Your Favorite Quotes

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:10 pm

TensaZangetsu wrote:
Tattorack wrote:
I have heard that one before... but where?

http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/05/3 ... o-take-ii/
Me thinks he was kidding

The best part is that I wasn't.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:48 pm

I find Duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread-Mitch Hedberg

1boredcanadian · Post by **1boredcanadian** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:51 am

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Cm4F · Post by **Cm4F** » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:37 pm

He who cannot obey cannot command | Benjamin Franklin

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:35 am

*Jumps in into a random in school*
Me: I like avocados.
*Everyone stares at me, confused*
*I walk away like nothing happened*
*Everyone stares at each other and asks what was all that about*

"I like avocados"
- Eliel S. Morales. M.

1boredcanadian · Post by **1boredcanadian** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:59 pm

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Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:52 pm

"Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a laptop."

- An awesome YouTube commenter, on the Old Spice commercial

Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:53 pm

that...is the most awesome thing I've ever seen. MONOCLE SMILE ^_Q

1boredcanadian · Post by **1boredcanadian** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:04 pm

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Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:09 pm

Coatl_Ruu wrote:"Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a laptop."

- An awesome YouTube commenter, on the Old Spice commercial

lold hard

This is our decision, to live fast and die young
we've got the vision, now let's have some fun
yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do?
get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning commute.
MGMT-Time to Pretend

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:29 pm

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

-Oscar Wilde

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:31 pm

To be what you is, you have to be what you, the only thing you're missing is a black guitar. Imma rockstar, hey baby imma rockstar, big city, bright lights. Sleep all day, up all night. -Rhianna Rockstar 101

Wolfy · Post by **Wolfy** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:11 pm

Two historic quotes brought to you from the most memoriable game ever made in terms of dialogue, the ever classic Resident evil.

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
"thank you. I'll take this then"
from barry to jill upon seeing a locked door

and the other one

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich."
Barry after saving jill from a sticky situation

And as if they didn't sound bad enough on their own try to think of them being said with as little emotion as possible and a sizeable gap between each word.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:22 pm

"Don't look down on me! I'm not weak! I'm no helpless princess! I can stand on my own two feet without you! Don't you ever forget it! I won't forgive you if you ever think of me as anything lesser than an equal!"- I made it up.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:31 pm

"1234!!!!!"-pretty much every punk band ever

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:26 pm

All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is! What became of the EU, who claimed that all are equal? It is in constant conflict because its tenets go against human nature!-Emperor Charles di Brittania

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:13 pm

Life is a *censored* toilet!-Nathan Winneke of Horse the Band

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:57 pm

"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

I know its overused I don't care

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:58 am

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"-Frank the bunny in "Donnie Darko"

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:07 pm

"Hydraxon... but your dead!!"
"I got better"
(Bionicle, Mahri-Nui storyline)

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:49 pm

"I am error." - Error

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:22 pm

Drop dead! Now come back as a mouse. Now die a mouse death!-Russell Brand

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:42 pm

"An apple a day keeps the bus driver away." -Ed from Ed, Edd, n' Eddy.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:43 am

"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."-Samuel Johnson

Unfortunately, this quote reflects me.

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:42 am

Wanderer wrote:"Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."-Samuel Johnson

I know that quote from somewhere...

"My liege...! They said you were dead!"
"Yes, they told me that too, but I decided to ignore them."
(The Basitin King. Twokinds)

"Most people think testing is all about durability and reliability. Of course that's a big part of it. But before that happens - before you even have something to beat the **** out of - you need an idea that works. Dyson engineers get those ideas often by trying the ridiculous. Most of the time it ends in failure. That's good. Failure sparks thinking and the extraordinary."
(James Dyson, on failures)

Mod Edit: Do not forget to censor your profanity by completely obliterating the word.

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:52 am

My friend: What the HECK are you doing?
Me: .....SHANK! I win!

*falls down stairs but lands on feet*
Me: WELL THEN.
*walks away like nothing happened*
True story.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:00 pm

"Ughh. Great. What's the point in setting the alarm if I'm going to wake up before it goes off? What a total waste. Now I've gotta shut it off but I don't feel like moving. But if I don't shut it off it will just keep ringing and ringing. It makes me tired just thinking about the whole thing. Some mornings are such a drag…" -Shikamaru Nara

(To Naruto) "My master entrusted me with a lot, from big things to little things. It's the same for you an unlimited number of things, don't you think it's about time for us, to be the ones who entrust not the entrusted, it's a pain in the butt but I can't say that; Someday you'll be the one to treat others to ramen and you'll be called Master Naruto… we can't stay kids forever, like Asuma and Jiraiya I wanna be as cool as them."- Shikamaru Nara

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:01 pm

Yeah, Shicka is pretty awesome, among my favorite characters. I loved what he did to Hidan.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:03 pm

yehoshua wrote:Yeah, Shicka is pretty awesome, among my favorite characters. I loved what he did to Hidan.

What he did was a bit extreme

(To Hidan) "That pathetic Lord Jashin or whatever isn't your God anymore. I am. The only one bringing down vengeance is me." - Shikamaru Nara

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:31 pm

He only Blew up Hidans body and sepulted him in the Nara forest.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 2:41 pm

yehoshua wrote:He only Blew up Hidans body and sepulted him in the Nara forest.

A bit extreme, and he did it continuously

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:02 pm

"Hoist by his own petard."
-Shakespeare-

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:10 pm

Brian: "okay, say cool.'
Stewie: 'Cool.'
Brian: 'Alright, now say whip.'
Stewie: 'Whip.'
Brian: 'Okay, now say cool whip.'
Stewie: 'Cool hwhip.'

My friend: *pokes me repeatedly in the back*
Me: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.'
My friend: 'Okay!' *grabs my butt*
Me: 'I AM GONNA KILL YOU!' *chases him down hallway as several teachers look out of surrounding classrooms*

(I don't like to be touched when I don't want to be touched. But no one EVER touches my butt.

)

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:12 pm

Mettlebird wrote:Brian: "okay, say cool.'
Stewie: 'Cool.'
Brian: 'Alright, now say whip.'
Stewie: 'Whip.'
Brian: 'Okay, now say cool whip.'
Stewie: 'Cool hwhip.'

My friend: *pokes me repeatedly in the back*
Me: 'DON'T TOUCH ME.'
My friend: 'Okay!' *grabs my butt*
Me: 'I AM GONNA KILL YOU!' *chases him down hallway as several teachers look out of surrounding classrooms*

(I don't like to be touched when I don't want to be touched. But no one EVER touches my butt. )

You just made one of the best quotes to family guy ever

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:46 pm

We ain't going to the party
We ain't going to the game
We ain't going to the disco
Ain't gonna cruise down main

We're stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
stealing people's mail
On a friday night

The Dead Kennedy's-Stealing people's mail.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:49 pm

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:42 pm

The 3 quotes above me are awesome.

"Hey"
- Me, every time I meet someone. Literally.

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:44 pm

Russiarules1 wrote:"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- Albert Einstein.

"My density has brought me to you."
- George McFly

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:01 am

Thank God for science.
I believe there was a quote from Einstein saying something about science without God doesn't work and vice-versa.
(Whoo, I have said vice-versa two times this night

)

TehMistaC · Post by **TehMistaC** » Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:43 am

"I don't have any influences, any heroes, it's just me". - The Infamous GG Allin

"The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at." - Marilyn Manson

"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another." - George Carlin