Boris: I AM IN-VINCE-IBAL!

Agent Smecker: "You see this in bad television. Little assault guys crawling in through the vents, coming in through the ceiling — that James Bond * never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!"

What do you mean you people?

Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man!

The President: We'll settle this the old navy way: First guy to die LOSES!

"The batteries? NOT GUILTY." -Who Killed the Electric Car?

I decided to make a topic about your favourite quotes from games.

Mine are:

"War...war never changes" - Fallout series

"My memory... since when? If everything is a dream, don't wake me." - Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy VII

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture." - Andrew Ryan - Bioshock

"Remember my son, one day you...shall be...KING." - Terenas Menethil on Arthas, the Lich King - World of Warcraft

Too many Tales series quotes to mention.

"Whatever comes, my love, remember--our bond is eternal." - Malfurion Stormrage, Warcraft III

One word:
OBJECTION!

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury. Not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take...inventory. Out-gunned. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the sand and the rocks here, stained with thousands of years of warfare...They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of nightmares, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a breath exhaled from the Earth. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Kill him." - Captain Price, Modern Warfare 2

I know it's a very long quote but it's epic

"This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it"

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer."

"Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness, of father's sins, passed to his son."

"Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?"

-Gravemind, Halo 2&3

"Life was good. A house on the Jersey side across the river. The smell of freshly cut lawns. The sounds of children playing. A beautiful wife and a baby girl. The American dream come true. But dreams have a nasty habit of going bad when you're not looking."

"They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above. A bit closer to Heaven."

"Firing a gun is a binary choice. Either you pull the trigger or you don't."

"The things that I want", by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. [...] Unlimited ammo and a license to kill."

-Max Payne, 1&2

"If a human and an esper can love one another... Do you think a human and I could love each other?"

Terra, FFVI

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

Why do you think Oppose rhymes with Dispose?

Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?

Kefka, FFVI

"I am Bond, James Bond" Bond Theme Begins

-James Bond, Any Bond Game.

And a lot more.

Anything Gravemind has said from the Halo franchise.
"When the game ends, the king and pawn go in the same box." - Cortana
"It is I: Ansem, the seeker of darkness." - Riku/Ansem from Kingdom Hearts I (even though most of the dialog in that game was cheesy)
"All your base are belong to us."
"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy from Star Fox 64
Anything Theresa from Fable II has said.

"People are not simple. They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.'" - Sten, Dragon Age

That made me crack up.

YA REALLY QUALMED UP A NINSURV

Heavy's conversation with sandvich. TF2

"WHO TOUCHED SASHA?" - Heavy Weapons Guy

"That clown's attractn' zombies!" Coach, L4D2

"Would you like a second opinion? You are also UGLY!" The Medic, TF2

If you were talking to me, I will point out that
URILIQUAM D' PANINSERV
can be spelled several ways.

Also,
OONTALA MAKIKI!
KLADGALAKALA.

Warcraft III quotes

"Once you head down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. And you get dental."

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

"I always wanted to start my own religion...so I did!"

"The Legion needs… a better dental plan. These fangs are killing me!"

"Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."

"We're not a cult so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots. "

"Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised."

Pokemon yellow:

"This is my grandson. He's been your rival since you were a baby!

...Erm, what is his name again?"

BWAHHH!! CRY SOME MORE!!

Also

-STATIC-I can't let you do that, Star Fox.-STATIC-

No I, just "Can´t let you do that, Star Fox"

I cannot allow you to go any further! - StarFox64, boss of the asteroid field ^_^

"Nice!"
-Borat

I ran out of ideas...

EDIT

"NAIN NAIN NAIN NAIN NAIN!!!"
-Hitler, "Inglorious Basterds"

"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?"
"To war." - Keyes, Halo 3 - Crows Nest.

Such a unhelpful remark. The guy who asked the question should have asked; "No, really. Where?"

To mention my favorite half-life quote (that I can remember, anyway):
Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly! - Dr. Isaac Kleiner, Half-Life 2

Oh, wow! I can't believe I haven't noticed this until this post!

I don't want to ride Go Karts 1 while it's raining.

"Mundo downsizes what he pleases!"
"Mundo king of office romance"

(singsong voice) "Money, money, money!"

Everything Gman from the half-life series says.

Guest 37 has drowned!

You two just won the Internet! xD

"Thank you, Mario, but your princess is in another castle."

Alas, I am but one man.

"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED" - StarCraft
-No sound ever made me frolic and panic so much >_>

"One-man cheeseburger APOCALYPSE." - Coach L4D2

I'm shocked that no one has covered Monty Python and the Holy Grail yet. In which case, I call dibs!

"And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand-grenade scene.

Also:
"We want a shrubbery!" -The Knights who say Ni.

"This reminds me of a puzzle." - Professor Layton.
"Oh my word!" - Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light.

That's what a gentleman does. - Professor Layton

Uulwi ifis halahs gag ehr'ongg w'shhh - Yogg-Saron - World of Warcraft

Oh, wow. I failed. :|

"Heroes can survive falls that would shatter the bones of most people." - Fable 2

President(thoughtfully): Sabotage. My God man, what does it mean?
General: We must tighten security, sir. Find out who's behind it.
President: No, no, no. The word “sabotage.” What does it mean?
General: It mean someone's trying to subverting our mission, sir. One of our people can be working for the enemy.
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President: Here's the target area.
Adviser: That's Minnesota, sir.
President: * it, man, that's the genius of my plan. We don't have to travel around the world to fight. We can do it right here at home. Get some good fishing in while we're at it.
Adviser: Sir, the enemy is over there.
President: Then we'll fly them over here. They can bring their relatives. We'll teach them ice skate... Do I have to think of everything?
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(Topper and Saddam fighting. A phone rings. Topper answers it.)
Topper: Butcher of Baghdad. Hello? Well, hello.
Saddam: Who is it? Who is it?
Topper: It's your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.
Saddam: Jesus Mary Joseph!. I'm so stupid! I was supposed to pick her up at the laundromat. Tell her I'm at the gym. No, no, no, I'm out of town. On business. Bombing, gassing, eletric execution. Tell her something. Make it up.
Topper: I'm sorry. Just missed him.
Saddam: I owe you one. (Swinging his sword at Topper)

Quotes are from Hot Shots: Part Deux.

"I am the Alpha and the Omega." - Xan Kriegor, UT99