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No I don't understand how a well can attack monsters. YuGiOh is a weird game.

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"I'm on your side, you idiots! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?!"

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Been long enough for double posting to be okay, so here’s another one!
“I have no compunctions about mind controlling a raptor.”

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"Ooo. Got something good for me? Is it a dress?"

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"See? I'm good at stuff."

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The committee decided but no one remembered. That spineless one of the better recent decisions.


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“Jungles are really just mountains, but with more plants and more flat.”

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Thanks to direct presidential action, the public continued to remain ignorant of the herculean work of modern scientists to prevent fish from discovering waffles.


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“Lad, you depressed the boat, for God’s sake!”
“It’s not my fault it’s so feelly!”

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“Only true friends dress in drag and do the hula while you fight your uncle.”

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"You're just quoting the lion king you-"
"Shut up wind, He'll hear you!"

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Even if it's full of gravel, it's still pie.


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“I’ll keep polishing this bowling pin.”

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When zombies are finally allowed to conduct orchestras, the public will learn of the works of the great musical decomposers.


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“Too much pink energy is dangerous!”

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There's s solution to everything if you have enough acid.


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"why is it taking us so long to fall?"
"Cause it's funny!"
"no it's not it's just stupid. It's as dumb as that Hand Man episode."

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I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail to be the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade.

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There are no major cuisines devoted to cooking in which the primary ingredient is canvas.


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So I don’t want to hear any excuses that you didn’t know there was a giant monster there guys, you have one job, READ THE THING!!!

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"I bet vegans taste just like regular people"

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”So, I give up, aliens. You win. You've convinced me I'm not ready for interstellar travel. I'll stay here on Earth and keep paying my bills."

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"this is the first time in my life i identify with a tire."

"My eyes are sticking out of my other eyes, but I’m okay with that. And now we will evolve legs."

"I couldn’t figure out how ladders worked and now I’m trapped in some sort of nether plane."

"Oh, it’s wanted posters, I thought it was screaming cheese."

"Okay, I’ve eaten, ah, Venus."

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"Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta. Make note to that."

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If a cantaloupe cannot run for public office, can they roll?


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“Ben & Jerry’s was the key to the Armageddon.”

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"You shouldn't eat anything in a hard drive"

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Summon the calamari...wait...no...that's not it!


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"I'm calling mom!....And i'm not using the banana this time!"

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“Sorry Noctis, that nice barista at Starbucks? Yeah, she’s got a heart of gold, and she’s gonna save the universe and not you.”

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Kangaroos do not carry pocket watches because they only have pouches.


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"Thankfully almost every problem in life can be solved with abrasives."

"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

(Strangely, this is an interesting concept)

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"Turnips are very sensitive to time paradoxes."

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“Needless to say, when the Human-Dog super friendship pals forever death armada came the various aliens really began to question how sincere we were during the initial talks.”

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"It's Heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!"

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In the long run, nobody's socks survive.


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“Well, I think this is a first. I don't know anyone else who can claim to have committed genocide strictly as an act of immediate self-defense.”

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"It'd be like turning a chicken McNugget back into a chicken. Now someday someone will be able to do that but for now it's going to be tough."

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If it was Cretaceous Park, would there be an Allosaurus?


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"I've got things to do and daddy issues to repress!"

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