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This thread is for sharing moments from your life (or somebody/something else's) that you found laughworthy. Forum rules apply.

I'll go first:

When I was in high school, our period "bell" was a simple tone that lasted a few seconds. Anyway, one day as we were waiting for the final bell to go home, they were rushing to finish the end of the day announcements:
"The Seniors are-" BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Apparently the announcer didn't have a very high opinion of the Seniors. :lol: :P
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When I was 8 a Christmas tree fell on me and surprisingly did not harm me.
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In honor of me going to fly on a plane, here's one from last time I was on one 4 years ago.

Somebody ordered a soda and the person next to them accidentally bumped them and it spilled all over this poor woman.
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The second time I went paint-balling the paint-ball gun malfunctioned and kept on trying to shoot. Even though I let go of the trigger and it was semi-auto. Someone shouted out 'They've got a machinegun!' Everyone then burst into laughter at that remark.
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Me and my boyfriend were heading to a restaurant but he made a wrong term. I knew that and kept quiet because he doesn't like to talk while driving. When we got to the restaurant 45 minutes later than planned, I admitted it and we both had a good laugh.
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A really funny (and painful) story from me, while I nurse my cold.

One evening, I was having dinner at a restaurant with some friends. We were sitting outside, and the inside and outside are separated by a clear glass door for the customers. I had to go inside for something, and I started walking towards the door.

I did not realize the door was closed, it being almost transparent in the ambient lighting. Cue the loudest faceplant everyone had heard that evening. I think the sound echoed as well.

I remembered my sight going black, then slowly refocusing. I was stunned, not knowing what hit me. The waiters were speechless. My friends, after confirming I was alright, proceeded to laugh their hearts out. I was not injured, and soon joined in as well.

To this day, that particular door has some bright duct tape plastered across the width, as a reminder of that fateful night.
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Reminds me of the time my sister walked into the deck door after I slid it shut. She didn't see it was close because it was bright and bam!
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Did something like that too ^^

My Company has a new building now with some areas for projects. On this areas there are kinda Containers for Meetings.
Those Containers are completely made out of glass. So one day i had to cable a phone in one of those.
I didnt know the container was closed hence the glass was totally new i didnt even see an entrance or stuff.
And thought welp its open just enter. Tried to step in and *BANG* ran right into the door.
It hurt a bit and the co workers in that office looked at me awkwardly and asked if everything was alright.
Good thing my head is hard and nothing happened ^^ But for now i know everytime i see one of those
containers i have to check the muffins and cookies door ^^
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I'm sure that everybody does it at one point in time.
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Same thing happened to my brother today. We're visiting family in Nevada and they have a back deck with a screen door behind the glass door. He somehow rammed into it and knocked down the entire screen door and he got in trouble. Fun.
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Maybe that smudge stick item the Windex crows are selling should be a thing.
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Lots of funny little things happen to me and my friends. Most recently a friend of mine was caught in a bad photo. So a different friend of mine made an "existence is pain" caption to it. Now, said friend also turned it into a shirt and is wearing around the guy who made the unfortunate face and he hates it. Good times~
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With friends like that, who needs enemies?
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All ofcmy friends are kinda enemies. I'm currently trying to turn my friend into an e-girl against his will and he hates it. Its a good time.
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JayBarker wrote: Sat May 30, 2020 7:02 am All ofcmy friends are kinda enemies. I'm currently trying to turn my friend into an e-girl against his will and he hates it. Its a good time.
huh
we probably shouldn’t be turning anyone into anything against their will
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He slowly giving into it, he just feels its "cringe".
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That sounds pretty scummy.
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Oof
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Yeah I think that would be a really sucky thing to do. I'm not a violent person but if someone I knew in real life tried to do that to me I would probably knock them out.
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He was eventually excited someone wanted to pay yo play with him.
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How long did that take i wonder? It's still a bad thing to do. :roll:
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To each their own I guess. Our collective group of friends all thought it was funny. Maybe you have to know the guy.
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Maybe its also we have a different idea of what comedy is.
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Well, perhaps you could undo it. A prank should have a "sell by" date.
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it already fizzled out.
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On a less awkward note, cannibalism!
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Yeah I don't think that would be funny under any sort of circumstances. :|
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