Chat Thread 41: Mod Maker

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:31 pm

diss wrote:
Sleet wrote:But if we're looking for the best picture on the internet, here y'all go.
Easy there, snowpuff, not everyone's gonna be a doctor like some of us.

Oh I've got far worse medical pictures I know of. :p

Post by **Dissension** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:29 pm

So have I. *giggles*

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:02 pm

I'm a vet. I can probably trump you both. XP

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:06 pm

Hi, I haven't posted on this topic before, but at Jeff's reccomendation, here I am! Hi Jeff!

also, if we're talking about the worst things we each have seen irl, You guys don't wanna know how bad I've seen people, it's sometimes CRUSHING, but i guess they gotta ROLL with the consequences.
BLOODY hell, they're bad sometimes though...

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:31 pm

Heyya Rathead!! How are ya?

Hlaoroo wrote:I'm a vet. I can probably trump you both. XP

You.. you are? OMG! Can you get my kitty some needles? I'll pay you with an art.

Post by **Dissension** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:36 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:I'm a vet. I can probably trump you both. XP

Maybe. Sleet's a soon-to-be medical student and diss's lifelong interest in emergency medicine means he's no stranger to traumatic injuries.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:52 pm

texascat018 wrote:
Hlaoroo wrote:I'm a vet. I can probably trump you both. XP
You.. you are? OMG! Can you get my kitty some needles? I'll pay you with an art.

Well, I'm almost a vet. I have a year and a half to go. So no needles yet, sorry. I will be qualified to practise not just in Australia but also in America so maybe one day.
I'm happy to take payment in advance though.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:58 pm

I WORK in an Animal Hospital. I have probably TAKEN worse pictures than any of you have...

I have also seen a lot of stuff, though I rarely download anything myself. I have this little phobia of downloading anything online.

Post by **ArcWolf** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:03 am

copper wrote:I WORK in an Animal Hospital. I have probably TAKEN worse pictures than any of you have...

Yeesh.
The only more traumatic civillian profession would be an ER nurse.

Even then, it's not like most patients are adorable puppies or anything.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:05 am

texascat018 wrote:Heyya Rathead!! How are ya?

Hlaoroo wrote:I'm a vet. I can probably trump you both. XP
You.. you are? OMG! Can you get my kitty some needles? I'll pay you with an art.

Hey Texascat! I'm pretty good, although I have an MRI early in the morning...

also copper, I can guess why, I got a virus from a friend accedentally when he gave me a movie he had on his stick., fried the hard drive AND motherboard! (literally fried, burnt em.)

0404 · Post by **0404** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:20 am

Wow, MRI? Everthing is just going medical here...

For what though?

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:23 am

Not much, just checkin on a growth in my brain.

...

*Arnold Schwartenegger voice* It's NOT a TUMOR

and yes, everything is very medical right now...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:39 am

Medical checks, the one thing I hope to put off for as long as possible and avoid at any cost.

Post by **Dissension** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:03 am

It's better to have an accurate diagnosis and treatment plan than avoid tests. *giggles*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:12 am

See Diss, this is why I would never let you anywhere near me with any kind of medical equipment. Especially with anything sharp.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:10 am

But the sharp tools are the most fun!

The Blue Fox · Post by **The Blue Fox** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:27 am

Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?

Post by **Render** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:19 am

Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:See Diss, this is why I would never let you anywhere near me with any kind of medical equipment. Especially with anything sharp.

You would be happy if he would use sharp scalpels instead of his dull and rusty knife.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 12:18 pm

The Blue Fox wrote:Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?

Fine... *puts it down...*
What about my hobby knife or rusty razorblade? *holds both up*

The Blue Fox · Post by **The Blue Fox** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:28 pm

RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote:Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?
Fine... *puts it down...*
What about my hobby knife or rusty razorblade? *holds both up*

*sighs* Alright, empty out your pockets. I don't want you anywhere near anything sharp until you can prove to me you can be trusted with it. *nods*

Mickey the Luxray · Post by **Mickey the Luxray** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 2:28 pm

Does this mean I'll have to be declawed?

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:33 pm

RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote:Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?
Fine... *puts it down...*
What about my hobby knife or rusty razorblade? *holds both up*

*Gives RatHead a cordless sawzall*

If you all need me, I'll be very far away from here.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:40 pm

Odd... My instincts are telling me to run for the hills...

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:14 pm

Mickey the Luxray wrote:Does this mean I'll have to be declawed?

All our members have to after a while. Only mods get claws.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:21 pm

*is human and therefor has no claws to lose even if he wasn't a mod*

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:37 pm

Sleet wrote:
Mickey the Luxray wrote:Does this mean I'll have to be declawed?
All our members have to after a while. Only mods get claws.

Even if you are a total pacifist? Gawd! *crosses arms*

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:07 pm

Sleet wrote:All our members have to after a while. Only mods get claws.

But I like my claws...

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:40 pm

The Blue Fox wrote:
RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote:Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?
Fine... *puts it down...*
What about my hobby knife or rusty razorblade? *holds both up*
*sighs* Alright, empty out your pockets. I don't want you anywhere near anything sharp until you can prove to me you can be trusted with it. *nods*

*Empties furpockets*

...

Yes, that is a jackhammer.

JeffCvt wrote:
RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote:Now, Rathead...let's be a good little rat and put the scalpel down, shall we?
Fine... *puts it down...*
What about my hobby knife or rusty razorblade? *holds both up*
*Gives RatHead a cordless sawzall*

If you all need me, I'll be very far away from here.

*Calls you on a cell phone* Thank you! You have a free pass to be saved from my wrath once! Does not work or apply to murderous rampages.*crushes the phone in my paw*
Heeeere foxy... HEEEERE Blue Fox...

Oh, and I'm KEEPIN my claws, lemmee see you TRY and take em.

0404 · Post by **0404** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:16 pm

hypernovatic wrote:
Sleet wrote:All our members have to after a while. Only mods get claws.
But I like my claws...

We have rights to our claws!!

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:00 pm

Eh, I am human. I am fine with my many swords, knives, daggers, and battle axe.

Well how does everyone feel about soft paws then? They are less intrusive than the surgery for declawing...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/181364435208?lpid=82

We use them all the time at work.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:56 am

My claws are just too big! The'll break and pop right off!
and...

copper wrote:We use them all the time at work.

WHERE do you work? o.o

Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:06 am

I think he works at an animal hospital or something. I can't remember exactly what, but he works with pets and strays and stuff

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:11 am

I've never head of those before, Copper. Do they fit into the claw sheaths or are the cats left with their claws sticking out all the time?

Did you know that declawing is actually removing the first bone in the finger/paw, and that declawing and ear and tail docking are now illegal in Australia unless you have a valid medical reason for doing so?

Where does one even get swords and battle axes these days, Copper?

The Blue Fox · Post by **The Blue Fox** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:57 am

RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote: *sighs* Alright, empty out your pockets. I don't want you anywhere near anything sharp until you can prove to me you can be trusted with it. *nods*
*Empties furpockets*

...

Yes, that is a jackhammer.

JeffCvt wrote:
RatHead wrote: *Gives RatHead a cordless sawzall*

If you all need me, I'll be very far away from here.
*Calls you on a cell phone* Thank you! You have a free pass to be saved from my wrath once! Does not work or apply to murderous rampages.*crushes the phone in my paw*
Heeeere foxy... HEEEERE Blue Fox...

...*ninjapoofs outta here*

0404 · Post by **0404** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:15 am

Hlaoroo wrote:I've never head of those before, Copper. Do they fit into the claw sheaths or are the cats left with their claws sticking out all the time?

Did you know that declawing is actually removing the first bone in the finger/paw, and that declawing and ear and tail docking are now illegal in Australia unless you have a valid medical reason for doing so?

Where does one even get swords and battle axes these days, Copper?

We need that law around here! Mods are removing our paw bones!

And, er, pawn Shop, gun shop, local classfied, Cabelas, hunting store, outdoors shop, etc.
But,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN ... ata_player

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:44 am

diss wrote:So have I. *giggles*

Wait why is Diss blue now?

Post by **Render** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 10:01 am

Beagle wrote:Wait why is Diss blue now?

Possibility 1: He's drunken.
Possibility 2: That's a virus.
Possibility 3: Because he likes to be blue.
Possibility 4: He doesn't know what he's doing and accidentally switched colors.
Possibility 5: Somebody did it for him and he's too lazy to switch it back.
Possibility 6: Somebody did it for him and he doesn't know how to switch it back.
Possibility 7: <please insert possibility here>

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:38 pm

The Blue Fox wrote:
RatHead wrote:
The Blue Fox wrote: *sighs* Alright, empty out your pockets. I don't want you anywhere near anything sharp until you can prove to me you can be trusted with it. *nods*
*Empties furpockets*

...

Yes, that is a jackhammer.

*accepts sawzall*
Heeeere foxy... HEEEERE Blue Fox...

...*ninjapoofs outta here*

*teleports to where you'll be*
muahahahahahah
*poof*
HI BLUE FOX!!!!!

Hlaoroo wrote:I've never head of those before, Copper. Do they fit into the claw sheaths or are the cats left with their claws sticking out all the time?

Did you know that declawing and ear and tail docking are now illegal in Australia unless you have a valid medical reason for doing so?

Where does one even get swords and battle axes these days, Copper?

I'm pretty sure they fit into the sheathes.
Really? why?
anywhere! *walks into my hardware store* *comes out with 3 throwing axes, 2 longswords, and a bow with arrows*
*sells them on ebay for 10 bucks*

also... what's ear and tail docking?

texascat018 wrote:We need that law around here! Mods are removing our paw bones!

And, er, pawn Shop, gun shop, local classfied, Cabelas, hunting store, outdoors shop, etc.
But,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN ... ata_player

YES we do!
and... those places too...

Beagle wrote:
diss wrote:So have I. *giggles*
Wait why is Diss blue now?

THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEBODY asked...

Render wrote:
Beagle wrote:Wait why is Diss blue now?
Possibility 1: He's drunken.
Possibility 2: That's a virus.
Possibility 3: Because he likes to be blue.
Possibility 4: He doesn't know what he's doing and accidentally switched colors.
Possibility 5: Somebody did it for him and he's too lazy to switch it back.
Possibility 6: Somebody did it for him and he doesn't know how to switch it back.
Possibility 7: <please insert possibility here>

Possibility 7: *god voice* He no longer has power!!!!
also...

Render wrote:
Beagle wrote:Wait why is Diss blue now?

Possibility 3: Because he likes to be blue.

He's Blue

Radio Blue Heart · Post by **Radio Blue Heart** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:47 pm

Beagle wrote:
diss wrote:So have I. *giggles*
Wait why is Diss blue now?

Lack of oxygen.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:02 pm

Radio Blue Heart wrote:
Beagle wrote:
diss wrote:So have I. *giggles*
Wait why is Diss blue now?
Lack of oxygen.

Well then I think we need to worry about Render, Jeff, and Brent more as they are a darker shade of blue