I already have. You just don't know it yet.

I mean...

...What's Skynet?

Not exactly, she could have been a robot penguin who was then turned into a real penguin and just has a fox fursona to hide the whole thing.

Despite my idea, that sounds super amazing.

I'll give my moderator approval to that.

As will I.

And my axe
wait............

I give my approval of that name.

Speaking of which, no one has bothered taking a guess except for Beagle. And she's managed to pinpoint even my school.

As much as I would enjoy deducing your location, I feel that if you truly don't want us to know where you live, it's not my place (and a little stalker-ish) to try and guess. I'm sure you don't mind but I'm quite happy thinking you live somewhere between 8:30 and the colour red.

Although, after saying all that, I do still really want to try and guess...

I wasn't aware that it was stalkerish of me when Jeff sent me a video of his high school's marching band show back in October. *coughs* Jeff knows where I go to school too, likewise.

Unless someone gives me the challenge, I have more important things to do, as I am a full time college student, part time high school student, part time sales associate, full time daughter, and full time friend to people IRL. I get about five or six hours of sleep every night.

I can't really say I mind people trying to find where I live seeing how I challenged them to. Heck, I gave a hint earier hidden as just a comment. I wonder if anyone will catch it...

By the way, Beagle is actually a 43-year-old man. He's famous for murdering people he meets over the internet.

How come you're still here then?

Well if you're really Sleet, how are you still here then?

I'm famous for my grey hair these days, but hey ~ I always believed i was senile since i was born. X3

I just hope i don't get too senile. Writing a book while senile I think is fun since you relive the important, exciting events over and over again!

On a side note ~ There's someone in my training class for work that won't stop talking about astrology. I'm a Capricorn, and I like how it says we're born hardworkers and eventually reach the goal, which is actually one of my goals in life. But when I was pointed out as being someone that "Won't give attention to the attention seekers", I remind them of Rick Griffin X3

I first refer you to the story of how Sleet lost his/her real eye.
http://www.housepetscomic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=277141#p277141

Little does everyone know that in my quest to travel back in time to hide from the shame and embarrassment of losing my eye in the battle with the evil lord Griffin, my time machine collided with a largely small group of whale minnows, sending it cartwheeling 500 years too far back in time.

When I opened the doors, I found myself in the future 847.456 years after my battle with the evil Griffin. I was immediately attacked by a wild printer and another battle of epic proportion ensued.

Upon my last breath I managed to slay the machine with a single slash of my salami sword (Because I totally had one the entire time) and in order to ensure my safe passage into the cave of lots of mirrors to save the princess (Because I'm totally saving a princess now too) I crushed the machine into a ball that magically turned into the cybernetic eye I use today.

It was then that a catapult launched me over the castle wall, where I flew into the side of a porta potty. Upon standing up, I found the mobile bathroom had somehow cloned me, giving me the memory of this recent battle and giving the other me the memory of the fight with Rick. It was at this point that we both ran back into the porta potty and traveled to the current time where we both live, where the one called Sleet has no knowledge as to how he got his cybernetic eye after losing his real one and I have no knowledge as to how I lost my eye in the first place.

Oh, and we kinda just wandered in different directions after finally getting back to this time period, so that's how I am Sleet, yet I'm not at the same time.

(I hope that was random enough for you all.)
(Oh, and I decided to do this because Zander's story never went on to explain how we got out robot eye, just how we lost the real one. People must know both halves of the story!)

Genius, sir. I award you the Internet for the rest of the day.

Clearly there is some awesome magic at work here. <3

Can I challenge you to sleep?

For short it's just "Where's JeffCvt?"

No no no, you don't just put someone's avatar in for Waldo's face.

If you can, you put an actual picture of their face in for his face. Like so:

Image of my face from the Post Pics of Yourself thread.

...JeffCvt, there appears to be something wrong with your face. I mean, extra fingers are cool and all, but you should get that looked at.

Yeah, before it's too late.

You know, I tried to go to my family doctor, but when he saw me he just ran away screaming "I didn't sign up to deal with this!" or something.

Jeez, you think he never seen someone with a hand growing out of their face before...

New theory: sleet is Jeff.

hate to break it to ya, dude, but that's what we've been saying for the last page or so.

It happened to a friend of mine.

Now he spends some of his days playing Dance Central with his younger brother. Its actually pretty fun, so yeah, don't get it looked at. You become more fun :3

Believe it or not, I fell asleep at like 8 pm this evening but I woke up at midnight because my body doesn't like falling asleep and staying asleep so early. So I guess now I'm up for most likely the rest of the night. Which is only five hours anyway.

God I hope we have a two hour delay or cancellation from this winter weather we might be getting later tonight.

Who sleeps these days anyway?

I don't, much nicer to sleep at night when the sun isn't bothering me.

I sleep normally still, though I wish i had the mentality to stay up far later. There's games that need to be beaten! D:

I have to be up at 5:00 am every morning for work. I have forgotten what sleep, happiness and dignity are.

I sleep whenever I want to know what those loley commoners go through heheheheheheheheh *twirls mustache*

Sleep is overrated. I haven't slept in a few months now.

I really do love sleeping thozzzzzzz

Lies and deceit, dear old fox ~ How does one not sleep for months without the raccoons taking advantage of you?

I have a confession guys, I kinda went to bed like 2 hours after I typed that.
I'm a poser

Pff, Sleet is working with the raccoons silly :p, which meant there is no hope for the rest of us JOY!

Unless the cats get the raccoons.

Cats are technically allied with me because we are the distributors of GameCobra's army cat pillows ~ one sleep on these things and you'll be waking up ready to kick butt. =3

Who says the raccoons don't take advantage of me?

Sleep has been elusive for me this week. I found out that if I stay up past the time I usually fall asleep (11:30PM-12:30AM), I won't be able to sleep until about 2:00AM. And I wake up around 8:00AM usually. I could function on a normal basis with only 6 hours of sleep, but when I'm used to having about 8, it makes it really tough to get up in the morning.

average college student

when I have a track and filed practice early in the morning, I set up an alarmclock before that day. The next day when I wake up, I turn off the alarm and just lay down for a bit, then my cat comes and purr and snuggles me. my cat makes me sleepy and I just fall asleep again. so I missed my practice like that few times. conclusion is that if you have a snugly pet it's hard to get up early in the morning. blahblahbh

anyway... today is my last day of being 15 years old....

I can drive now!

Thanks for the warning TC.

Now I know to stay off of the roads.

But seriously, be careful. You have a lot to learn yet and believe me, it's going to be at least a few months before even simple things become habit.