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This is a thread to share quotes that, in context, make perfect sense, but out of context, sound weird, ridiculous, or outright insane. As per usual, nothing that involves or implies activities adult in nature, blah blah, you get the idea. I'll go first.
"...It was, quite probably, the home of my savior, Slenderman."

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"oh, so we're allowing the chicken this year."
and the prequel
"does anyone have eyes on the chicken?"

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"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"

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GreatKitsune Wrote:
"Well, tht was delayed, Tim"


Is that from Home Improvement?

Eh, anyway. "An effeminate gentleman seems to be menacing him with a knife!"

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“Come here Pine Tree, I wanna cuddle you while you still look like a fluffy marshmallow.” - Bill Cypher

Quotes from fan work almost always seem out of character without the context of the fic...

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"We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You...put a handkerchief on your head! You...swat at imaginary elves! You...rock on the porch all night!"

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"You are a free-range child!" - heard while I was walking down the street this evening. I'd love to know the context of that! :P

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"Men, your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer, I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me Daddy."

...even in context, this is a weird one.

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"Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. And now... giant piles of bubble gum?! Oh, what next?"

Can you guess where this one is from?

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"It just sweeps very emphatically." - From a book I'm currently reading. ^^

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"Beekee? Ish theweh a weevowlvigh dooh ohn thaht pwishom?" hooray for cartoons!

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"You're BREAKING my BRAINS!!!"

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"Permit me to push you, madam."

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This popped up as a memory on my facebook from one of my lectures long ago. I wish I could remember the context.

"No way! You like knitting furniture too? Let's knit a jacuzzi! *knitting sounds* Bring in the water!...Crap. That didn't work..."

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"I'm going to bribe you all with cheese."

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