Iron Man
"Lets face it, this is not the worst things you've caught me doing."

Sometimes when we watch a movie or TV show, read a book or comic, or play through our favorite video games, a particular turn of phrase sticks out and becomes enmeshed in the fiber of our being. Yes, I'm talking about Our Favorite Quotes. Whether it's from a movie, TV series, book, comic strip, original Web content, video game, or even everyday life, this is the place to discuss those perfect statements.

Mod Edit: Merged multiple threads and retitled initial post.

Lion king

"Remember who you are"

This belongs in the "Forum Games" Section. If I had the power to move it, then I would.

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

I can't say the entirety of the line, but the latter half is "I did nyat hit her, I did nyaaaat...oh, hi Mark."

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude."

And from the same movie: "My a--!"
Way to break a dramtic pan-by

Dude, how does this belong in "Forum Games."
Read the thread title. "BEST MOVIE LINE EVER"
I mean, really.
Calm down.

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." -Dorothy

" I am the host of Funkyzeit, the most influential fashion show in any German-speaking country...
Apart from Germany." -Bruno

"I'm not a girls' toy! I'm not!"
-Ken

"We're all gonna die."

-Old Smoker lady from Atlantis (the disney animated one)

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a little more on the funny side of things:


"I got a Jar of Dirt! I got a jar of Dirt!I got a Jar of dirt! And guess whats inside it!"

-Captain Jack Sparrow

More seriously, I'm not sure this is the best, but it's my favorite line I can think of right now.

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part." -William Somerset (played by Morgan Freeman), from Seven.

"For many Americans, laughter isn't the best medicine - it's the only medicine." -Michael Moore, Sicko

"Arthas! God is ****ed off at you!" - Blazer, Tails of the past 3

"Buzz we're flying!"
"No, we're falling...IN STYLE" - Buzz and Woody, Toy Story

You guys are actin like little ****in' kids! Am I the only ****in' person actin like a ****in' professional here!?

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They'll never catch us. We're to smart for em.

Yeah... we are, aren't we.

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Revolver. Es sturdy. Es reliable. Eef it doez not vork you can hit him vith it.

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What's happening with those sausages charlie?

Five minutes, Turkish.

It was two minutes five minutes ago!

Two minutes, Turkish.
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Tyrone! What have you done!

Yeah Tyrone. What have you done?

It was at a funny angle.

It's behind you Tyrone. When you back up, things come from behind you.
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Here's Johnny!

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So do you mind telling us who you are, aside from someone who chops people up and feeds em to pigs off course!
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What do I know about diamonds... don't they come from Antwerp?
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It was for the greater good.

No, these people died for no reason, no reason what so ever!

But it was all for the greater good.

The greater good.

Shut it!
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I hope you're not planning on driving that?

...No...
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But there was one thing that he had that you don't.

What's that?

A GREAT BUSHY BEARD!
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Uh... I'll think of more later.

"A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD" has pretty much gone memetic with my friends. X3

Yep, same with mine.

Almost all of the lines there are from either Snatch or Hot Fuzz, my two favorite British comedies.

Groovy

Good Lord,
I can't believe that no one has said "I'll Be Back" yet!

Well, Terminator wasn't exactly superb...

"We dwarves aren't meant for long distance! We're short sprinters!"

Yes it was. It was better than superb. Which is incredible considering Terminator II is even better.

Actually, I literally was JUST thinking about that movie and was about to post a quote. So here it is:

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Also, from Conan the Barbarian.

Nobody cares - "What is best in life?"
Freaking Conan - "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of their women!"


These lines are only awesome because Arnold says them.

noone can top the one-liners from Arnold except maybe The Beast War series from Rattrap, Megatron and Inferno.

I gotta find more quotes later.

"I have diplomatic Imunity!"gunshot "Its just been revoked."
Lethal Weapon 2

What are you talking about?
Terminator is like the best movie ever.

Why would you hang your head in shame?
Tim Burton made the movie great.
Also... a quote from the man himself:
“We all know interspecies romance is weird.”
Too bad he was wrong.

Duke Nukem said those things too! D:

"GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

"Say hello to My Little Friend!"
-Tony Montana, Scarface.

"In Soviet Russia, Road Forks you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff, Family Guy.

"Theirs a snake on my foot"

"Say it in the form of a question."

"Theirs a snake on my foot?"

"yes" -Year One

No princess bride yet?

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Who are you?
No one of consequence
I must know...
Get used to disappointment.


Grandpa? Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?
As you wish.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

INCONCEIVABLE!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

i give all my free will to sleet as a token of the pure epic he has bestowed. *bows deeply*

Big deal, the quote isn't even accurate from the movie.

No, I'm kidding--I mean, it ISN'T accurate, but I'm not that big of a stickler that I can't appreciate such a good reference.

It's not accurate because that's not how he talks. It's the writer referencing the movie, not Tails. So if it were a direct quote it would be out of character.

Exactly.