Lots of good and bad today.
"A Friend borrowed and then totaled my minivan last week"
"Oooh, that's bad!"
"No, that's good! Nobody got hurt except the guardrail and the front of the vehicle!"
"Oh, that IS good!"
"No, that's bad. They had no money to pay the towing service so I had to shell out $325 to get my own van back."
"Oh, that IS bad!"
"Well, no that's good! You see when I got the minivan back, I discovered it still ran and drove!"
"Oh well, that is good!"
"Ah, no, that's bad... because when I took it into the shop, they told me the front of the frame got ripped off so it's unrepairable."
"Ah, that IS bad!"
"No, that's good!"
"Really? How so?"
"Well I tell you. I just got a fistful of dollar bills for selling that thing, and now I need a replacement. Something more fun than a minivan!"
"Ah, that IS good!"
"Well, no, that's bad - because it really was just a fistful of dollars and I put 'em in the gas tank at four bucks a gallon, and what I had left was enough to cover the accountant who did my taxes."
"Shucks man, that IS bad!"
"You'd think so, but it really is good!"
"Really? How so?"
"Because the tax guy just told me I got a huge refund coming!!"
"Ah!! That's great!"
"Ah, well, no... not really"
"Now hold on a minute! What's so bad about gettin' money back from the IRS?"
"Oh nothing! The bad part is that it's already spent on college tuition for my boy!"
"Well now, that's GOOD news!"
"Yeah, it WOULD be good news, only we was fixin' to send him up there to that campus in that minivan! Now we got to drive 24 hours there and back again to get him there!"
"Aw, that is bad!"
"No Roy, that's good!"
"Really? How so!"
"Cause when we drop him off, we'll finally have some quiet and no more subwoofers blarin' until 12 AM every night!"
"Hey!!! That is good!"
"Darn tootin' it's good!" https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=603256853096162