Topic says it all! Thread about food, cause well, everyone likes food, right? (Mostly everyone xP)

You can either talk about food you like, favourite places you like to go to, recommend others to certain places, you name it!

I'll also be making a "Recipe list" For those who want to share their own special way of making stuff~

So ya'll, go nuts! I'm not much of a chef myself so I can't really help on the recipes. :c

Please note that if you do decide to share a recipe or two, please try to use measurements everyone can understand.

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Recipeslist! Current: 6.
Chall's "Firework" Sandwich!
Manawolf's yummy YUMMY CAKE!
Copper's floppy taco
TGW's crispy meat sammich
Heavy's Sandvich and Scout's Bonk! Atomic punch! (With video!)

Bacon, Chocolate, cookies.

and Epic Meal Time's recipes look heart stoppingly delicious.

and I love the sirloin marsala at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Epic meal time is effing genious and epic.

What'chu know about food, hater? *bricked for reference*

I am a tomato addict. All my favorite foods tend to involve tomatoes. I'll put ketchup on just about everything. You know how Rocky treats syrup? That's pretty close to how I treat ketchup. Other times I'll use marinara sauce instead if that's more appropriate for the food in question. Or, more rarely, red salsa. I also enjoy tomato soup. I should try gazpacho at some point. I dislike tomato juice, though, and I have no idea why.

I'm also allergic to tomatoes.

So If tomatoes are a fruit, does that consider ketchup is a smoothie?

....ewwwww XD Ketchup smoothie.... Sounds... just eww. XD (My opinion, people!)

My nose runs a lot.

well you better go catch it.
I don't like ketchup all that much.

Yeah, I love all things pasta related and put ketchup on just about everything else
However, I hate tomatoes. >_>

I will never eat tomatoes again in my life. And here is why, I work on a farm, and the bossman has 2 fields with tomatoes, one organic field, and one the conventional way with pesticides and the likes. Now, he gets orders from stores we need to fill out, and we often have to pick tomatoes for 3 hours a day, sometimes 60 boxes are ordered by one store, each box weighs 25 pounds, so basically he has us out in the fields working for hours on end filling orders. I will never eat another tomato as long as I live.On a related note, Im color blind to you know what? RED yah the color of tomatoes they just look grey, and you know what else looks grey? UNRIPE TOMATOES! GAHHHH!

Here's my favourite sandwich that I've made

1 Slice of Bread
2 Large chunks of lettuce
3 Fresh tomato slices
A dash of "Gringo Bandito" Hot sauce
1 Full chopped up Habanero
Thick Meat patty
4 Bacon strips
Thick Meat patty
A few lines of Mustard
1 Slice of Bread

I call it the "Firework"... because it will full on light up your mouth
Also, Coke to drink
And yes, it's two patties

High five for similar tastes!


I also love spicy things, in general. Spicy sauce, spicy salsa, etc. numnumnum. I just...don't particularly enjoy like, fruits/vegetables (Hate how they feel when I eat them), so I miss out on some of the best spicy things. =(

Here's the recipe on how to make a YUMMY CAKE!


1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor
control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

some of those ingredients are optional.

Eh, I am a simple man with simple tastes. The blander the better for me. I eat just about everything plain, with as little spices as possible. I cannot eat spicy stuff. Or cold stuff.

I can cook a bit, but not much. I only have those do it yourself, nuke 'em kind of original recipes. Things you come up with when you forget to go shopping and have to fend for yourself with whatever is there. If you want a simple one, here is a good panini-like sandwich that can be made.

You will need:

1 soft taco shell
Bacon bits, like the kind for salads
two slices of ham, turkey, or whatever meat you want to use
Shredded cheese. Again, whatever you prefer. I use cheddar myself

BAsically, you slap the ham slices on the taco shell so that they cover it completely, then sprinkle the cheese and bacon bits on top of the meat and nuke it until the cheese melts completely. Then you just fold it over and enjoy. You can add some mayo or mustard or something after you nuke it if you like. I like to add a dollop of mayo, but I have strange tastes, so yeah.

I had a good sandwich today, here is what it was made of
2 slices of white bread
many slices of cheese and roast beef
some Doritos (don't ask why, this is optional)
ham
more roast beef
and some salami
Iv made this once before, and its surprisingly good, though a bit odd for some people. However my brother stole it.

How to make a Sandvich

You will need:

2 slices of bread

Mayo

2 slices of cheese w/ holes in them for an authentic touch

2 slices of tomatoes

1 large slice of lettuce

1 slice of meat. Ham is fine I think.

1 toothpick

1 olive

Place ingredients from bottom to top in this order:

1 slice of bread

mayo

meat

cheese

lettuce

1 slice of bread.

poke through everything with toothpick and stick the olive on the tip after.

Here is a friendly diagram if you need help.



How to make Bonk! Atomic Punch!

Ingredients: Red bull, 5 hour energy, Warheads Double Drop candy (this will give it the color), Poprocks.

Mix everything together.

Here is a video link for more info : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IMMBHKBEtY

Drink at own risk

Ranch goes well on everything.

I wouldn't say everything, but a lot of stuff.

I am like that too! I don't add any additional sauce or seasoning to any food, not even tomato sauce to french fries. Though if it doesn't taste good during the first try, then it is time to add condiments! (Or stop eating it altogether!)

I always feel wasteful whenever I see someone add chili sauce to absolutely everything they eat.

I like my food spicy, even if I can't actually stand spicy stuff. I would even eat raw chillies just for the fun of it...

Also, I prefer to eat vegetables and grains as compared to meat, due to my mum's upbringing. I can live without eating any kind of meat for a week, but will start to feel weird if I have not had any greens for even a day. I do love me some hamburger or steak, don't get me wrong, but I have my preferences.

One question though, is this meal a vegetarian one?
- Rice (yeah, typical Asian staple)
- Some green salads
- A fried egg, sunny side up

When I had this for lunch, people were always asking, "You're a vegetarian, right?" I always thought that a vegetarian would not eat any poultry products, like eggs.

I think Vegan is what you seek. Maybe.

Vegetarians don't eat meat.

Vegetarians don't eat meat. Eggs, milk, and other products of animals are OK. It's vegans that don't eat anything coming from animals.

Oh, OK. I never knew that the two are different.

So.... that means I am a vegetarian?
Never thought that the term can be applied to me. The things you learn X3

I don't think it counts as vegetarianism if you don't consciously avoid/refuse meat. Do you?

Well, not really, I guess.
I eat what I feel like eating at the moment, depending on mood and amount of cash in hand.

When I get Mcdonalds (which is like everyday since I work there) specifically Mcdoubles (but any sandwich really,except like Big Macs) I like to get some ketchup and dip the burger into the ketchup like you would with fries. I'm most likely the only person who does this.

If I ate burgers, it would not be unlikely that I'd do that. Mmm, ketchup.

I had a PLT (pastrami, lettuce, and tomato) sandwich, half sour pickles, cabbage soup, and a chocolate chip cookie bigger than my entire hand yesterday for lunch. XD It was awesome!

Am I alone in not lliking pizza? Everyone calls me strange for not liking it, but I don't see the big deal. I also don't like ice cream,never did.

pizza is delicious, weirdo.

I get sick pizza a lot. But I love cupcakes, they're so small it makes me feel like a giant.

Not really, one of my friends IRL doesn't like pizza as well, and we were like, "Huh?"
And about ice-cream, I've read somewhere that 5% of the American population don't like it.

So yeah, you're not alone in both cases =3

Nah, my dad did that too. And when it got too wide to dip, he'd just take a ketchup packet and squeeze it directly on! XD

Myself, I don't eat McDonalds... but I do love In-N-Out.

Pizza. Oooooh I like pizza, especially Hawaiian Pizza! You know, the cheeze pizza topped with canadian bacon and Pineapple.

Heh its nice to know I'm not the only one who does that. I also love Pineapple on Pizza, it was one of the things on Pizza I thought I would hate until I tried it. Also same with Spinach which is really good on Pizza.

It is not like I don't like ice cream, but I don't like eating them because I got sensitive teeth or something; It hurts whenever bite cold things!

Though I like pizza, funnily the topping I like is called "American Favorite"!

We don't have In-N-Out, but it reminds me of A Clockwork Orange. And if you know why you can understand why that's slightly uncomfortable for me.

I've only heard of it from Pulp Fiction and that one infamous furry episode of CSI.