Housepets!

the only end of the world scenario I can think of that will definitely happen is the sun engulfing earth, but that won't happen for about 5 million or billion years.

Guys, i get what it's going on, all these doomsday prophesies really point to one thing...

Pete bring a sore loser when he inevitably losses the game!

And ... once again, another "end of the world" prediction ends without the world ending only to be followed by a prediction that there will soon be another end of the world prediction. Or so I predicts.

Okay. I was gonna check again, just to make sure. But then I got my third demand to pay a parking ticket from April, 2022, so I guess that provides me with documentary proof the world hasn't completely poofed.

I'm not really worried about the world coming to the end. Something VERY specific needs to happen that involves someone coming from Heaven to make me believe it.

Clearly someone let their ferret loose in the hadron-collider and we’ve all been teleported to the worst timeline.

I'm sure for some people it feels like the world is ending because Rihanna announced she was pregnant again at the Super Bowl. That means no new album.

Wait...
You're all saying the world didn't end in 2012?

Huh
And here I was thinking I'd outlived it by 11 years

Unless, of course, we actually all died but the news hasn't been aired yet .....

I am pretty sure we are still alive because I can find nothing to prove we aren't all dead. I don't think we are in a simulation created by Heaven.

The way the world is now, I’d think it’d be more a simulation created by Hell.

Often found in various U.S. Air Force Facilities back in the 20th century was a paraphrase of T.S. Elliot's poetic lines, "This is the way the world ends; not with a bang but with a whimper."

The paraphrase was: "This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with an "Oops, oh S**t !!"

Reading those signs always gave me chills. Still do.