Housepets!

Violent much? Shooting the orange?

What did it ever do to you? (Good shot though)

you know sniper is a good job mate, it's challenging work outta door. *makes a glass of orange juice and sips*
and Brent may not like oranges because he likes Apple Jack *glues googly eyes on apples*

*fries said apple* I....I don't know what was going to happen, but the googly eyes are melted in the apple so....PEASHOOTER, SHOOT THE APPLE AT THE SKY!!!!

*Robbin Hood enters* Shoots all the apple with his arrows. and one of the arrow barely touched your left ear.

I'm bringin out the big guns then...PUMPKIN, CUT ROBIN UP, AND YOU GET CAKE!!!

*Places Pumpkin on Otaku boy's head* and William Tell comes in with his cross bow, then he aims the cross bow on the pumpkin...

....your...your not really gonna shoot a pup are you....plus I think he bolted the moment he saw the cross bow being aimed at him...I have no clue where he is

*stumbles toward you all with no real direction that he is following other than toward, he falls on his face and lays there for a few moments, clearly needing assistance*
*meows muffled from the ground* mwrrfrrreff....
*a pile of snow conveniently falls on him and he is buried completely!*

a warlock enters the scene and looks at robin hood "well I missed a lot I guess im hotep" he said setting his Egyptian staff into the ground standing so he could lean on it.

Moses stumbles out of the sky and into the scene. "So, I hear someone is having troubles with an Egyptian?"

HEY MOSSES LONG TIME NO SEE.....what was it a few hundred years ago when we last met?" Horus said "anyways I just heard trouble so im here"

"Oh lovely," moses replied, "looks like I can't do anything here yet then, laters." And with that he took off.

the warlock watched him leave then made a plum appear in his hand "oooh I love plums" he said taking a bite out of it.

Quartz walks up to Hotep " PANCAKES!" *Throws a pancake at him*

waffles are clearly superior. *throws a waffle at Hotep*

eats both. *nom nom nom nom nom* "FRECHTOAST RULES ALL!!" *throws french toast at quartz and brent*

*eats the French toast* you fool, the waffle was a trick to get you to provide me with the source of my power!
*becomes French Toast Man*

"Aaaaaaahhh the size of the toast......i must eat you!" Hotep yelled pulling out powdered sugar and a gallon of syrup then charging the man head on.

And so creativity unhindered ensues. What shall become of the French Toast MAn!?

It seems he'll get eaten. *runs from the hungry Hotep while shooting cinnamon lasers at him*

Well a charecters bound to get hungry after doing nothing for what months? *dodges lasers then chucks the powdered sugar at the french toast* "you are mine" hotep yells again now pulling a group of knifes from behind him

*is blinded by the powdered sugar*
AAAAAAAAAAAH, MY EYES!!!
*starts firing lasers randomly in every direction*

walks up eating French toast on a plate after finding le random French toast vendor. "pity to make you go to waste......" hotep says finishing the French toast in one go then tossing the plate away.

I MUST SAVE THE WORLD OF SUGAR!! *makes crystalized sugar in the form of raindrops fall from the sky*

Hotep changes his used fork into a umbrella and pops it open quickly. "yay for umbrellas."

*puts French Toast Man on frying pan on oven*

Hehe...heehhehe..hehe

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITTY BITTY LIVING SPACE

*The lights suddenly go out, and some weird dark hole appears. The hole suddenly erupts a dark flame, which quickly forms to some person I am too lazy to describe, silhouette'd.* "I have come", he says in a creepish sound. "Now, tell me this", he says dramatically with the same creepy sound. "What are the stat things at these RPGs here?" he suddenly says with normal sound, and the lights come back.

(So, I came to the RPG section. I have done something at some other RPGs at some other sites, but none of them have those stat things.)

*pops up behind the non-descript being and pulls it into the shadows, whispering "that's more of a question for the main OOC or a PM with a mod"*

*facepalms from own stupidity* Dangit! I knew I should have searched this site more! Sorry!

*releases the non-descript being*

no problem, plenty of people make mistakes like that when they're new

*hoses everyone with cold water and runs away gleefully laughing*

*gets extremely small from the cold water and says in a squeaky voice "oh great, now the forums know my weakness"*
>:/

becomes a girl from being sprayed by water. picks up brent. "well arent you the cutest little thing"

*Melts from water* AAH! It buuuurrrrnnnnsssssssssss... That's what I owuld say if I was a fire elemental! Wait, is this lukewarm water? NOOOO! *becomes a fox*

Hotep the psychic wrote:becomes a girl from being sprayed by water. picks up brent. "well arent you the cutest little thing"

I'm not cute... b-baka >:I

kisses brent then giggles."your so cute i could eat you." (licks lips)

TheInsaneMaster wrote:*Melts from water* AAH! It buuuurrrrnnnnsssssssssss... That's what I owuld say if I was a fire elemental! Wait, is this lukewarm water? NOOOO! *becomes a fox*

A fox? Welcome Brother!
And do you mean literally eating Brent or not Hotep?
And I am sure that Baka Crow is about screeching at you and calling you an idiot somewhere.

... I can smell Aburāge... *Noms down Tofu*
What?! It has Nuts?! Nooooooooooooo!!!

ive never heard of baka crow.... and no i do not mean literaly.
chucks brent into the sky after turning normal.

*places anvil on Brent as he reaches the top*
The Baka crow flys around calling everyone an idiot. And should I be concerned about that or is it covered by comic insurance? *fires chocolate hose*