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In honor of David Letterman's last show tonight I pose this question...what tricks would the pets, the ferals and/or the Miltons do if they had appeared on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks segment?

Peanut: Wake a sleeping Grape and get her to stick to the ceiling.
Tiger, The Other Darrell, Truck: Three way eating contest.
Keene Milton: Throw money at the audience so they will do his bidding.


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Bino: get someone to hit him in the head in a matter of seconds

Kevin: something tackle related.

Rex: Baking

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Joey: Watches an Anime.

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Ralph: Ordering criminals to do tricks
Sabrina: Reading someone's mind.
Joey: Anime quotes that nobody has heard of / remembered.

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Squeak: Have Letterman step on her
Grape: Broom Kung Fu
Bino: Survive another FACE!/Bear training
Bailey: Fight a bull and win
Miltons: Dance act
King: Inspirational speech
Tarot: Fortune telling
Fido: Holding his breath underwater
Bigglesworth: Misdirection
Duchess: Being a *- fabulous
Tiger: Disappearing act
Zach: Cast light


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Keene: buys the show and has Letterman perform in the stupid pet segment!

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Snerk. Keene would have to throw a LOT of money at him then. :)

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GarrisonSkunk wrote:
Keene Milton: Throw money at the audience so they will do his bidding.

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Peanut:Showing everyone a thousand and one ways to beat Mario Bros. :P

Grape/Bailey: Gator wrestling.

Mr.Bigglesworth(s): Playing a guess who game.

Squeak/Spo/other mouses: Reinacting an episode of -Insert tv show here-.

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I think Keene wouldn't lower himself to do tricks for anyone, save maybe his dearly departed dad.


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But is bribing people really a trick? He does seem to give money out freely as long as he makes it back somehow and I'm sure he would have set something up with David where he gets half of the ticket sales or David's last paycheck.

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Great Kitsume: Goes back in time and gives Letterman "The Tonight Show" after Johnny Carson retires.


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Mickey wrote:
Mod Edit: Starting the word is filter evasion no matter how few letters you type

Ya know, you had every chance there to change it to "lovely young woman," and you didn't.

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Res: Quickly through together a short story based on "Pridelands".

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