Housepets!

You imply that making sense was my goal. Clearly you didn't read that post where Fox was a strawberry malt.

Ebly wrote:

Crazy-8 wrote:Fox is the great kitsune's avatar

sir you are as crazy as your name for that necro


oh but look at all the juicy content it's wrought!

whats a necro?

Necromancy. It refers to reviving old threads. It's generally frowned upon, but if you have something to contribute it's not a big deal at all.

Hopefully Rick can use these if he ever is short on ideas. I'd personally love to see the comic where it is revealed that Peanut is a cat and Joey stalks Grape.

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That doesn't make any sense.

its a parody.

CaptainPea wrote:Hopefully Rick can use these if he ever is short on ideas. I'd personally love to see the comic where it is revealed that Peanut is a cat and Joey stalks Grape.

thats likely...

Daisy is really a savant with a genius IQ. She just never gets a chance to speak her mind. She also has no idea how to start or even continue a conversation. She has a crush on Fox, since he is one of the few pets who are on her level. She is going to open up to Fox and they will start dating. This will become the talk of the neighborhood. Daisy's influence helps Fox to terminate his friendship with Bino, who is constantly making fun of their relationship. Peanut and Fox become fast friends due to their shared interests and complementary personalities. When king and Joey join the group, they are labeled the "nerds" and are ousted from the Good Ol' Dog's club. This eventually results in the dissolution of the GODC, since it's wisest members are gone. Oh, I forgot to mention that Fido leaves the GODC around the same time as the "nerds" are kicked out; it is purely coincidental as Fido left for personal reasons (Sabrina); that, and he just got tired of playing mediator for Bino. Bino becomes an outcast once everyone realizes what a jerk he is. His "friends" were really hangers-ons that stuck around for the power that Bino wielded as co-founder of the GODC. Once Bino comes to this realization, he undergoes a transformation and becomes the polar opposite of what he was. He takes Fido as a role model and Fox as a mentor. The other "nerds", who are kind, after all, decide to help out too. This brings the three brothers closer together, and helps them to make amends. They become the unofficial leaders again,but keep a low profile, forming an informal committee that listens to pets' problems and offers advice/ settles disputes.

I could go on and on, but I don't like to rant, so I'll stop here for now. I have no idea where this came from or why it suddenly veered off on a tangent, so don't ask.

PS I love this thread.

copper wrote:Daisy is really a savant with a genius IQ. She has a crush on Fox, since he is one of the few pets who are on her level.

this is where i stopped reading - not because of daisy+fox shipping, but because fox is by no means a savant

Max is secretly a Lion in cat clothing.

The universe just WANTS him to think he's a cat.

Ebly wrote:

copper wrote:Daisy is really a savant with a genius IQ. She has a crush on Fox, since he is one of the few pets who are on her level.

this is where i stopped reading - not because of daisy+fox shipping, but because fox is by no means a savant

I never said that Fox was a savant, he is just on the same general level of understanding. He would be more of a foil, Someone who listens and understands what is being said. You must admit that Fox is an intellectual in his own right. He also is sensitive and tactful enough to help a savant deal with social situations. It would be a complimentary relationship. Besides, these are supposed to be wild guesses that have little to no chance of happening, so stop dissecting the posts and enjoy them for what they are, the mad ravings of a demented mind.

Warning: This is a sarcastic statement. Sarcasm just doesn't translate very well into print.

Sabrina is actually a human with a hair disorder and a height complex.

Fido doesn't date humans.

That would be weird.

Sleet wrote:Fido doesn't date humans.

That would be weird.

Fido doesn't know. :3

Fido's gonna be mad when he finds out he's dating another species.

Wait.

Teh Brawler wrote:Sabrina is actually a human with a hair disorder and a height complex.

And abnormal ears and nose and whiskers and tail

CaptainPea wrote:

Teh Brawler wrote:Sabrina is actually a human with a hair disorder and a height complex.

And abnormal ears and nose and whiskers and tail

Surgical implants.

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE
This TOTALLY changes my theory that Bino is in purgatory.

But is he Jesus in purgatory?

No, but Fox is Thomas the Apostle,
Grape is Leonardo DaVinci,
and Lester is George Washington.

And Jinx is Darwin.

Which of course makes Jasper Woodrow Wilson

Teh Brawler wrote:And Jinx is Darwin.

It's ironic then that he antagonizes a cat.

Sleet wrote:

Teh Brawler wrote:And Jinx is Darwin.

It's ironic then that he antagonizes a cat.

OOH PLOT TWIST

Also Peanut is Rick Griffin.

and vice versa.

This is a wild one. Please do not read if you like logic or Housepets as this is quite disturbing, if you ask me.

Fido is just using Sabrina to get to Tarot. Fido is quite an accomplished actor.

There. I said it.

That actually makes more sense than most of the stuff people have been saying.

I think the most likely theory so far is that Fox is a therapist and or strawberry malt.

Yay, I am relevant.

Seriously though, Fox really is the neighborhood therapist.

Better than Daisy... or really anyone else. You know, he just might make it as a therapist.

CaptainPea wrote:Better than Daisy... or really anyone else. You know, he just might make it as a therapist.

He can take Bino's crap and King's insecurities. Nuff said.

By the way, Zach has a crush on Grape. She is the first girl to talk to him, after all.

copper wrote:these are supposed to be wild guesses that have little to no chance of happening, so stop dissecting the posts and enjoy them for what they are, the mad ravings of a demented mind.

that wasn't dissection, silly



i still think rick is the great kitsune

Ebly wrote:

copper wrote:these are supposed to be wild guesses that have little to no chance of happening, so stop dissecting the posts and enjoy them for what they are, the mad ravings of a demented mind.

that wasn't dissection, silly



i still think rick is the great kitsune

Ooh, I like that better.

Foxstar is Peanut.

I have a guess that I'm actually Unnamed Dog #3 from over a year ago.

Later on King runs into Tiger and they become buddies. Er, Wait? What?

Sleet wrote:I have a guess that I'm actually Unnamed Dog #3 from over a year ago.

Thought you were Fox?

bdum chsssssssh

Psykeout wrote:its a parody.

I don't get it.

Dissension wrote:

Psykeout wrote:its a parody.

I don't get it.

I didn't actually expect anyone to, but now I feel compelled to offer an explanation.

Anyways, I'm pretty convinced that Tarot is planning to hook up Peanut to a machine to harness the untapped biothermal* energy contained within him to power her evil robots.

*I just made this word up but it kinda makes sense so hush.

Psykeout wrote:Zach is attempting to replace tigger.

(yes I realize it was misspelled on purpose but I liked the picture of Tigger so just roll with it)

CaptainPea wrote:

Psykeout wrote:Zach is attempting to replace tigger.

(yes I realize it was misspelled on purpose but I liked the picture of Tigger so just roll with it)

I don't think it was misspelled on purpose.