Wild Mass Guessing

Daggy · Post by **Daggy** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:24 pm

D:

I bow to your superior objection.

Tue May 24, 2011 4:48 pm

fine, Rick is Pete in disguise then. therefore, he would have need to hide his jerkish tendencies to make the disguise more believable.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue May 24, 2011 6:21 pm

...so Pete is Dissension?

Diss wrote:I'm kind of a jerk.

Tue May 24, 2011 6:25 pm

I support this theory. it can be proven with simple logic.

Pete is a jerk & Rick is not a jerk, so Pete is not Rick. Diss is a jerk and not Rick, so Pete is Diss.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed May 25, 2011 4:24 am

Yeah, that's possible. Dissension is Pete, and Rick put him in charge of a whole forum. Congratulations *slow clap*

However gets the reference gets a cookie

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:32 am

guys Boris is radioactive

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Mon May 30, 2011 9:50 am

This is all in King's head, after he got hit by the watch, he got knocked out and is dreaming that Bino is doing all of this. I have scientific proof for that, just not with me at the moment, not on Google or anywhere else in the world so I don't have scientific proof for that but it can be made up and equally convincing.

Retinq · Post by **Retinq** » Mon May 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Boris is not radioactive. He's the dog of Duke Nukem! (I wonder when will the pigs show up.)
The watch will disappear again. The raccoons will run away with it.

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Mon May 30, 2011 7:38 pm

Ok here's one I've had for a while and have told a few people, on the IRC and else where. Tarot is not actually from Babylon Gardens and is actually from where the Temple(s) were originally. Now where that is exactly I really don't know but I suspect from so where in the Middle east maybe Egypt due to her and Sabrina tags and the original name on the Map was Babylon. It would make sense based on what we know due to the fact that the Temple was moved in the first place by some one that was not Dragon and Dragon had to be already out side of her Temple or the Temple, if there is only one, at the time since she knows who moved it and Pete didn't.

Edit: Also the whole U&U game is for something really stupid like $50 or something equally mundane.

angelusbr · Post by **angelusbr** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:44 am

King's watch will be damaged to the point it turns him into one of the cosmic nerds.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue May 31, 2011 1:21 pm

IceKitsune wrote:... Middle east maybe Egypt due to her and Sabrina tags and the original name on the Map was Babylon.

Babylon was a city located where Iraq currently is. Not in Egypt. I think...

IceKitsune · Post by **IceKitsune** » Tue May 31, 2011 2:05 pm

Alex wrote:
IceKitsune wrote:... Middle east maybe Egypt due to her and Sabrina tags and the original name on the Map was Babylon.
Babylon was a city located where Iraq currently is. Not in Egypt. I think...

Yes you are right but I was using that to say that the Temples were originally from some where in the Middle East not that Babylon is in Egypt (Which is an assumption based on the Tags alone really). I'm not actually sure where the Temples where originally they could be from anywhere in the world really. The point of what I'm saying is that its very likely that she was not originally from Babylon Gardens and possibly not even from the US. I'm sure this theory is proven or disproven in the Novel somewhere.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue May 31, 2011 5:21 pm

Oh, I see. Well, I'm pretty sure that Tarot is from Egypt. Dunno why, but I'm SURE!

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:05 pm

King becomes a new species every 18 months
in about a week he will become an iguana named Waldorf

Tue May 31, 2011 9:09 pm

I say he'll become a human, but a new one because Joel is a wanted man.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:16 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:I say he'll become a human, but a new one because Joel is a wanted man.

Ooh, he should be something non-animal

like a protozoan, or pine tree, or maybe blue-green algae

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:40 pm

Bino bit Max' ear off! When they were a pup and a kitten, Max annoyed the crap out of him until he got angry enough to do it. And he did it!

I mean, if they're arguing over the couch and driveway now, what was going on when they were younger?

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:32 pm

Boris and today's dog are actually part of a massive underground law enforcement agency.
He's a slightly radioactive bodyguard with a bad attitude.
He's a spunky youngster who is easily mistaken for an old guy.
Together, they fight crime

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:44 pm

Ytma is the new main character. He will be systematically offing each and every current main character, and taking their place in the comic. This may involve a lot of walking back and forth in order to appear as if he's talking to himself, but underneath his shaggy dog coat beats the heart of... The Flash, orrr the Roadrunner... or something.

Except King. They end up having an epic battle at the end of the series and King eventually comes out on top and resurrects all of the former characters as zombie slaves to do his bidding. This leads to a 26 month rain of terror over Babylon Gardens (now called King's Run, or some other somewhat clever derision of the name 'King') after which King realizes his mistake and turns everyone back to normal and apologizes for letting the power go to his head. Then they all live happily ever after.

Until King tells Fox who he really is, at which time Fox disowns King as a friend. And, spiraling into depression, King overdoses on illegal catnip and... leaves the comic.

This is all canon too. Ask Rick; he'll tell you.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:49 am

How do you guys know the "old" 3-year-old dog is named Ytma?

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:09 am

Because he's the Young Terrier with a Misleading Appearance.

In other words, it's a nickname. That was coined pretty darn quickly.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:43 pm

Well, It was only "coined" by me spamming it everywhere and hoping it would catch on
Also, it works because it sounds vaguely Yiddish

I say that he doesn't have any eyes. He has all the fluff over them to cover his cyborg parts.

yehoshua · Post by **yehoshua** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:22 am

Now we have a deer/kangaroo that's going to have three children in the future O_O

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:38 pm

Stripe is the codename of a ZebraCat, which only Peanut has seen in existence (his dreams)

Don't let the name fool you!

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:13 am

Bino is the good brother. His jerkish actions are just him trying to show everyone else who Fido really is. Too bad they always backfire. That is why his secret girlfriend, Sabrina, was sent in as a spy to uncover the truth. There will soon be a huge confrontation where Fido is exposed for who he truly is and Bino will become top dog and usher in a new era of peace and prosperity for the pets of the Gardens.

Or Zach will liberate the dolphins and become their supreme leader. Making a coalition of Woodland critters and Dolphins to make war on Humanity and overthrow them for good. All he needs is the cooperation of Pete, king of the creatures of the air, to make his plans come to fruition!!!!

Eh, whatever.....

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:20 pm

I knew when I saw today's strip that there was more to that water at the bottom than meets the eye. So I did a quick analysis, and I FOUND THE HIDDEN PICTURE! BEHOLD

Well, it's two faces. It appears to be Jay Leno talking to Fry from Futurama, although both of them look kinda like Ted Forth, really. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:17 pm

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you forgot the bald guy with the big nose sleeping on the end.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:19 am

CaptainPea wrote:Well, it's two faces. It appears to be Jay Leno talking to Fry from Futurama, although both of them look kinda like Ted Forth, really. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

I have no idea what you just said...

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:55 am

Alex wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:Well, it's two faces. It appears to be Jay Leno talking to Fry from Futurama, although both of them look kinda like Ted Forth, really. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I have no idea what you just said...

Fry-

Jay Leno-

Ted Forth

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
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you forgot the bald guy with the big nose sleeping on the end.

That one looks like Ziggy

Teh Brawler · Post by **Teh Brawler** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:16 pm

King is the new main character of the comic.

P.S. IT'S IN THE WILD MASS GUESSING THREAD SO IT MEANS I'M KIDDING

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:57 am

Every comic from this point forward will draw material from Rick's twitter.
I look forward to the comic in which sour cream comes in squeeze bottles

RicksWriting wrote:since when does sour cream come in squeeze bottles?

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:20 pm

Grape is inside Dragon's head who is inside Tarot's head who is trying to get into Peanut's head who is weirded out by this.

Peanut however isn't weirded out by Grape.

Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:27 pm

CaptainPea wrote:Every comic from this point forward will draw material from Rick's twitter.
I look forward to the comic in which sour cream comes in squeeze bottles
RicksWriting wrote:since when does sour cream come in squeeze bottles?

at least every one-off.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:39 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:Every comic from this point forward will draw material from Rick's twitter.
I look forward to the comic in which sour cream comes in squeeze bottles
RicksWriting wrote:since when does sour cream come in squeeze bottles?
at least every one-off.

Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:47 pm

and who would ever a 2 gallon bottle of sour cream? (that is ridiculously huge)

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:49 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:and who would ever a 2 gallon bottle of sour cream? (that is ridiculously huge)

Someone who sour cream a bit too much

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:22 pm

Y'know who threw that water balloon yesterday? None other than Zach himself. In the last strip of this arc, we will see Zach throw the last balloon of the war- it will travel at a speed so powerful that it will break the boundaries of temporal logic and go back in time to hit Zach, starting the war.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:31 pm

CaptainPea wrote:Y'know who threw that water balloon yesterday? None other than Zach himself. In the last strip of this arc, we will see Zach throw the last balloon of the war- it will travel at a speed so powerful that it will break the boundaries of temporal logic and go back in time to hit Zach, starting the war.

But that's a paradox. If the war hadn't started, Zach wouldn't throw that last baloon that will start the war!

Post by **Obbl** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:34 pm

Alex wrote:
CaptainPea wrote:Y'know who threw that water balloon yesterday? None other than Zach himself. In the last strip of this arc, we will see Zach throw the last balloon of the war- it will travel at a speed so powerful that it will break the boundaries of temporal logic and go back in time to hit Zach, starting the war.
But that's a paradox. If the war hadn't started, Zach wouldn't throw that last baloon that will start the war!

But that's the beauty of paradox space!

It has a way of making sure things work out the way they're supposed to. (At least in the alpha timeline).

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:58 am

Zach is like Ranma 1/2, an becomes female when hit with cold water!!!