2018/06/20 - Deal With The Devil

[D-Rock]

[2018/06/20 - Deal With The Devil]
Title Text: JUST LIKE A TREE STANDING WAAAATEEEEER

So dogs, is what you're basically saying, Lana?

[GameCobra]

First i thought the alt-text was something from a cartoon, but it sounds like it's actually from the song Joseph Johnson?

Also, you two ~ I'm almost convinced you wouldn't know what to do with money if you had it and went shopping with it, buuuuut if you learned, it would be sweet. :3

[Welsh Halfwit]

Oh, yes you are, Jack,
the tyrant’s folding cash.
You need it for things, Jack;
if your world isn’t to crash.
It pays for your fines, Jack,
and helps you buy Teevees.
It helps you buy Jerky, Jack,
and any other food you please.
You’ve gotten comfortable, Jack,
you’ve gotten set in your ways.
Lana’s setting you free, Jack,
and we’ll see how this plays.

[Saturn381]

Well you gotta start somewhere, Jack.

[GameCobra]

In before Jack and Max become best buddies.

[TheSilverFox51]

"Use a toilet?!? We're wolves, not monsters!"

[Champion Wallace]

So dogs, is what you're basically saying, Lana?

Yes, but not as pet dogs. Dog-ness is the state humans have deemed acceptable for wolfs as evident by all the selective breeding to make dogs out of wolfs. Funny that Jack says "there ain't nothin' wrong with being a wolf" considering what Miles had to say about it.

[CHAOKOCartoons]

Babylon: Becoming Not a Human But a Distinct Kind With a Middle Ground With Humans

[Gbr23]

Yeah Jack... that non-negociable

[NHWestoN]

Civilization - a by-product of humanity's relentless quest for porcelain......

[Argent]

So, they're maybe not ready to assimilate after all.

[Iceheart]

If I want to relieve myself behind a tree then that's my Opener given right!

[Welsh Halfwit]

If I want to relieve myself behind a tree then that's my Opener given right!

ZACH (From home) I DID NOT GIVE YOU THAT RIGHT! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!

[NHWestoN]

Finding the middle ground is not really about a place of relief, Jack.

[Cesco]

Well, Lana has a point in explaining it that way. I agree with her, and you'll remain a wolf, Jack, no worries. Eh, you're so exaggerated. There's nothing wrong in use the indoor toilet. For your experience, get a new job and use human stuff, that's it.

[fenrirblack]

Today’s episode has once again been brought to you by the letter P.

[Pecan]

I kind of want to see one of the wolves 'bark' the status quo and go to college instead.

[Yamitora1]

pretty sure he's about to get wacked by her.

[NHWestoN]

C'mon, Lana. Jack's a veteran!

[Keldor]

A ferret lecturing about potty spots? What's the world coming to??

[MrBlueSky7]

I get this is a bad thing happening to them, but I feel satisfied seeing this, especially when you remember them screwing over Bino a few arcs ago...

[Sleet]

Indoor toilets are overrated.

[TOPCATDIGIANIMEFAN]

Yeah"

[Champion Wallace]

"Fine, you win. We'll drink from the indoor toilet instead of tap water." "What?! Isn't that what you wanted."

[TOPCATDIGIANIMEFAN]

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING"

[Argent]

Also, invent television already!

[Zack_the_husky]

...Does anyone ever feel like the life that currently is, is just some insane fallen angel's dream?

I mean, I can definitely understand if not. It does sound kind of mad.

[TheSilverFox51]

Also, invent television already!

But it's already been invented!

[Zack_the_husky]

Also, invent television already!

But it's already been invented!

Or has it?

[TheSilverFox51]

Also, invent television already!

But it's already been invented!

Or has it?

I'm sitting across the room from one right now... So yes, yes it has.

[Zack_the_husky]

I'm sitting across the room from one right now... So yes, yes it has.

Well, then, why is anyone even suggesting it wasn't?

[Argent]

I'm sitting across the room from one right now... So yes, yes it has.

Well, then, why is anyone even suggesting it wasn't?

[NHWestoN]

They've invented television?? But I just bought a new radio.... ! Does it have pictures that move like in the theatres?