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Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:38 am
by Souji
This is probably the worst thing to read at 3 in the morning. I don't think I've ever felt more awake this early in the morning, due to all the laughing. Dx

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:55 am
by valerio
Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:01 am
by Barkeron
Souji wrote:This is probably the worst thing to read at 3 in the morning.

Or anytime of the day. lol.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:19 pm
by Jarr
I think the funniest part about this is all the people I've seen who write their fanfictions exactly like this, except they actually take it seriously and think that they're the greatest thing ever to happen to literature since Twilight (which is part of the problem in and of itself). These people are hilarious to mess with.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:25 pm
by rickgriffin
Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.

I am totally changing the comic now guys

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:27 pm
by Foxstar
If the furret approves then so must I.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:33 pm
by Dissension
*stumbles into this story*

Wow, this is awesome. Are you planning moar?

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:36 pm
by Wolf
Foxstar wrote:If the furret approves then so must I.
Rick is a Furret? (Just kidding, I defiantly knew that.) *sideways glance*

But yeah, I think this is the best story on the internet. Anybody who doesn't read it is obviously unloved.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:29 pm
by Sleet
Wolf wrote:Anybody who doesn't read it is obviously a prep.
There we go, I fixed it.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:49 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
rickgriffin wrote:Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.

I am totally changing the comic now guys
HAI MR RICK I AM GLAD THAT U R GOING TO IMPROOVE UR COMIC BASED ON THE FIXES I SUGGESTED HERE
BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION I HAVE WRITTEN A COMIC IT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE" AND I WAS THINKING U CULD STOP WRITING HOUSEPETS AND JUST DRAW 4 ME AND MAYBE IMPROVE UR WRITING AND ALL THAT
OFCOURSE I WULD NOT PAY YOU FOR IT ID JUST LET YOU DRAW IT 4 FUN BECUZ THATS HOW ALL COMICS IS DONE

HOW DOES THAT SOUND???

- VALLERIE BELLATRIX EBONY NIGHTENGALE WHO EVERYONE LUVZ!!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:49 pm
by Tiggy
RockstarRaccoon wrote:
rickgriffin wrote:Why did nobody inform me this was here? It is awesome.

I am totally changing the comic now guys
HAI MR RICK I AM GLAD THAT U R GOING TO IMPROOVE UR COMIC BASED ON THE FIXES I SUGGESTED HERE
BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE A BETTER SOLUTION I HAVE WRITTEN A COMIC IT CALLED "THE ADVENTURES OF VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE" AND I WAS THINKING U CULD STOP WRITING HOUSEPETS AND JUST DRAW 4 ME AND MAYBE IMPROVE UR WRITING AND ALL THAT
OFCOURSE I WULD NOT PAY YOU FOR IT ID JUST LET YOU DRAW IT 4 FUN BECUZ THATS HOW ALL COMICS IS DONE

HOW DOES THAT SOUND???
lol.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:15 am
by RockstarRaccoon
KGUYS. AS AN AUTHOR, I HAVE TO BE BOLD!! AND ORIGIONAL!!!! SO I WILL BE WRITING THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER ENTIRELY IN FIRST PERSON AND NEVER REMEMBER TO TRY THAT AGAIN!!! YAY!!!!

==== PART FOUR - RICK GRIFFIN SEES WHO HE IS MEANT FOR ====
so it is another day in babalon gardens and VALLERIE BELLATRIX LESTREANGE NIGHTENGALE, WARRIOR PRINCESS is walking down the street, with all the people looking and commenting on how beautiful and sweet and cool and loved she is, like they always do every second of every day! so she is walking and meanwhile another person is in babylon gardens that day and it is rick griffin and he is lonely becuz he has not met his SOOOUUULMAAATE and that make him lonely and sad! so he is walking down the street when he sees none other than the most beautiful siberian tiger in the whole world with flowers and bows in her beautiful black horse's-mane (be-cuz i like them, it's my FURSONA guyz OK? i can be ME!!) and he is instantly struck with butterflies in his stomach and hearts in his eyes and he is in LUV!!!

so he goes over to P-nut (who is making out with his beloved gf grape) and says "who is that beautiful girl?!?!"
so P-nut replies "she is VALLERIE BELATRIXE LESTRANGIE NIGHTENGALE, WARROR PRINCESS AND HERO TO US ALL AND BELOVED BY EVERYONE THERE IS!!!"
so rick griffin is instantly in LUV! he has found his SOOOUUULMAAATE!!!!

so rick griffin goesup to her and he says "hi! you are pretty!"
so vallerie looks over at him and says in her beautiful yet FOXXY tone "thanks. i kno."
==== TO BE CONTINUED!!!!! ====

KAY GUYZ THAT IS MY NEW CHAPTER HOPE U LIEK IT UNCONDITIONALLY!!!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:17 am
by Sleet
My favorite part is how it's in the first person.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:18 am
by Tiggy
Pffft......


*dies from laughing*

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:21 am
by RockstarRaccoon
valerio wrote:Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!
AS I SAY B4: WHO IS RACOON??? I AM VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE! THE WORLDZ NEXT GREAT WRITER!!11!!

1 DAY I WILL WRITE GREAT BOOK LIEK TWILIGHT (OMG!!! MAI FAV!!) AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BOOK EVAR!!!!!

- VALLERIE BELLATRIXXX NIGHTENGALE OF CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:22 am
by Hypergenesis
*Jaw Hits Feet* but I'm ROFL. XD

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:42 am
by RockstarRaccoon
Sleet wrote:My favorite part is how it's in the first person.
(( LOLXD I meant "present tense", but it turns out Vallerie doesn't know better... XD ))

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:47 am
by Sleet
It's actually funnier this way. I figured it was intentional.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:34 am
by Blue Braixen
RockstarRaccoon wrote:
valerio wrote:Rockstarraccoon is a brilliant writer and we love his work and we wants to see MOARZ!
So I speak!
AS I SAY B4: WHO IS RACOON??? I AM VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE! THE WORLDZ NEXT GREAT WRITER!!11!!

1 DAY I WILL WRITE GREAT BOOK LIEK TWILIGHT (OMG!!! MAI FAV!!) AND IT WILL BE THE BEST BOOK EVAR!!!!!

- VALLERIE BELLATRIXXX NIGHTENGALE OF CASTLE GREYSKULL!!!
*Dies of laughing*

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:48 am
by valerio
RICK-SAMA!! NOOOOOO!!!
You have been abducted by the lovable, beautiful Bellatrix!
Quick! I must do something creepy to awake you from the spell, or the comic shall be no more! :lol:

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:57 pm
by lightwolf21
* Looks forward to the next chapter. * :mrgreen:

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:00 pm
by Blue Braixen
*Looks forward to "BEATRIX's" next post* :lol:

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:07 pm
by The Game
I'm laughing so. Hard I. Can't even make a. Complete. Sentence. :lol: :lol:

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:18 pm
by Pecan
This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this. :shock:

Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:50 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
WHO IS BEATRIX??? I DO NOT KNOW!!!! :( :( :(
MY NAME IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AND I AM TEH ALPHA OF TEH AWESOMEWIN PACK OF THARIUNS AND I IS A TROO HOUSEPETS FAN!!!!

PLZ GET IT RIGHT OK THX!!


, ALPHA VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE AWESOMEWIN: THARIUN PRINCESS!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:00 am
by RockstarRaccoon
Pecan wrote:This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this. :shock:

Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
HAY R U MAKING FUN OF ME!??!? Y U BEING MEAN!!!!!??? U R A HATER AND I SHULD CALL MODERATOR ON U 4 SAYING SUCH RUDE N UNNICE THINGS 2 ME OK?!??!? I AM NOT WIMPY PREP I WILL BEAT U UP IF U MEAN 2 ME OK!?!!?

GET LOST PREP!!!!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:17 am
by Sleet
Pecan wrote:This is why I can't make myself write fanfiction. I am horrified that in the end it will come out like this. :shock:

Still, awesome laugh job, "Beatrix."
From this one post alone I can conclude that you write too well to make something like this on accident. Don't worry about it.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:17 am
by Buckdida
*shakes finger at Peacan*

HOW DARE you criticize such a brilliant WRITER. yOU WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LUCKY IF YOU WERE ALLOWED TO BEG TO RETURN TO THE GOOD SIDE OF THE AWESOME WHICH IS VALLERIE NIGHTENGALE.

Mrs. Nightengale, fear not the riffraff that is unwoooooorrrrrthy to lay eyes upon your glory!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:21 am
by RockstarRaccoon
THANK U BUCKDIDA BUT I THINK SLEET IS BEING MEAN 2 ME NOW 2 AND THAT MAKE ME SAD BECUZ I AM GOOD WRITER AND HE BEING MEAN 2 ME!!!!!

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:22 am
by RockstarRaccoon
CAN U DO SUMTHING ABOUT THAT?!?

- VALLERIE AWESOMESAUCE NIGHTENGALE THE EPIC

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:25 am
by Sleet
I'm not mean, Rocky, and you don't know I'm a he. What do I look like, a prep? I'm not flaming you. Jeez.

Also, LADY-DOG YOU LOOK KAWAII.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:22 am
by ctcmjh
Don't be so mean to Valerie, Sleet. She is an amazing writer, and you are just jealous.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:05 am
by RockstarRaccoon
YAH SLEET U R A MEAN PREP AND POOPIE FACED **********************$%@#$$#%@%@#$%$@#%@#!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!! DON'T EVAR mack truck BACK 2 MAI STORY IF U ARENT GOING 2 PRAISE ME IF U DO I WILL BEAT U UP!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

AND HOW DARE U CALL ME A DOG I AM RAINBOW FIRE-DRAGON (MEANING MADE OF RAINBOW FIRE) AND I AM BUTIFUL AND COOL AND EVRY1 LOVES ME!!!!

- VALLERIE DEATHNOTE NIGHTENGALE, RULER OF THE FURREAN EMPIRE.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:13 am
by Private Elliot
-snip-

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 7:43 am
by yoyodude
Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? :lol:

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:43 am
by Private Elliot
yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? :lol:
When it's clearly the best? I dont know.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:46 am
by Blue Braixen
yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? :lol:
I've been trying to figure that out myself. I'm sure that whatever one I write in the near future will be the worst fanfic.

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:33 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
Private Elliot wrote:
yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? :lol:
When it's clearly the best? I dont know.
(( Fixed. ))

Re: The Worst Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:01 pm
by Private Elliot
RockstarRaccoon wrote:
Private Elliot wrote:
yoyodude wrote:Why in the world is this still titled "The WORST Housepets Fanfiction Evar"? :lol:
When it's clearly the best? I dont know.
(( Fixed. ))
You've won.

Re: The *GREATEST* Housepets Fanfiction Evar!

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:50 pm
by Teh Brawler