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Sasha/Peanut...That'll be fun and adorable at the same time. :)

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Thought of a few more.

Sabrina/Tiger

Grape/Fox

Sasha/Mr. Bigglesworth

Rex/Fiddler

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Hey, can other people write crack pairings here?

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*reads signature*... yes sir Mr. Johnson.

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ugh, sorry. I meant crack pairing stories. :oops:

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Post Re: 15 Crack-Pairings Challenge
Jageshemash has not made this thread open to stories from others.
However, he does not have sole rights to crack pairings stories, so feel free to start a new thread if you have a story idea you want to try.

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Obbl wrote:
Jageshemash has not made this thread open to stories from others.
However, he does not have sole rights to crack pairings stories, so feel free to start a new thread if you have a story idea you want to try.


Actually, with the way college has been going for me, it's very unlikely I'll update this anytime soon. If people want to use this thread to write their own crack-pairings, I say go right ahead! Course, I might still crack one out every once and awhile if inspiration hits.

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yay.

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JageshemashFTW wrote:
Obbl wrote:
Jageshemash has not made this thread open to stories from others.
However, he does not have sole rights to crack pairings stories, so feel free to start a new thread if you have a story idea you want to try.


Actually, with the way college has been going for me, it's very unlikely I'll update this anytime soon. If people want to use this thread to write their own crack-pairings, I say go right ahead! Course, I might still crack one out every once and awhile if inspiration hits.

Get it?
Crack one out!
I'm funny.

Thanks, Jag! I'll write Joey and Peanut's crack pairing soon!

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Within the massive, complex shopping mall, it was clear that Babylon Gardens was well into the holiday spirit.

Wreathes of green pine and fake snow were hanging from one end of the mall to the other. Giant presents were dotted along the various floors and shopping centers. There was festive warmth coming from the food court as humans and pets alike enjoyed a variety of holiday treats. Hot chocolate and apple cider warmed the bellies of nearly every shopper as they perused the various toys, games and knickknacks trying to find the perfect gift for friends and families.

One such eager gift-giver was a brown mutt of a dog named Peanut, currently skimming through a philosophy book.

He turned to his companion, another brown dog who was eyeing the nearby carolers in annoyance.

“What do you think, Bino?” Peanut asked. “Do you think Fox will like it?”

“Whatever gets me out of here fastest.” Bino said, taking a slow sip from his styrofoam cup of cocoa.

“I agree.” Peanut said, clearly paying no attention to Bino. “I think he would like the other one more.” Putting the philosophy book back on the shelf, Peanut walked over to a book he was perusing earlier, a collection of short stories with a macabre theme.

Wrapping one arm around the book and the other around a disgruntled Bino, Peanut dragged his boyfriend to the checking counter.

The cashier ringed the book up and bade the two dogs a Merry Christmas. Bino scoffed as the two left. “Like he actually cares if we have a Merry Christmas. He probably gets paid an extra five cents every time he says that.”

Peanut shrugged, his smile never leaving his face. “Or, maybe, he’s filled with a desire to spread joy to his fellow man. You know, all that stuff Christmas is about.”

Bino scoffed once more. “I can’t believe you actually buy into that Hallmark schmaltzy crap.”

Peanut rolled his eyes and gave Bino a good-natured smirk. “Say what you want, but this time of year is my chance to make everyone I know happy. And that alone makes me happy.”

Pretending not to notice his boyfriend gagging, Peanut pulled a list out of his collar. “Let’s see: We got Grape’s present, Tarot, Max, Sabrina, Tiger, Marvin, Zach, Zach’s new girlfriend (Note to self: ask Zach what her name is), Joey, Fido…”

“I still say the arrogant jerk shouldn’t get a present.”

“...Fox, Sasha, Bailey and King.” Peanut finished.

Bino shook his head. “Why are we even getting King a present? I don’t like the guy and you hardly know him.” He asked.

Peanut shrugged. “Because it’s Christmas.” He said with a smile, content with his answer.
“Besides, I still have one more person to get a present for.”

Bino sighed. “Oh good. One more and I can go to sleep.”

Peanut raised an eyebrow. “It’s only seven.”

Bino shrugged. “Whatever. Who’s the bum we still have to shop for.”

Peanut’s smile widened as he put his hands behind his back. “Well actually, I already bought the present.” He brought his hands out, revealing a box wrapped in green paper and topped with a bright red bow. “And it’s for you.”

Bino did a double-take before staring at the present in shock. “You… got me a present?”

Peanut shrugged. “Of course, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t get you a present?”

Peanut blushed a little as he looked away. “I know we’re supposed to wait for Christmas, but I kind of want to give it to you now so… here!” He thrust the box into Bino’s hand.

Bino placed his cocoa on a nearby railing in order to rip the wrapping from the package. Inside was a velvet box that, when opened, revealed a pair of smart looking glasses with wood-brown frames.

“Are… Are these…?” Bino asked.

“Joey told me how you accidently broke your old pair of reading glasses. I asked Fido what kind of prescription you used and, well, here you are.” Peanut said, his smile getting wider along with Bino’s eyes.

“Peanut… This…” Bino closed the box before pocketing it in his jacket pocket. “Thanks hun.” He said with the faintest trace of a smile.

Peanut smiled warmly as he turned towards the exit. “Okay, now we can leave…”
“Wait!” Bino said, grabbing Peanut’s hand.

Peanut looked back, confused, as Bino started rubbing the back of his head.

“I… Uh… I still need to buy your present… So…” Bino stammered. “So… Do you think we could stay a while longer?” He asked.

Peanut smiled once more as pulled Bino into a tight hug. “You don’t need to ask me twice.”
The two walked back towards the center of the mall, hand in hand.

“Think we can get a refill on cocoa?” Bino asked.
“I think we can spring that.” Peanut answered.

A few moments passed, Bino managed to find what he believed would be a good gift for Peanut. He decided to keep it a secret until Christmas.

The two walked back towards the exit before Peanut placed a hand on Bino’s shoulder.
“What is it?” Bino asked.

Peanut didn’t say a word. He merely smirked as he pointed upwards. Bino looked up to where Peanut pointed and saw a shoot of green holly and red berries hanging overhead.

“Oh…” Bino said.

The two blushed as Bino rubbed his neck. Peanut was the first to break the barrier. It was a quick peck but it resulted in both dogs receiving the biggest blush across their faces.

“...I love you, Bino.”
“...I love you too, Peanut.”


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Post Re: 15 Crack-Pairings Challenge
That certainly was interesting I will admit

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Nice job, Jageshemash!

Also, here's a few more.

Fox/Sabrina

Kevin/Bailey

Rex/Mr. Bigglesworth

Sergeant Ralph/Grape

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Careful now! The Follegra and the Fibrina fans might be rapid. :)

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Rex/Sasha (pair the broken bird with a secretly sensitive guy :) )

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That would actually work well.

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Kitch wrote:
Rex/Sasha (pair the broken bird with a secretly sensitive guy :) )
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That would actually work well.
I agree. If Sasha's owner ever got too mean, Rex could just intimidate him. :)

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I know, right? He has the physique to satisfy her desires, but also has his hidden depths. :3

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Amazee Dayzee wrote:
Careful now! The Follegra and the Fibrina fans might be rapid. :)


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Well, even I have to admit that your latest story is adorable, Jageshemash.

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Rex and Sasha really would make a great couple - after all, they already have so much in common.
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2013/02/22/speed-dater/ ;)

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Post Re: 15 Crack-Pairings Challenge
Rex would be such a catch. If only I had thought of that sooner I would have put them together. Oh well, all aboard the Foxsha and Elevin trains! (beats the Follegra and the Sevin fans back with a stick)

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