I heard he is seven feet tall and can kill a man with a single sheet of paper.

Sheet of paper? I heard it was a bubblegum wrapper. :<

I heard hes an artist and draws webcomics

I also heard he counted to infinity twice

So what, now you're gonna reuse the really old Chuck Norris jokes, just replace "Chuck Norris" with "Rick Griffin"? That's not really funny, is it?

No, its not funny. Its downright hilarious.

were just trying to have a bit of fun

No.

I didn't think so...but then again...it made me chuckle.

ok well thanks for killing the fun

I feel left out, being a highschool student ;-;.

I am taking Latin too, though. And failing, already. RICK HELP ME LEARN LATIN.

Oh well maybe I can scrape by and barely earn enough of a grade to make it to Latin III, like I did last year :v

Edit: Oh. Rick also has concentrated spider venom pumping through his veins. THAT RIGHT, HIS BLOOD IS POISON. PURE POISON.

I read somewhere that Rick once managed to fly by holding out his arms and making a WHOOOOOSH noise.

Then don't be left out, I'm in highschool too.

Rick Griffin understands Lost.

Rick Griffin creates Higgs particles every time he sneezes.


Also, Latin is awesome. I went through four semesters of it- favorite class ever.

me too

DITTO!
I once heard Rick can taste lies.

I once heard that Rick can sense PBJ's using a tuning fork.

Rick is not only a noun but a verb.

what class are you guys in?
I heard that rick can smell fear

I'm in high school, too.
Senior.

I'm in 10th grade.

Oh god, I feel so young.
Im a Freshman

Yeah 10th grade, same as Slippy. Although I prefer the sofificated term of Sophomore. Sounds faaancy.

Hehe, fishy fishy.

Be afraid.

Also:
I heard Rick can pick up a popsicle and it won't melt all over his hands. Just for him.

Good lord, I feel so old.
I'm a freshman too... in college.
The coincidence is uncanny.
Not very good with Chuck Norris Rick jokes so I'll just say that Rick is a very talented person...
I need to be more funny -_-'

i heard he played Yahtzee so good he broke it.

...

And he beat up Bruce lee and Chuck Norris at the same time with a pencil.
in a sumo match.

FREEEEEEESSSHHHHMEEEEEEENNNN! You better be glad Freshmen Friday is over, punk.

I heard Rick moved every ZIG for great justice

Really? Because I heard Rick made his time.

Either way he had no chance to survive.
I didnt think anyone on here would like that joke.

I couldn't feel my arms for weeks :c

I'm a sophomore :v


And I heard Rick is actually Cthulhu's father.

Rick killed a bunch of people once.

And then he wrote a book called If I Did It, You Still Couldn't Get Me Because I'm That Great.

of course he killed them, they were flaming his comics

I heard Rick is a great guy, cool to chill with, loves his friends and family and enjoys making his comic. This is just a myth though. If I had to say so, though, I'd say it is pretty real. :>

I think rick earns medal of honor

i bet it looks like this

I heard that Rick stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

He Took them right from my kitchen