I actually thought that might be something only Global Mods could do.
Oh well, I guess I know that all mods can do it now.

*Tries to find some piece of information on Brent to make sure he doesn't tell people despite his promise*


If you can find either, I will be seriously impressed.

Good luck, Brent's never failed to bring in a target.

what, yes I have.

Darn it Brent I was trying to give you a cooler backstory but you gotta go and mess it up.......

Name: Geoff Jeffington. Born on the first of Jeff, 19Jeffty-Geoff
State: Wyoming

I got it right, didn't I?

So we're going to have a contest to see where Jeffcvt is , that could be fun!
Like Where on Earth is Carmen San Diego, except we would be looking for Jeff,which should be much less complicated.
The game is afoot!

Stop stalking each other.

Neither have I.

I remember! Unfortunately I believe I have deleted the PM that contained my major lead, but I can make due with what I have.

Ok, if you insist. Now I have to find something else to do to entertain myself.

I was wondering if you still had that. Even if you don't have it anymore, it still gives you a place to start.

And Diss:
Shame on you for forgetting the state I live in! I'd be the 1st one to tell you my state isn't one you should be forgetting about! (You would think most people would know about my state but nooooo...)

I'm pretty sure I remember your high school, actually. There's only so many high schools in your state.

I bet nobody could find me
Good luck.

Well you all know where I am and where I go to school. Stalk away folks.

Guys Jeff was me the whole time.

My entire perception of reality is shattered!

or were you jeff the whole time?

Actually, "JeffCvt" was just a fake account made to roam the forum as an undercover Mod. Whenever I found something wrong, I would log into my other account and do the mod stuff from there.


Now that I decided to blow my cover, I will no longer post from this account.

In fact, Rick is going to delete it.

And then the Men in Black will come and erase your mind.

And the government will take you away to remove the part of your brain that knew of "JeffCvt" before the MIB erased it. Just to be safe.

*Flash*

And secretly everyone is just Sleet.

"You're Sleet, you're Sleet... I'm Sleet! Are there any other Sleets I should know about?"

You, duh.

But... who actually is this Sleet guy?

I dunno, a penguin or something. He may also be a girl.

What about a girl penguin? Are we prepared to rule that out yet?

I can confirm that Sleet is not, in fact, both a girl and a penguin at the same time. I can say that she may be one of the two

So Sleet is a male penguin?

possibly.
I dunno I was always bad at logic puzzles

or a female not penguin

also doesn't exclude a male not penguin

So Sleet is actually a printer?

Nope, just a fox.

Oh please McFly, that's preposterous.

How? It's true!

Nah, I just don't see it.

Really? Geez, and here I thought Sleet was a robot!

Sleet could be a robot fox.

Oh, oh, or a cyborg fox!

You guys know where I am, so you can stalk me if you wish. Too bad I'm on an entirely different continent.

Sleet is most obviously a robot who learned to love and was made into a fox, like the Bicentennial Man but a fox and possibly not a man.

That's why his gender is unknown, she never had one as a robot. It's unknown whether he was a fox robot before being made a fox though.

Guys, I think Sleet is a terminator?
Because if Sleet is a smart AI Sleet could go all Skynet on us!

so, can we call the next Chat Thread "Where in the World is JeffCvt?

So am I to assume we've rejected the penguin hypothesis?