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Chat Thread 38: You Guys Are Old
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Author:  0404 [ Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:54 pm ]
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GameCobra Wrote:
28 days later.

play L4D with me!

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Lame funny Puns and jokes

:lol: :lol:
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someone should make meme about it

Author:  Seth [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:00 am ]
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McFly Wrote:
Hey Sleet, Pea called. He wants his lame joke back. :P

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd gamepoint to Mcfly. Thanks for trying everyone else.

Author:  Dissension [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:51 am ]
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I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Author:  Nyaliva [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:09 am ]
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I think it's supposed to be a joke which is specifically used to call out lame jokes that has been overused so much that it is now itself considered a lame joke, thus when the lame joke is used to call out another lame joke, the irony of the use of the lame joke causes it to become a quality joke well deserving of praise. JOKECEPTION!!! *shot*

Unless everyone here just has a really bad taste in jokes. In either case,

"Hey Mcfly, the '90s called, they want their lame pay out back!!!!!"

And now I wait for the posts of admiration to start rolling in...

Author:  0404 [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:36 am ]
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Dissension Wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?

Author:  Beagle [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:05 am ]
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TheMobian Wrote:
Beagle Wrote:
But at the same time, are zombies breathing? Your brain needs oxygen to survive, and so does everything else (muscles, heart, etc), but without the brain (the control system ofthe body), it doesn't matter.

Your argument is invalid.

If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.

Author:  GameCobra [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:29 am ]
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Beagle Wrote:
If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.


Biology in fiction though wouldn't always win though, but it's good to be detailed about it to keep the smart readers scared. For pure scare factor, you have to delve into the unknown sometimes.

Zombies in traditional sense don't breathe. They can walk through water, come out of graves and kill gas mask mooks in gas. I'm lead to believe the brain still functions without oxygen and is instead just going on whatever senses are alive in it's brain until it's destroyed. It probably even fools itself in thinking it's breathing in a sense, but keeps going not knowing that.

Author:  Foxstar [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:08 pm ]
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texascat018 Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.

Author:  valerio [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:02 pm ]
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speaking of old, I am enough to have played the earlier releases of PONG
For those too young to know, here's a video of its creators explaining it
http://video.repubblica.it/tecno-e-scie ... ef=HRESS-7

Author:  Sleet [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:57 pm ]
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Foxstar Wrote:
texascat018 Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.

Author:  KJOokami [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:22 pm ]
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I dunno if I'd pay full price for that movie. Might catch a matinee show, though.

Author:  Seth [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:28 pm ]
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texascat018 Wrote:
Dissension Wrote:
I don't get why that's supposed to be a quality post...

Diss where is your of sense of humor?

Dissension took a vision quest and killed his own sense of humor when he came of age. Apparenly that's a thing in Arkansas. (or maybe just a mod thing, or a squirrel thing, or whatever)

Beagle Wrote:
If you tell me my argument is invalid, you had better tell me why. Without oxygen, there is no motor control abilities because the brain cannot function. It's high school freshman Biology class.

There comes a point in zombie fiction where you can fudge the details a bit using the classic "because zombies excuse".
That may not even be the case here, I mean who says a zombie isn't breathing? Who's ever gotten close enough to check? :P

Sleet Wrote:
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.


Is Steve buschemi going to be in it? I bet he will. that dude's in everything

Author:  Sleet [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:04 pm ]
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I said heartwarming.

Author:  Seth [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:09 pm ]
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I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P

Author:  MapleRatty [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:09 pm ]
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okay...I'm preparing a Sleetshooter now....run... :twisted:

Author:  JeffCvt [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:10 pm ]
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*Jumps in front of Sleet*

Author:  MapleRatty [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:13 pm ]
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...okay...regular shooter...3...2...

Author:  JeffCvt [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:15 pm ]
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Uh, sorry Sleet, you're on your own.

*Flees*

Author:  Sleet [ Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:49 pm ]
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*dives underground*
Seth Wrote:
I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P
If you listen carefully to the background of the last scene, Mr. Pink gets arrested.

Author:  Obbl [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:31 am ]
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I've been doing far to much Japanese at this late hour (doing a presentation for Japanese class... in Japanese... cause that's what you do in Japanese class apparently).
I notice this because, when I began reading today's comic, my brain did a complete double-take as it switched gears into English mode. Like: "What is THIS mess?!? Oh... right, English." :lol:
-_- I'm so tired.

Author:  Foxstar [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:53 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
Foxstar Wrote:
texascat018 Wrote:
Diss where is your of sense of humor?


Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.


One day, I will get clothing onto you. You can't run about in the fur forever you know.

Author:  Dubiousity [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:40 pm ]
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So guys, if any of you move in the future (which is kind of inevitable) don't move into a house with thin walls. Every single morning this week I've been woken up by my sister's alarm clock and it has been fairly annoying. Apparently she likes to set her alarm an hour earlier than she actually gets up (about 5am).

Author:  Seth [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:12 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
*dives underground*
Seth Wrote:
I personally thought resevoir dogs was heartwarming. (spoilers ahead seriously don't read if you haven't seen it and don't want to ending ruined) Mr. Pink in the only one who acts sanely and doesn't kill anyone and in the end he gets the diamonds. plus he was in big daddy. so nyah :P
If you listen carefully to the background of the last scene, Mr. Pink gets arrested.

You are a bad person and I hate your face.

Dubiousity Wrote:
So guys, if any of you move in the future (which is kind of inevitable) don't move into a house with thin walls. Every single morning this week I've been woken up by my sister's alarm clock and it has been fairly annoying. Apparently she likes to set her alarm an hour earlier than she actually gets up (about 5am).

then go to bed at 5am.

Author:  Sleet [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:14 pm ]
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Ugh. Going to college taught me that people do that way more than I thought. You get better sleep if you just set your alarm later and get up when it tells you to. That's why I keep my alarm out of reach from bed.

Author:  yehoshua [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:05 pm ]
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My school starts at seven and the ride there is an hour long.
I also take an hour getting ready so I have to wake up at 5 am every day for school.

Author:  FritzyBeat [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:10 pm ]
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yehoshua Wrote:
My school starts at seven and the ride there is an hour long.
I also take an hour getting ready so I have to wake up at 5 am every day for school.

Reminds me of my job, only I have to get up at 4:30 :|
Fortunately I've reached a definite crossroad where I'm either going to be able to start working professionally as a comic artist right away, or I'll be going to University for a few years. In either case, I'm just glad to be leaving that job.

Author:  0404 [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:21 pm ]
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My cat is my alarm clock :3

Author:  Dissension [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:28 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
Foxstar Wrote:
texascat018 Wrote:
Diss where is your of sense of humor?

Global Mods don't have them. We trade them in in return for our oppressive and all knowing natures. Sleet is a fluke.
I was the one who got away. Expect a heartwarming children's movie about me next summer.

You can think this, but maybe the cold, heartless ones elected to add a compassionate member to their ranks.

Otaku-Boy Wrote:
okay...I'm preparing a Sleetshooter now....run... :twisted:

If you ever use that, I will personally find you and, subsequently, hurt you to death.

Foxstar Wrote:
One day, I will get clothing onto you. You can't run about in the fur forever you know.
This may be the weirdest threat I've heard in a fairly long time.

Author:  yehoshua [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:48 pm ]
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How would one hurt to death? Would it be due to heart faliure or something else that would end up killing?

Author:  MapleRatty [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:54 pm ]
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....but you dont know where I live :P

Otaku-Boy Wrote:
......DISSSHOOTERS!

READY!!

AIM!!!

FIRE!!!!
:mrgreen:

Author:  McFly [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:49 pm ]
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Foolish mortal! Diss knows everything...

Author:  The Grey Wolverine [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:51 pm ]
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Foolisher mortaler mortal! I am a psychic!

Author:  GameCobra [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:39 pm ]
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Foolish fuzzkins! I eat logic for midnight! *chews on a random shooter, which curses all other ones to lock up*

Author:  MapleRatty [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:05 pm ]
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...you do relize those had gun powder in them...right :shock:

Author:  Sleet [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:08 pm ]
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Dissension Wrote:
This may be the weirdest threat I've heard in a fairly long time.
He just can't handle the sexiness that is me.

Author:  Seth [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:18 pm ]
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Otaku-Boy Wrote:
....but you dont know where I live :P


Well he is a global mod, in theory if you live on earth you're in his jurisdiction

Author:  Dubiousity [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:30 pm ]
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Sleet Wrote:
Ugh. Going to college taught me that people do that way more than I thought. You get better sleep if you just set your alarm later and get up when it tells you to. That's why I keep my alarm out of reach from bed.


That's the thing though, she didn't even wake up from it immediately. The alarm was going for 20 minutes before she finally woke up and shut it off. I was thinking I could finally go back to sleep, and then it almost immediately starts going off again.

Author:  Dissension [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:32 pm ]
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Otaku-Boy Wrote:
....but you dont know where I live :P

Haha, it's cute that you think that.

Author:  0404 [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:45 pm ]
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Diss's Sense of humor is gone, yet creepiness remains...

Author:  Dubiousity [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:51 pm ]
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Don't worry, Diss is a part of Team Rocket, which means he will inevitably fail in his dastardly quest.

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