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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:02 am
by Aarden
Your wish was nothing, you get everything
I wish for goretex trousers
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:08 pm
by copper
They burn because of a chemical used by the manufacturer.
I wish I had the foresight to see my mistakes before they happen.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:39 pm
by Aarden
You become Tarot and noone will talk to you
I wish my laptop could run Crysis 2 on max settings
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:41 pm
by copper
It can, but the program that allows it to do that gets infected by a virus.
I wish for a larger paycheck.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:29 pm
by Z-Zman
you lose it.
I wish for perfection to myself and friends
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:25 am
by copper
Everyone else is jealous and causes imperfections.
I wish for a roast beef sandwich.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:59 am
by Aarden
you get roast beef with sand on top
I wish for cheaper fuel
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:34 pm
by copper
Here's an apple. Good fuel for the body!
I wish for more caves around my state.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:44 pm
by Z-Zman
Vampire bats take over
I wish for world peace
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:16 am
by copper
The world becomes a very peaceful place once the meteor hits.
I wish for the uncorruptable to be corrupted.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:22 pm
by Z-Zman
you just corrupted yourself
I wish for my dreams of getting my dream job come true without ever getting fired.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:58 am
by Beagle
You get paid in chewing gum.
I wish for a new bookbag.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:03 am
by Z-Zman
it breaks a minute later
I wish to be persuasive
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:43 pm
by copper
Okay.
I wish I had a spine in some situations.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:32 pm
by Z-Zman
it breaks easily
I wish to be on an improv show
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:14 pm
by copper
You are booed when you tell the wrong joke.
I wish for the success of the poster below me.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:08 pm
by Z-Zman
nothing bad happens
I wish the same thing ^ posted
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:22 am
by copper
That success sends me into a downward spiral that ends in my death. Thank you.
I wish for a fountain drink.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:26 pm
by Z-Zman
someone dumped poison in it
I wish for something that will never go wrong
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:25 am
by copper
You die.
I wish for a slightly less dark scenario.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:20 pm
by Z-Zman
too bad
I wish for magic to be real, for me to be the best at it, and nobody will envy/hate me
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:59 am
by copper
You go down the path to darkness and go mad with power. The magic destroys you when a curse backfires.
I wish for more sunlight.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:12 am
by jopencjusz
But there is explosion of nuclear bomb and you must stay in underground bunker.
I wish to be a fast reader.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:27 am
by NosWaster
The text in the book is extremely tiny, so you have to squint to see it, which slows your reading down.
I wish humans had some of the instincts that animals did sometimes.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:45 am
by jopencjusz
This lead to end of the word and we're again in the Stone Age.
I wish to be talented painter.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:25 pm
by Aarden
You are talented, unfortunately it's modern art.
I wish I could be more motivated
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:07 pm
by copper
You become so motivated that you annoy everyone around you and lose all of your friends.
I wish for better writing skills.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:59 pm
by jopencjusz
You're the best writer in the world, but your books are too difficult for readers.
I wish to be famous in the future.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:35 pm
by Z-Zman
famous for being the ugliest person ever (just a game, remember)
I wish to be famous for something that I would actually like
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:58 pm
by jopencjusz
No problem, I remember it's just a game
Famous for something that used to be what you like, but now you're bored it.
I wish to get more interesting history books.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:01 pm
by Z-Zman
too bad
I wish for wealth without losing it, getting bored of it, and getting envied of it, and i gain money through something positive
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:25 pm
by jopencjusz
You end investing all money in very promising project called "The Death Star" .......
I wish to not sleep right now ;P
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:30 pm
by Z-Zman
you'll never sleep again
I wish i can eat as much as i want and never leave this beautiful form or get unhealthy/sick
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:45 pm
by jopencjusz
Unfortunatelly it means that you need to vomit all what you eat.
I wish I can do anything what I want
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:46 pm
by Z-Zman
you get bored
I wish for that but without anything bad happening
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:52 pm
by jopencjusz
Nothing special happens.
I wish I can fly
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:53 pm
by Z-Zman
for only 2 seconds
I wish for that without any limit
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:23 am
by Aarden
You fly into space and suffocate
I wish for self-repairing semi-organic nano weave clothing
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:37 am
by jopencjusz
But someone steal it.
I wish to be an all-star basketball player.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:48 am
by ShadowMew295
But you're to short to make a basket.
I wish for world peace.