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Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt
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Author:  Aarden [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:02 am ]
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Your wish was nothing, you get everything

I wish for goretex trousers

Author:  copper [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:08 pm ]
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They burn because of a chemical used by the manufacturer.


I wish I had the foresight to see my mistakes before they happen.

Author:  Aarden [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:39 pm ]
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You become Tarot and noone will talk to you

I wish my laptop could run Crysis 2 on max settings

Author:  copper [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:41 pm ]
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It can, but the program that allows it to do that gets infected by a virus.

I wish for a larger paycheck.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Feb 23, 2011 6:29 pm ]
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you lose it.

I wish for perfection to myself and friends

Author:  copper [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:25 am ]
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Everyone else is jealous and causes imperfections.

I wish for a roast beef sandwich.

Author:  Aarden [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:59 am ]
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you get roast beef with sand on top

I wish for cheaper fuel

Author:  copper [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:34 pm ]
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Here's an apple. Good fuel for the body!

I wish for more caves around my state.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:44 pm ]
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Vampire bats take over

I wish for world peace

Author:  copper [ Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:16 am ]
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The world becomes a very peaceful place once the meteor hits.

I wish for the uncorruptable to be corrupted.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:22 pm ]
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you just corrupted yourself

I wish for my dreams of getting my dream job come true without ever getting fired.

Author:  Beagle [ Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:58 am ]
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You get paid in chewing gum. :P

I wish for a new bookbag.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:03 am ]
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it breaks a minute later
I wish to be persuasive

Author:  copper [ Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:43 pm ]
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Okay.

I wish I had a spine in some situations.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:32 pm ]
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it breaks easily

I wish to be on an improv show

Author:  copper [ Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:14 pm ]
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You are booed when you tell the wrong joke.

I wish for the success of the poster below me.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:08 pm ]
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nothing bad happens :D

I wish the same thing ^ posted

Author:  copper [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:22 am ]
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That success sends me into a downward spiral that ends in my death. Thank you.

I wish for a fountain drink.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:26 pm ]
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someone dumped poison in it

I wish for something that will never go wrong

Author:  copper [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:25 am ]
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You die.

I wish for a slightly less dark scenario.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:20 pm ]
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too bad

I wish for magic to be real, for me to be the best at it, and nobody will envy/hate me

Author:  copper [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:59 am ]
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You go down the path to darkness and go mad with power. The magic destroys you when a curse backfires.

I wish for more sunlight.

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:12 am ]
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But there is explosion of nuclear bomb and you must stay in underground bunker.

I wish to be a fast reader.

Author:  NosWaster [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:27 am ]
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The text in the book is extremely tiny, so you have to squint to see it, which slows your reading down.

I wish humans had some of the instincts that animals did sometimes.

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:45 am ]
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This lead to end of the word and we're again in the Stone Age.

I wish to be talented painter.

Author:  Aarden [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:25 pm ]
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You are talented, unfortunately it's modern art.

I wish I could be more motivated

Author:  copper [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:07 pm ]
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You become so motivated that you annoy everyone around you and lose all of your friends.

I wish for better writing skills.

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:59 pm ]
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You're the best writer in the world, but your books are too difficult for readers.

I wish to be famous in the future.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:35 pm ]
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famous for being the ugliest person ever (just a game, remember)

I wish to be famous for something that I would actually like

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:58 pm ]
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No problem, I remember it's just a game ;)

Famous for something that used to be what you like, but now you're bored it.

I wish to get more interesting history books.

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:01 pm ]
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too bad :D

I wish for wealth without losing it, getting bored of it, and getting envied of it, and i gain money through something positive

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:25 pm ]
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You end investing all money in very promising project called "The Death Star" .......

I wish to not sleep right now ;P

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:30 pm ]
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you'll never sleep again

I wish i can eat as much as i want and never leave this beautiful form or get unhealthy/sick

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:45 pm ]
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Unfortunatelly it means that you need to vomit all what you eat.

I wish I can do anything what I want

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:46 pm ]
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you get bored

I wish for that but without anything bad happening

Author:  jopencjusz [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:52 pm ]
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Nothing special happens.

I wish I can fly

Author:  Z-Zman [ Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:53 pm ]
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for only 2 seconds

I wish for that without any limit

Author:  Aarden [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:23 am ]
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You fly into space and suffocate

I wish for self-repairing semi-organic nano weave clothing

Author:  jopencjusz [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:37 am ]
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But someone steal it.

I wish to be an all-star basketball player.

Author:  ShadowMew295 [ Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:48 am ]
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But you're to short to make a basket.

I wish for world peace.

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