Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

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Your wish was nothing, you get everything

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They burn because of a chemical used by the manufacturer.


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You become Tarot and noone will talk to you

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It can, but the program that allows it to do that gets infected by a virus.

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you lose it.

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Everyone else is jealous and causes imperfections.

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you get roast beef with sand on top

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Here's an apple. Good fuel for the body!

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Vampire bats take over

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The world becomes a very peaceful place once the meteor hits.

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you just corrupted yourself

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You get paid in chewing gum. :P

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it breaks a minute later
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Okay.

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it breaks easily

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You are booed when you tell the wrong joke.

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nothing bad happens :D

I wish the same thing ^ posted
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That success sends me into a downward spiral that ends in my death. Thank you.

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someone dumped poison in it

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You die.

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too bad

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You go down the path to darkness and go mad with power. The magic destroys you when a curse backfires.

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But there is explosion of nuclear bomb and you must stay in underground bunker.

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The text in the book is extremely tiny, so you have to squint to see it, which slows your reading down.

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This lead to end of the word and we're again in the Stone Age.

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You are talented, unfortunately it's modern art.

I wish I could be more motivated
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You become so motivated that you annoy everyone around you and lose all of your friends.

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You're the best writer in the world, but your books are too difficult for readers.

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famous for being the ugliest person ever (just a game, remember)

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No problem, I remember it's just a game ;)

Famous for something that used to be what you like, but now you're bored it.

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too bad :D

I wish for wealth without losing it, getting bored of it, and getting envied of it, and i gain money through something positive
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You end investing all money in very promising project called "The Death Star" .......

I wish to not sleep right now ;P
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you'll never sleep again

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Unfortunatelly it means that you need to vomit all what you eat.

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you get bored

I wish for that but without anything bad happening
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Nothing special happens.

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for only 2 seconds

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You fly into space and suffocate

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But someone steal it.

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But you're to short to make a basket.

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