Your wish was nothing, you get everything

I wish for goretex trousers

They burn because of a chemical used by the manufacturer.


I wish I had the foresight to see my mistakes before they happen.

You become Tarot and noone will talk to you

I wish my laptop could run Crysis 2 on max settings

It can, but the program that allows it to do that gets infected by a virus.

I wish for a larger paycheck.

you lose it.

I wish for perfection to myself and friends

Everyone else is jealous and causes imperfections.

I wish for a roast beef sandwich.

you get roast beef with sand on top

I wish for cheaper fuel

Here's an apple. Good fuel for the body!

I wish for more caves around my state.

Vampire bats take over

I wish for world peace

The world becomes a very peaceful place once the meteor hits.

I wish for the uncorruptable to be corrupted.

you just corrupted yourself

I wish for my dreams of getting my dream job come true without ever getting fired.

You get paid in chewing gum.

I wish for a new bookbag.

it breaks a minute later
I wish to be persuasive

Okay.

I wish I had a spine in some situations.

it breaks easily

I wish to be on an improv show

You are booed when you tell the wrong joke.

I wish for the success of the poster below me.

nothing bad happens

I wish the same thing ^ posted

That success sends me into a downward spiral that ends in my death. Thank you.

I wish for a fountain drink.

someone dumped poison in it

I wish for something that will never go wrong

You die.

I wish for a slightly less dark scenario.

too bad

I wish for magic to be real, for me to be the best at it, and nobody will envy/hate me

You go down the path to darkness and go mad with power. The magic destroys you when a curse backfires.

I wish for more sunlight.

But there is explosion of nuclear bomb and you must stay in underground bunker.

I wish to be a fast reader.

The text in the book is extremely tiny, so you have to squint to see it, which slows your reading down.

I wish humans had some of the instincts that animals did sometimes.

This lead to end of the word and we're again in the Stone Age.

I wish to be talented painter.

You are talented, unfortunately it's modern art.

I wish I could be more motivated

You become so motivated that you annoy everyone around you and lose all of your friends.

I wish for better writing skills.

You're the best writer in the world, but your books are too difficult for readers.

I wish to be famous in the future.

famous for being the ugliest person ever (just a game, remember)

I wish to be famous for something that I would actually like

No problem, I remember it's just a game

Famous for something that used to be what you like, but now you're bored it.

I wish to get more interesting history books.

too bad

I wish for wealth without losing it, getting bored of it, and getting envied of it, and i gain money through something positive

You end investing all money in very promising project called "The Death Star" .......

I wish to not sleep right now ;P

you'll never sleep again

I wish i can eat as much as i want and never leave this beautiful form or get unhealthy/sick

Unfortunatelly it means that you need to vomit all what you eat.

I wish I can do anything what I want

you get bored

I wish for that but without anything bad happening

Nothing special happens.

I wish I can fly

for only 2 seconds

I wish for that without any limit

You fly into space and suffocate

I wish for self-repairing semi-organic nano weave clothing

But someone steal it.

I wish to be an all-star basketball player.

But you're to short to make a basket.

I wish for world peace.