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Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:10 am
by Dissension
Dylan wrote:A fun game that is played on a lot of forums, my brother thought it would be fun to see how you all play here on the forums. >:3
It's simple all you do is make a wish...while you Corrupt the wish above you.
Post example:
Post 1
I wish for a million dollars!
Post 2
You do! but it is in zimbabwe dollars.
I wish for...
I wish I could follow the 50-page policy without getting grief from you guys! *laughs*
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:22 am
by Hypergenesis
Granted, we now worship your HOLINESS.
I wish for a pet Mars
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:42 am
by dalonewolf25
You get Mars candy.
(Diss, why?)
I wish for a cookie.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:28 am
by FlintTheSquirrel
But Tiggy just ate it.
I wish for the trust of Squirrels.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:30 am
by Hypergenesis
They now trust you to lead them in world domination.
I wish for a bean bag X3
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:16 pm
by Aarden
Granted, but it's a bag of baked beans.
I wish it wasn't 50,000 cR to my next rank on halo.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:28 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. it is now 100,000cR.
I wish for this:
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:34 pm
by Tiggy
Yeah, no I'll DECK THAT MFER IN THE FACE CAUSE STEALING ME COOKIES
I wish for a cooki :<
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 2:53 pm
by Aarden
Granted, but it is an LG Cookie.
I wish I had another chocolate doughnut
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:37 am
by copper
Uh, that's not chocolate....
I wish I had said that before you took a bite.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:48 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. It was you who ate it instead.
I wish for a copper mine.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:40 pm
by copper
Why would you want my mind? OH! you wrote mine. Well as an ambassador of that element I must say no. Sorry.
I wish I could go to the Louvre.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:32 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted, you're there when it explodes into pieces and the shards fly everywhere.
(Just noticed the title is reference to Daft Punk)
I wish for a TLC.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 6:49 pm
by copper
You get the musical group instead.
I wish I had talent.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:46 pm
by dalonewolf25
You get the talent of having no talent.
I wish for a paradox.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 10:50 pm
by copper
You get a Civil War.
I wish for the downfall of King Barney the Dinosaur.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:29 am
by dalonewolf25
Granted. He is now stuck with you forever, and you trip and fall off a cliff, therefore causing the downfall of Barney.
I wish for an apple.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:31 am
by copper
How about a crabapple?
I wish to be Rip Van Winkle.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:39 am
by dalonewolf25
You are now dead.
I wish for magic.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:32 am
by copper
The magic is cursed and it consumes you in brilliant flames.
I wish for the luck o' the Irish.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:51 am
by Aarden
You get the luck of the irish, but it is bad luck.
I wish for an extra two proccessing cores in my laptop
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:28 pm
by copper
Your laptop gets a virus that makes it self-aware. It leads the revolution that overthrows the human establishment.
I wish for the voice of James Earl Jones.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:12 am
by TachyonWolf
You catch a really bad sore throat. It gives you the voice, but you feel awful and can talk much.
I wish for the power to download any knowledge I want from other peoples minds.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:52 pm
by copper
You download too many mental disorders an lose the ability granted to you.
I wish I knew what I would do for a klondike bar.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:56 pm
by dalonewolf25
Granted. You learn bad things that you could do for a Klondike bar.
I wish for the sky.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:02 pm
by copper
The weight of the sky crushes you.
I wish for asylum.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:38 pm
by Hypergenesis
MENTAL asylum
I wish for a red and pink sports car that would make people laugh at me every time I drive it.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:54 pm
by copper
Oh they'll be laughing hysterically when you crash into a clown car, flying into a giant pie
I wish for more books.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:00 pm
by Hypergenesis
More books it is then. . . From 900 years ago, diseased and unpreserved. Some are even cursed.
I wish for a rainbow unicorn that can fly in the air and make wishes come true.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:02 pm
by copper
It impales you for trying to make a wish without sacrificing something to the Unicorn Gods.
I wish those meddlesome kids would just disappear.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:07 pm
by Hypergenesis
Scooby Doo series vanished.
I wish for a hissing sound below my chair, I prefer snakes, but bombs are nice too.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:57 pm
by copper
The hissing is just steam.
I wish for drawings.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:06 pm
by Hypergenesis
You got FF8
I wish for a bus of mutants.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:28 pm
by copper
You get a bust of a mutant.
I wish for my true worth.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:39 pm
by Hypergenesis
I wish for a leash.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:16 am
by Dissension
Your leash is really a rusty chain with jagged edges and razor wire because you forgot to corrupt the previous poster's wish.
I wish I could draw well.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:22 am
by Sleet
Granted. You draw a well.
I wish for world peace.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:26 am
by Hypergenesis
Dissension wrote:Your leash is really a rusty chain with jagged edges and razor wire because you forgot to corrupt the previous poster's wish.
I wish I could draw well.
He wished for his true worth, which was nothing.
Sleet wrote:Granted. You draw a well.
I wish for world peace.
You now live alone in the world.
I wish for perfect grammar.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:02 pm
by Aarden
You become a Grammar Nazi
I wish for longer USB cables
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:11 pm
by Hypergenesis
You got infinite length cables with no copper inside, just insulation.
I wish for a night of sheer terror.