Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:31 am

Granted, your computer now has 1GB of extra storage.

I wish winters weren't so cold.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:32 am

Granted, but now The South will rise against you for that foolish wish.

I wish for a mountain villa.

shadowhaz · Post by **shadowhaz** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:33 am

granted drown in it
I wish for pudding

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:35 am

granted, but you drown in it.

I wish for dry ice.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:46 am

Granted, but you burn yourself with it.

I wish science knew everything about the universe.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:50 am

Granted. Now what?

I wish for more mystery in the universe.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:51 am

Granted, you are teleported both in mind and in body to the stone age.

I wish there were real life moderators, that would teleport into your conversations and act like forum mods.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:55 am

You get: censorship.

I Insert: mechanical monsters.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 1:57 am

I see, you're as tired as I am

Well, you get truckasaurus rex.

I wish humans didn't have a need for sleep.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:02 am

Granted: now everyone contracts tourettes syndrome

I wish for dish of fish

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:05 am

The fish is rotten, and icelandic in origin.

I wish for colder weather.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:13 am

GLOBAL WARMING

I wish to be reincarnated as a Werewolf in my next life

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:22 pm

You are struck by a stray silver bullet and die.

I wish for a special

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:33 pm

You get a Special Noun.

I wish for a hamburguer.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:28 pm

It is from that fast food place you hate.

I wish for more Monty Python movies.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:17 pm

Granted, but they all suck and aren't comedies.

I wish I had an aquarium.

copper · Post by **copper** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:54 am

You fill it with rare poisonous aquatic snakes for some reason. It bursts and the snakes kill you with their venom.

I wish for blue eyes.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:22 am

Chlorum fall on yours eyes fading them in blue, but you're also blind.

I wish for a zoo in my city.

Goforit · Post by **Goforit** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:24 am

Granted, but the guys building it forgot to seal the secret escape tunnels, and gorillas run rampage around your city and destroy your dwelling!

I wish I would colour my text regularly

copper · Post by **copper** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:36 am

You become colorblind. Even when you do, you can't tell.

I wish for a green thumb.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:06 pm

The plants eat you

I wish to be a great pianist

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:14 pm

Your hands are crushed in an accident right before your first performance.

I wish for better days.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:34 pm

You get Dancing Days!

I wish for a better memory

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:56 pm

Your memory is perfect, but nobody wants to talk to you, afraid that if they tell you anything you will remember it forever.

I wish for better eyesight.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:15 pm

You have the best eyesight ever! But then you looked directly at the sun burning your corneas.

I wish I were in a storm.

copper · Post by **copper** » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:33 pm

The tempest swallows your vessel and you join the crew of the Flying Dutchman.

I wish for a new computer.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:01 am

You get a new computer, but is full of viruses.

I wish for a guitar.

Cwitt · Post by **Cwitt** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:43 am

You get a guitar, with no strings
I wish for a puppy

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:23 pm

You get a Dingo puppy that don't stop biting your stuff.

I wish for an Ipod.

Cwitt · Post by **Cwitt** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:45 pm

You get an Ipod filled with songs by [insert least favorite music group here]
I wish for photoshop

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:07 am

A noisy shop opens up outside your house selling overpriced photos. :<

I wish I need not go to school today.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:19 pm

You die. Problem solved!

I wish for stupendous happenings.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:09 am

That was not really a funny joke.
Umm.....a cheese wheel roles over half your house. No one is in that half though. .-.

I wish I have a good weekend when I get there.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:36 am

Your weekend is great, but it takes you twenty years to figure it out.

I wish I could remember song lyrics.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:34 pm

And now every song is to predictable and ruins the value of listening to it again.

I wish school were not to come for a little while longer. I am starting to enjoy myself. ^^

NosWaster · Post by **NosWaster** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:47 pm

You will be in school forever!

I wish I could command the wind to blow the snow away for me.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 8:50 pm

Sure, but to have enough force to blow away the snow. Your house gets blown away with it.

I wish we had a bit more snow. Up to a foot.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:28 pm

You get sick and must stay in bed.

I wish for better writing skills.

Z-Zman · Post by **Z-Zman** » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:42 pm

but your hands are cut off

I wish for perfectness for myself

copper · Post by **copper** » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:23 am

You become a portrait of yourself.