Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:12 pm

you are forced to watch twilight

i wish for world domination

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:25 pm

You got an world colored pea.

I wish for TPBM to be rich!

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:28 pm

well, i suppose i can let you slide just once... :3

i wish i knew what to do with all this money

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:31 pm

You realized you could use the money to have world peace but the consultant you hired had taken all the money and run.

I wish for a fekibhegof

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:41 pm

you realize how stupid it is

i wish for my money back. :'(

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:04 pm

Granted, you got all the money's backs.

I wish for a thick paperback book.
+optional: I wish someone knows where I supposedly am.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:07 pm

Your double wishes melded together and formed a monstrosity known as book monster!

I am not creative, so sue me!

I wish I could come up with a different name.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:27 pm

Granted, you are now known as Cu.

I wish there was free electricity.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:59 pm

There is,but it goes through a chair,now please sit down and experience the free electricity!

I wish people would say goodbye to me before hanging up the phone.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:00 pm

you feel sad that you're no longer talking to them

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:05 pm

I wish that you had a wish to corrupt.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:06 pm

you feel bad about corrupting it.

i wish that i was more appropriately sized.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:08 pm

Your proportions are now perfectly sized, on a 5:1 scale!

I wish that I knew what a meme is

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:12 pm

oo ooo ME ME

I wish for Knowledge on Sleet's gender.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:20 pm

That kind of knowledge would be a very dangerous thing.

I wish for power.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:25 pm

You already have power, wish granted.

I wish for a daily HP update.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:31 pm

Rick Griffin dies of exhaustion.

I wish for a paradigm shift.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:43 pm

Nuts breaks rocks. Now find me some rock juice.

I wish for green font

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:55 pm

You get soylent green instead.

I wish for xanadu.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:59 pm

You got it, but it sank into the sea with Atlantis and is lost forever.

I wish for a computer virus farm.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:02 pm

Your computer becomes useless.

I wish for wind.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:03 pm

Granted but you lostd the game.

I wish for a new convertible.

copper · Post by **copper** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:07 pm

It's a toy convertible.

I wish for a new book to read.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:11 pm

The new book reads you.

I wish for more motivation.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:13 pm

your face gets motivated off.

i wish for clams! lots of clams!

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:15 pm

You get clams-- lots of clamshells.

I wish TPBM would post XDD

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:17 pm

granted. i say something mean.

i wish tpam wasnt so smelly.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:20 pm

Granted, I'm scentless.

I wish for a shred of logic in the nonsense thread.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:22 pm

granted. all logic in the nonsense thread is shredded. >:3

i wish for a bunny.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:29 pm

Granted, you got bunny stew.

I wish for a carrot.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:44 pm

Granted, but you eat it, all the while forgetting you're allergic to carrots.

I wish for wi-fi.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:45 pm

you get wining fish.

i wish for more puns!

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:47 pm

Granted, but because you ninja'd me, my pun about wi-fi becoming WyFy, insulting its fanbase and showing professional wrestling no longer fits in the thread.

I wish pizza was better for you.

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:49 pm

Granted. But now everything else is unhealthy and Americans becomes even more fatter than we already are!

I wish for an easier way to diet!

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:53 pm

Granted. You eat Subway in appropriate portions and work out and plan your consumption alongside your aides, but then everyone hates you for telling them you have aides.

I wish for longer weekends.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:54 pm

they get called weekdontends.

i wish i would stop making bad jokes.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:58 pm

Granted, but now you can only speak in limericks.

I wish I could perform lucid dreaming.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:24 pm

you can, but you wake up after a half a second of it.

Wish i love when city pool mayonnaise chicken microphone banana.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:26 pm

you end up talking coherently.

i wish i had a daft punk helmet.

Zander · Post by **Zander** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:28 pm

you do, but its a picture.

I wish someone would post after me.

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