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Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt 
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granted, but reality spoils the fantasy.
I wish I could read any written book


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You can, but only after they have been translated into braille...

I wish I had no sense of humor.

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Can't lose what you don't have.

I wish that wasn't so mean.

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I took it another way, if that is possible...

I wish for a calendar.

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Granted. It's pink and has Hello Kitty on it.

I wish I didn't have to edit this post to fix a stupid mistake I made.

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Okay, but that is a glaring mistake you made...

I wish for frantic dancing.

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You start dancing like crazy, you can't stop.

I wish exams doesn't exist.

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They dont, you get it all in coursework form instead

I wish for perfect vision


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It is too good. The clarity gives you headaches.

I wish for the winning number.

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Granted, it crushes you though
I wish for money even happiness can't buy

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The money corrupts you. You go insane with it. The people revolt. I think you can guess the rest...

I wish for the corruption of the youth.

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Phazon lands on earth, corrupting young minds. Including yourself.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

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Here is a sandwich.

I wish I had a trowel.

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You get a towel instead.

I wish I had avocado.

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It is rotten by the time you get it.

I wish I had a big dog.

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Granted. You now have Cerberus as a pet.

I wish I had pasta!

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Okay, but you are now allergic to gluten.

I wish for glacial water.

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You get Absolut Zero frozen water.

I wish I had some chocolate.

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It's just past that giant ogre.

I wish for a bodyguard for no apparent reason.

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You have a Doppelgänger as a bodyguard now.

I wish for a purple sky.

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toxic poison is released into the earth's atmosphere, which ruins vegetation along with making the sky purple.

I wish for some cool gloves.


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you get cool gloves, but your hands freeze solid when you wear them.

I wish for a small houseplant that i can keep in my room to bring joy in my life.

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The plant has a crippling disease that keeps it a sickly yellow color.

I wish that the end of time was not an inevitability.

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You cease to exist before the end of the times.

I wish for more letters >:O

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You are inundated with letters and the pile crushes you. :lol:

I wish I weren't so old-fashioned.

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You're sent to the past, so you're no longer old fashion, Now you impose the trend. Also everybody hates you there.

I wish I could stop typing!

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You already have...

I wish for the end of an era.

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Your era will end abruptly when you finish reading this.


I wish for a better concentration.

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You do, but there is nothing for you to concentrate on.

I wish that meat came already cooked.

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Granted. Now they come already cook, but it's never the food you want.

I wish for more imagination.

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Granted. The arc "Imaginate!" continues forever, so all the readers of Housepets! go insane. You are somehow blamed for this, and go insane twice as fast!

I wish life was simple.

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Granted, now you are forever bored

I wish in my next life that I am someone who is more outgoing

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Granted. You become a rich person, however, quickly become bored due to the fact that you own everything and can spend your money at will, so you lose faith and become less outgoing in the end.

I wish for cake.

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Granted. You recieve cake. However, it was so unexpected that you got what you wished for that you never found happines in anything ever again.

I wish the racetrack in my city wasn't closing :D

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Granted. A person dies in the race track, causing it to close again.

I wish for an inanimate object.

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One person? Imagine all the people that would die racing on the street!

Oh, and you recieved a thermonuclear device that's about to explode. Enjoy.

I wish for the world's best pie!

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You get a cooked foot!

I wish for another light.

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Granted. The other light interacts in an adverse manner with the previous light and an untold amount of energy is released in the form of an explosion that consumes the earth and portions of the heliosystem.

I wish for a genie!

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granted, but he's a jerk and evil

I wish I knew what love felt like

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You are stabbed in the hearth 37 times, by someone in love with you.

I wish for more small number in Statistic.

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