Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
granted, but reality spoils the fantasy.
I wish I could read any written book
I wish I could read any written book
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
You can, but only after they have been translated into braille...
I wish I had no sense of humor.
I wish I had no sense of humor.
- Blue Braixen
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Can't lose what you don't have.
I wish that wasn't so mean.
I wish that wasn't so mean.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
I took it another way, if that is possible...
I wish for a calendar.
I wish for a calendar.
- Blue Braixen
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. It's pink and has Hello Kitty on it.
I wish I didn't have to edit this post to fix a stupid mistake I made.
I wish I didn't have to edit this post to fix a stupid mistake I made.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Okay, but that is a glaring mistake you made...
I wish for frantic dancing.
I wish for frantic dancing.
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You start dancing like crazy, you can't stop.
I wish exams doesn't exist.
I wish exams doesn't exist.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
They dont, you get it all in coursework form instead
I wish for perfect vision
I wish for perfect vision
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It is too good. The clarity gives you headaches.
I wish for the winning number.
I wish for the winning number.
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Granted, it crushes you though
I wish for money even happiness can't buy
I wish for money even happiness can't buy
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The money corrupts you. You go insane with it. The people revolt. I think you can guess the rest...
I wish for the corruption of the youth.
I wish for the corruption of the youth.
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Phazon lands on earth, corrupting young minds. Including yourself.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Here is a sandwich.
I wish I had a trowel.
I wish I had a trowel.
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You get a towel instead.
I wish I had avocado.
I wish I had avocado.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
It is rotten by the time you get it.
I wish I had a big dog.
I wish I had a big dog.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. You now have Cerberus as a pet.
I wish I had pasta!
I wish I had pasta!
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Okay, but you are now allergic to gluten.
I wish for glacial water.
I wish for glacial water.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
You get Absolut Zero frozen water.
I wish I had some chocolate.
I wish I had some chocolate.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
It's just past that giant ogre.
I wish for a bodyguard for no apparent reason.
I wish for a bodyguard for no apparent reason.
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You have a Doppelgänger as a bodyguard now.
I wish for a purple sky.
I wish for a purple sky.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
toxic poison is released into the earth's atmosphere, which ruins vegetation along with making the sky purple.
I wish for some cool gloves.
I wish for some cool gloves.
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you get cool gloves, but your hands freeze solid when you wear them.
I wish for a small houseplant that i can keep in my room to bring joy in my life.
I wish for a small houseplant that i can keep in my room to bring joy in my life.
Fursona! :3
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
-Robert Louis Stevenson
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The plant has a crippling disease that keeps it a sickly yellow color.
I wish that the end of time was not an inevitability.
I wish that the end of time was not an inevitability.
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You cease to exist before the end of the times.
I wish for more letters >:O
I wish for more letters >:O
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
You are inundated with letters and the pile crushes you.
I wish I weren't so old-fashioned.
I wish I weren't so old-fashioned.
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You're sent to the past, so you're no longer old fashion, Now you impose the trend. Also everybody hates you there.
I wish I could stop typing!
I wish I could stop typing!
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
You already have...
I wish for the end of an era.
I wish for the end of an era.
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Your era will end abruptly when you finish reading this.
I wish for a better concentration.
I wish for a better concentration.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
You do, but there is nothing for you to concentrate on.
I wish that meat came already cooked.
I wish that meat came already cooked.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. Now they come already cook, but it's never the food you want.
I wish for more imagination.
I wish for more imagination.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. The arc "Imaginate!" continues forever, so all the readers of Housepets! go insane. You are somehow blamed for this, and go insane twice as fast!
I wish life was simple.
I wish life was simple.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted, now you are forever bored
I wish in my next life that I am someone who is more outgoing
I wish in my next life that I am someone who is more outgoing
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. You become a rich person, however, quickly become bored due to the fact that you own everything and can spend your money at will, so you lose faith and become less outgoing in the end.
I wish for cake.
I wish for cake.
Everyone has a story. What's yours?~
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. You recieve cake. However, it was so unexpected that you got what you wished for that you never found happines in anything ever again.
I wish the racetrack in my city wasn't closing
I wish the racetrack in my city wasn't closing
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Pie
Granted. A person dies in the race track, causing it to close again.
I wish for an inanimate object.
I wish for an inanimate object.
Everyone has a story. What's yours?~
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One person? Imagine all the people that would die racing on the street!
Oh, and you recieved a thermonuclear device that's about to explode. Enjoy.
I wish for the world's best pie!
Oh, and you recieved a thermonuclear device that's about to explode. Enjoy.
I wish for the world's best pie!
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You get a cooked foot!
I wish for another light.
I wish for another light.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
Granted. The other light interacts in an adverse manner with the previous light and an untold amount of energy is released in the form of an explosion that consumes the earth and portions of the heliosystem.
I wish for a genie!
I wish for a genie!
- Nitrosparxx
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Re: Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrup
granted, but he's a jerk and evil
I wish I knew what love felt like
I wish I knew what love felt like
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You are stabbed in the hearth 37 times, by someone in love with you.
I wish for more small number in Statistic.
I wish for more small number in Statistic.
In a time warp from 2011.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.