Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

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granted, but reality spoils the fantasy.
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You can, but only after they have been translated into braille...

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Can't lose what you don't have.

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I took it another way, if that is possible...

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Granted. It's pink and has Hello Kitty on it.

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Okay, but that is a glaring mistake you made...

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You start dancing like crazy, you can't stop.

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They dont, you get it all in coursework form instead

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It is too good. The clarity gives you headaches.

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Granted, it crushes you though
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The money corrupts you. You go insane with it. The people revolt. I think you can guess the rest...

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Phazon lands on earth, corrupting young minds. Including yourself.

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Here is a sandwich.

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You get a towel instead.

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It is rotten by the time you get it.

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Granted. You now have Cerberus as a pet.

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Okay, but you are now allergic to gluten.

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You get Absolut Zero frozen water.

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It's just past that giant ogre.

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You have a Doppelgänger as a bodyguard now.

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toxic poison is released into the earth's atmosphere, which ruins vegetation along with making the sky purple.

I wish for some cool gloves.
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you get cool gloves, but your hands freeze solid when you wear them.

I wish for a small houseplant that i can keep in my room to bring joy in my life.
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The plant has a crippling disease that keeps it a sickly yellow color.

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You cease to exist before the end of the times.

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You are inundated with letters and the pile crushes you. :lol:

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You're sent to the past, so you're no longer old fashion, Now you impose the trend. Also everybody hates you there.

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You already have...

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Your era will end abruptly when you finish reading this.


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You do, but there is nothing for you to concentrate on.

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Granted. Now they come already cook, but it's never the food you want.

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Granted. The arc "Imaginate!" continues forever, so all the readers of Housepets! go insane. You are somehow blamed for this, and go insane twice as fast!

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Granted, now you are forever bored

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Granted. You become a rich person, however, quickly become bored due to the fact that you own everything and can spend your money at will, so you lose faith and become less outgoing in the end.

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Granted. You recieve cake. However, it was so unexpected that you got what you wished for that you never found happines in anything ever again.

I wish the racetrack in my city wasn't closing :D
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Granted. A person dies in the race track, causing it to close again.

I wish for an inanimate object.
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One person? Imagine all the people that would die racing on the street!

Oh, and you recieved a thermonuclear device that's about to explode. Enjoy.

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You get a cooked foot!

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Granted. The other light interacts in an adverse manner with the previous light and an untold amount of energy is released in the form of an explosion that consumes the earth and portions of the heliosystem.

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granted, but he's a jerk and evil

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You are stabbed in the hearth 37 times, by someone in love with you.

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