Corrupt A Wish 2: Better, Faster, Stronger, More Corrupt

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:17 am

It is but Ebly is missing.

I wish to be Better, Faster and Stronger.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:11 am

You do, but then you blow up.

I wish for a fallafelraptor...

exranio · Post by **exranio** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:51 am

Sense I don't know what that is you get a waffle with fallafelraptor written on it

I wish to know what that is.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:41 pm

You find out that it never existed, and it makes you sad/

I wish for a cookie

Aarden · Post by **Aarden** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:09 pm

you get a cookie, but it is poisoned

I wish for a more powerful cpu that won't get too hot

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:52 pm

Granted. It won't turn on now.

I wish for it.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:47 am

You get it, but not in this life.

I wish for a Safardifinafa.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:33 am

You go on safari instead.

I wish for the sandman job that just opened up.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:49 am

You goes to get, but someone wins you.

I wish I was at a Strawberry Field.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:11 pm

You are, but you get attacked by ravenous strawberries.

I wish for a shovel...

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:08 pm

You get a pick.

I wish it was more colder outside.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:21 pm

You get: Absolute Zero

I insert: Frozen Alex

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:53 pm

Absolut vodka?

You get a 200 F Alex D:

I wish I had a Crossfox.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:57 pm

You will soon receive a crossed fox-wolf hybrid.

I wish that I had a quick fix for that problem I can't seem to solve.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:00 pm

Granted. The solution was to smash your computer.

I wish for a firefly in the sky.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:01 pm

Granted. But is a swarm so big that cover the sky.

I for a LSD flat screen.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:06 pm

You misspelled your wish and are not happy with the resulting lawsuit.

I wish I had a more naive way of thinking.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:09 pm

*Cough* I wanted a LSD flat screen, not the boring LCD screen.

Granted. Your head explodes.

I wish I had a smartphone

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:14 pm

The phone is too smart and takes over the world; thanks a lot!

I wish Walmart started a war with Starbucks for supremacy. Who will end up taking over, huh?

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:15 pm

Granted. Both companies goes bankrupt, and McDonalds takes over the world.

I wish for a cookie

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:18 pm

That cookie had a virus that came with it and destroyed your computer.

I wish that made sense.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:19 pm

Granted. You breaks the Fourth-Wall
It begins until both are desytroyed and Oxxo's take over all >:D Btw Oxxo's are the mexican equivalent of 7-Elevens Awww.... you beat me :c Granted. You get a burned and total inedible one. Again D:
I wish I had Lysergic acid diethylamide.

dalonewolf25 · Post by **dalonewolf25** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:27 pm

Granted. It came with Uranium...

I wish for the Tree of Life

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:46 pm

Would you settle for the sacred ash, Yggdrasil?

I wish magni and modi the best of luck after ragnarok.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:07 pm

Zoroaster comes down to the eath and begins the end of the world before the ragnarok.

I wish I had a shelter.

copper · Post by **copper** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:13 pm

You have one, but it's made of chocolate.

I wish for snow in florida.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:15 pm

Granted. You get absolute zero snow.

I wish for snow in Tampico.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:56 am

You get snow when the earth is turned on it's side.

I wish I could eat breakfast for lunch.

Hypergenesis · Post by **Hypergenesis** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:25 pm

>>Eh, actually you can. Breakfast is just the FIRST meal of the day if you take it literally but. . .

Wish granted, the world spins twice as fast and you only have 12 hours per day.

I wish for more excitement in the life of others.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:38 pm

Your life becomes more boring in comparison.

I wish that over there was closer than it currently is.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:40 pm

Granted. It comes so close that crush you.

I wish I had a yellow submarine

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:47 pm

You get the Beatles' song.

I wish for real stain-blocker technology.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:03 pm

Granted. No more colors in your life

I wish I had a strawberry

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:35 pm

You now have a rotten strawberry.

I wish for better results.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:11 pm

Granted, but it's not the results that you wanted.

I wish I could plurlize word.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:19 pm

Here is an S for you.

I wish I had the talent to write.

Alex M. · Post by **Alex M.** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted. But you now can't read

I wish I had a reflex camera.

copper · Post by **copper** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:26 pm

It snaps a picture every time you flinch.

I wish for a new computer.

Nitrosparxx · Post by **Nitrosparxx** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:18 am

Granted, but it's an Amiga

I wish for a years supply of Ramen noodles!

copper · Post by **copper** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:19 am

Your stomach explodes.

I wish for an iron resolve.