Housepets!

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:30 pm**

[ Here's Your Sign ]

Title Text: also, what's "waive"

Tiger sure is a tough negotiator!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:04 am**

Comon Tiger, we'll all do the waive! (beat'ya Xane XD

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Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:04 am**

Should have really got a lawyer for this one Tiger

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:05 am**

Waive, doesn't that have something to do with water?
"Here's your sign" niiiiiice, Bill Engvall reference "Ha! You weren't going to sneak that one past me!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:05 am**

Alternate title: "Do the Waive"

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:06 am**

"Waive the right to make use of the backstage refreshment tables in order to avoid bankrupting us"
*Sig-..*
"Wait a second!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:07 am**

Sleet wrote:Alternate title: "Do the Waive"

Exactly!

RatHead wrote:Comon Tiger, we'll all do the waive! (beat'ya Xane XD )

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:09 am**

going to be honest... i had to Google waive.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:12 am**

IceKitsune wrote:Should have really got a lawyer for this one Tiger

Mr. London would have done exactly the same thing

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am**

As long as the snack table remains fully stocked, I doubt it matters.

And ouch, waiving your right to negotiate and sending it to the studio? Bad call dude...

So many waivers! Tey are really trying to make it airtight and in their favor!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am**

In the eternal words of Weird Al: "Here's a Waiver, for you tooooo siiiignnn~"

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:15 am**

Basically they're saying "You can't negotiate your contract or report any illegal activity you see the ferrets commit, and any damage to the studio is being taken out of your salary." I love bureaucracy.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:18 am**

I choose to waive that right...

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:40 am**

Sign here to sign your life away
for our cool new program
Sign here so our teams can play
and empty your fridge of ham.
Sign here so our director can use
your owner, Marvin and Zach.
Sign here so as not to confuse -
you tell them when you get back
Sign here so we control your soul
for use on forced Religious output
Sign here so we own you all
if your program rightly goes 'phut'
Sign here to leave your body to science
if something goes wrong in filming.
Sign here to say you take compliance
and don't find it overwhelming.
Sign here to say you think I'm the best
producer to produce the show.
I'll sign here to say you signed the rest
I own your life now so go!
“File this soul for me, would you Lana? What do you mean you're not a secretary? Ouch, nothing like a sister to bring you back to Earth.”

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:38 am**

I have a feeling that Tiger would break all of those waivers on his first recording. XD

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:38 am**

CheckMate wrote:going to be honest... i had to Google waive.

Google has a waive function now? I wonder what does it do?...XD LOL

Also Janus: Waive
This song I think also works perfectly with Tiger's current personality/what's going on with him right now... "You're in above your head"/"over your head...") (also I know it may not be the best quality, sorry, but I wanted you guys to see the lyrics so you would see how it related to the comic in my mind...)

(I've been wanting to introduce you forumites to these guys for SO long, but I like all their music and couldn't decide what was the best song to share to get you guys to like em, well I guess this question answered itself! XD)

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:34 am**

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
IceKitsune wrote:Should have really got a lawyer for this one Tiger
Mr. London would have done exactly the same thing

If he could count up to the number they told him to sign.

Sign here and here and here and here and here and on your face and here and write In blood here...

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:00 am**

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:
IceKitsune wrote:Should have really got a lawyer for this one Tiger :P
Mr. London would have done exactly the same thing

I'm not sure Mr. London's allowed to do anything more than deal with the wolves.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:06 am**

" ...and this one authorizes the amount of salary we give you..."
"Hey, I don't eat celery! I get nothing but hamburgers and chips or I am out of here!"
"Ummmmm....ok....."
Tiger thinking to himself, "Heh heh heh.....sucker!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:42 am**

I would like to work for the ferrets, but all these waivers - hmmm... not sure.

diss wrote:Title Text: also, what's "waive"

CheckMate wrote:going to be honest... i had to Google waive.

I had to do the same. But I have an excuse. XD

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:"Hey, I don't eat celery! I get nothing but pizza or I am out of here!"

fixed

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:53 am**

We needed a double strip for all the waivers.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:01 am**

Gamewolf67 wrote:We needed a double strip for all the waivers.

And I think that's rick fast forwarding it too.
BTW all Tiger's signatures are "X"s

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:01 am**

After he signs all the forms they'll show him the bunny costume he'll have to wear.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:30 am**

I noticed this too...

Acritic2 wrote:BTW all Tiger's signatures are "X"s

But such nice penmanship!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:30 am**

So, pets are just allowed to sign their lives away like that without their humans' guidance? I mean, King and Bailey's marriage required the involvement of Bill (as Bailey's "dad") and Keene's handlers (as, legally anyway, King's "dad").

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:34 am**

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:"Hey, I don't eat celery! I get nothing but hamburgers and chips or I am out of here!"

Chips as in tortilla chips? or chips as in "fish and chips"?

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:47 am**

Welp, I guess we have to waive good bye to their buffet table.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:44 am**

Given his intelligence level and mental condition I really don't think those contracts will hold up in court.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:25 am**

I love how far rock is leaning over holding the clipboard!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:06 pm**

Sleet wrote:Alternate title: "Do the Waive"

Or "The Waive is the Word"!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:08 pm**

"Waiver authorizing the studio to put the host on a diet the studio seems fit"

"Now wait a minute..."

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:40 pm**

As a side note:

Waiver of right to post comments moderators don't approve of...

So, let's say I didn't click that link... *bricked*

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:52 pm**

Yes, Tiger, that's exactly how you stick it to the company.

I actually started thinking of Kuma's ending in Tekken 4, where he won all of Heihachi's assets, and Heihachi had a trick to get it all back.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:57 pm**

GeckoZY wrote:I have a feeling that Tiger would break all of those waivers on his first recording. XD

And the rest of the arc is Tiger in court.
Fun.

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:48 pm**

"I'm not an Idiot!"
Oh boy Tiger....you're the only one who thinks that, I smell a calamity....and it will be delicious

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:18 pm**

All those difficult terms used in conctracts... No, Tiger, you serious need that Rock takes your hand.

You care to know what does the term "relinquish" mean, when you neither know the meaning of the term "waiver"?

Instead, you should perfectly know the terms "supply" and "sluggish".

But, apparently you don't care of any restriction or what, you care to do the show, which we can't wait to see.

Seems that Tiger is signing with a cross... How bad is that?

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2014 8:02 pm**

Cesco wrote:Seems that Tiger is signing with a cross... How bad is that?

At least in Germany it would be fully valid.

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:08 am**

Kitch wrote:So, pets are just allowed to sign their lives away like that without their humans' guidance? I mean, King and Bailey's marriage required the involvement of Bill (as Bailey's "dad") and Keene's handlers (as, legally anyway, King's "dad").

I don't think Jerry cares as long as Tiger's out of the house eating some craft services company into bankruptcy.

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:14 am**

I think being realistic about this would ruin the joke, too.

Posted: **Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:40 am**

Wonder if we'll see another appearence of The Host?

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