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Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:02 am**

[ Not The Bee ]

Title Text: What if Mr. Owen were one of us? Killed by poem like one of us?

That bee is my new favorite character.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:05 am**

Well she was askin for it...

I wonder if she'll BEE "buried," and when will the killer BEE found?

also what was Grape wiping? and with what?and marv, why are you looking at your wrist, there's no watch there...

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:06 am**

Bailey Milton. Killed by bees.

That theory is surprisingly likely to hold up, you know.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:07 am**

I am not going to say that she deserve it ... But I ain't going to say she didn't

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:10 am**

Quite an interesting reference in the alt text. I really like that song.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:12 am**

I find it amusing to see these characters that we are used to in other contexts get to be a bit silly in an Imaginate arc. Among those reading that haven't read the book, who do you think will be next to have their tongue lolling out of their mouth?

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:21 am**

(Line 12 does not have a typo)

So Grape does the chores, in deference to class
whilst Bailey's old lady acts a pain in the... bottom
expounding her theory as they polish her brass
that you can abuse the servants if you've got'em.
Fido's predictions strike out once again
as he predicts not the killer but the killed.
As Peanut holds and Marvin searches for a vein
Fido's next prediction is unlikely to be thrilled.
The lowest class now is Grape, wandering around,
searching the cupboards and doing the dishes.
If our noble dark avenger is not soon found
will she bee next to sleep with the fishes?
Six Furry Indians, trying to stay alive,
One espoused venom, then there were five.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:37 am**

Fido's accusations lead to death! What if he accuses himself?

And I just realized King and Fox isn't in this.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:37 am**

Dissension wrote:...one of us?... ...one of us?...

That reminds me of... this

One of us... One of us... One of us...

Hedronal wrote:Among those reading that haven't read the book, who do you think will be next to have their tongue lolling out of their mouth?

Fido, Calling it

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:42 am**

OH DOG NOT THE BEES!

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:46 am**

In the end, Bailey was right. A poor bee did it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:50 am**

THE BEE IS INNOCENT! INNOCENT I TELL YOU!

but why would a bee suddenly show up at the scene of the crime?

and what if Fido tried to accuse someone of being accused? would that kill him?

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:12 am**

Dissension wrote:That bee is my new favorite character.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:33 am**

You'll never be royal, royal, it's just not right for us, it's just a different kind of buzz.
Royal
I can be your ruler, ruler
you can call me Queen bee.

Great now the song is stuck in my head.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:34 am**

aBritishfox wrote:You'll never be royal, royal, it's just not right for us, it's just a different kind of buzz.
Royal
I can be your ruler, ruler
you can call me Queen bee.

Great now the song is stuck in my head.

Apparently, thinking of the British National Anthem will get rid of that song in your head.
Reported on BBC and, here, in the Herald-Sun

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:39 am**

Gotta love key word generating ad software....with all the mentions of bees, I get an ad for Buy one get one free Honey Nut Cheerios.

It's a honey of an O, it's Honey Nut Cheeri-DEATH. (A Quinn Martin Production)

Also 200th post! Woooowho! Pass the orange soda!

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:43 am**

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:Gotta love key word generating ad software....with all the mentions of bees, I get an ad for Buy one get one free Honey Nut Cheerios.

It's a honey of an O, it's Honey Nut Cheeri-DEATH. (A Quinn Martin Production)

Also 200th post! Woooowho! Pass the orange soda!

*Passes almost empty can.*

whut noa?

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:50 am**

Gbr23 wrote:
Dissension wrote:That bee is my new favorite character.

I think The Notstalgia Critic did a review to teh movie that started that meme. it's worth seeing.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:32 am**

WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:Gotta love key word generating ad software....with all the mentions of bees, I get an ad for Buy one get one free Honey Nut Cheerios. :)

It's a honey of an O, it's Honey Nut Cheeri-DEATH. (A Quinn Martin Production)

Also 200th post! Woooowho! Pass the orange soda!

Free . . . You know that "free" is a legal term that basically means that you don't have to do anything to get it. So in this case just take the honey nut cheerios and walk away from the store without buying the other one. When they call the police you have the law on your side and sue them for false accusations.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:35 am**

I just realized how tall Fido is...

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:08 am**

Gamewolf67 wrote:I just realized how tall Fido is...

Which may have been part of the purpose of that thick line in the last comic. Also kind of symbolising those 'police line-up photos.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:06 am**

They had to show Bailey's ring, of course :3

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:12 am**

Roarin wrote:Fido's accusations lead to death! What if he accuses himself?

And I just realized King and Fox isn't in this.

Karishad isn't in it, either. If he was, things would have gone far zanier, much sooner.

Dr. Edward 'Marvin' Armstrong wrote:(Taking a pulse) "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."

(Actually, it was Groucho Marx as Dr. Hackenbush in A Day at the Races.)

Our scrutiny turns to Miss Emily Brent,
A surly spinster whose back is unbent.
Who knew that the Killer Bees were about?
Now Miss Emily's dead, with her tongue hanging out...

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:24 am**

Anyone else notice how peanuts legs look like chicken wings?

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:44 am**

RatHead wrote:...and marv, why are you looking at your wrist, there's no watch there...

I thought he was "looking" at the inside of a bag... Unless they've all gone Star Trek TNG.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:39 am**

Absolutely love how Rick "solved" the "a bumblebee stung one and then there were five"

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:11 pm**

Rick why is that bee not tagged? I trust this inexcusable oversight will be corrected posthaste.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:14 pm**

That bee looks so happy.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:15 pm**

Gamewolf67 wrote:I just realized how buff Fido is... even more so than usual!

fix'd (I'm sorry)

Also, that bee is adorbable.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:52 pm**

Next on the rhyme: Something to do with politics, more specifically an embassy or a chancellory

Tarot?

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:49 pm**

Killing women wearing wedding rings? That's a sign of bad luck for the murderer!

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:06 pm**

What are you saying? Remember of your accusation, Bailey... The big bee (but not really) did it, fifth killed. At least your theory works, Fido, till now.

D-Rock wrote:Bailey Milton. Killed by bees.

Bailey Lindberg Milton, to be precise. She should keep her owner's surname also after the union with King.

Kitch wrote:They had to show Bailey's ring, of course :3

Yeah, finally it's showed. Nobody dares to steal it while she's feigning to be dead!

furlong90 wrote:Anyone else notice how peanuts legs look like chicken wings?

LOL, it should be his favorite pose when he's sitting.

There are older comics where he's sitting with the legs showed in that way.

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:44 pm**

Noooooooooo! Not Bailey! Anyone but Bailey!, Fate why must you be so cruel!

Posted: **Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:48 pm**

YourRoyalCorginess wrote:Noooooooooo! Not Bailey! Anyone but Bailey!, Fate why must you be so cruel!

Did Grape smack her with a frying pan for making her wash the dishes?

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 10:50 am**

What is that? WHAT IS THAT? No! NO! Not the bee! Not the BEEEEE! It's not in my eyes! AAAAH!

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:56 am**

Gamewolf67 wrote:What is that? WHAT IS THAT? No! NO! Not the bee! Not the BEEEEE! It's not in my eyes! AAAAH!

Sorry If im annoying you ... but I must put this

Posted: **Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:00 pm**

Well, I say Fido is an accessory! He called her out so she WOULD be killed!

Posted: **Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:33 am**

copper wrote:Well, I say Fido is an accessory! He called her out so she WOULD be killed!

Fido is the murderer's Checkov Gun!

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