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2013/04/17 - The Important Details
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Author:  Perfesser_Bear [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am ]
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Silly Zealot Wrote:
Perfesser_Bear Wrote:
Unless Pete messed with Joel/King's DNA, it may not be a problem. Is @Silly Zealot wincing yet?

I have been summoned from the depths of craziness, and answer your question:
This isn't the worst "person goes through a metamorphosis, can't change back, settles on new life, and has children" story I've come to face (the worst one I read still torments me). That, however, doesn't mean I'll not try to crash this wedding. Here's the plan:
1) I find, by mere chance, a portal that throws me into the housepets! universe.
2) At the day of the wedding, probably at the Milton Manor courtyard, I'll sneak into the estate and when the guards and wolves try to apprehend me, I'll start hugging and kissing them all over their heads. This should scare them off, am I right? I am right!
3) I reach the courtyard and wait until the part in which the squirrel nun says "if anyone knows any reason for these two to not be together..." etc. Then, I will scream "OBJECTION!" and then say: "I'm offensive and I find this human! Besides, you can't marry that lil' guy until you meet his parents. It's the law! Or something...."
4) After that, I'll start throwing fish heads at everyone, which I would have acquired previously on the market, or the Bigglesworths' house.
All this will ruin the party and delay any attempt at marriage for at least six weeks, giving me time to buy yet more fish heads! Great plan, huh? HUH?!
Brilliant, man. It's so crazy, it just might work. Rave on!

I'd also like to know what the title of that "Worst metamorphosis..." story was, if for no other reason than to avoid it.

Author:  Sinder [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:33 am ]
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DingoVolf Wrote:
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canon

Author:  bhPixelFire [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:41 am ]
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BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Poor King in the corner red as a tomato...

LOL! DADDYYY

Author:  jman552 [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:14 pm ]
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Oh God, I KNOW something bad is going to happen in this arc

PLEASE RICK DON'T MAKE PETE RUIN EVERYTHING

PLEASE

PLEASE
PLEAESEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLESAPLEASE!






:shock: :shock:





....Please?

Author:  Silly Zealot [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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Sinder Wrote:
DingoVolf Wrote:
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canon

AGREED!

Author:  Poncho the wolf [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:31 pm ]
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i hope the puppy is a boy

Author:  Argent [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:40 pm ]
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Poncho the wolf Wrote:
i hope the puppy is a boy
Puppies. Plural.

Author:  Silly Zealot [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:02 pm ]
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Render Wrote:
In my opinion the offspring should be named Cusky/Cuskies. As the father is a Corgi and the mother a Husky. Similar with the Liger (father lion, mother tiger) / Tigon (father tiger, mother lion).
Huggi would be great if King yould be the Husky and Bailey the Corgi.

Fanart idea!!!!

Author:  ntswm2 [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:03 pm ]
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Frank Wrote:
ntswm2 Wrote:
...as he sees it, their puppies would be therefore his as well (or his, split with Keene/the Milton Estate).
I believe the law on the matter (at least in the real world) is that the owner of the mother is the owner of the puppies and can do with them whatever he sees fit. This includes transferring ownership to the owner of the father, giving them away, seeling them, etc.

TheOne Wrote:
...it's apparent that HPU (Housepets! Universe) pets are bought and sold similarly to what happens in the RW. (real world)
Ditto. You might want to consider using RL (Real life). It's pretty standard.


Argent Wrote:
And, Rick smacks us in the face with the flounder of "you know, the Housepets! universe is kind of creepy" again. :mrgreen:


Right, I'm pretty sure Argent rather put rather more succinctly what I rather ineptly trying to get at.

bhPixelFire Wrote:
Poor King in the corner red as a tomato...


Would that be from embarrassment or anger? Both are kinda justified at the moment (see above discussion of how the Housepets! Universe is kinda creepy).

Author:  Xane [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:30 pm ]
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Argent Wrote:
And, Rick smacks us in the face with the flounder of "you know, the Housepets! universe is kind of creepy" again.

Yeah I try not to think about it too hard because it creeps me out a little too much. :?

In that one-off story Rick wrote about one area where cats were domesticated, the King Cat demanded that his people be given respect if they were to become rodent control for the humans. Treating their offspring like a commodity isn't very respectful...

Author:  Silly Zealot [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:31 pm ]
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Xane Wrote:
Argent Wrote:
And, Rick smacks us in the face with the flounder of "you know, the Housepets! universe is kind of creepy" again.

Yeah I try not to think about it too hard because it creeps me out a little too much. :?

In that one-off story Rick wrote about one area where cats were domesticated, the King Cat demanded that his people be given respect if they were to become rodent control for the humans. Treating their offspring like a commodity isn't very respectful...

I thought the same thing while I read that, but I was also thinking:
We are humans, man, you think just because someone asks nicely we are gonna respect their wishes throughout the generations forever and ever?

I love a dialog from the Simpsons, in which Bart and Homer are listening to the TV in the middle of the night in full volume.
Lisa: "turn down the volume, I'm trying to sleep!"
Homer: "Oh, Lisa, if we didn't turn it down when the police came, you think we would do it for YOU?"

Author:  bhPixelFire [ Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:45 am ]
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Both... but I was going for embarrassment... I CAN'T SPELL...WOOOO

Author:  Argent [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:24 am ]
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Swedish Vallhund. A Viking Wolf Corgi.

Image

[via Moon Moon's tumblr]

Author:  RainbowDragon [ Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:42 pm ]
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Well, sadly i am not so much of a Dog-type, I am more a cat-type. (if Grape and Max maybe some day ;) )

I think it is really funny that the pets are calling their owners Mum and dad o.o

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