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LunarFox

They're still in heaven, so it would appear, And King shares with Cerb his biggest fear, That with no restraint, he'd just for the good at the end, So it's a good thing that Cerb's just a doggo best friend. Every day is Christmas above and we hope That Cerb knows, like Bailey, it's how King can cope...

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Hark, the Tarot angels flee,
No escape cuz Steward can see
All the things right through the glass,
His fist comes in with a loud crash.

No one sees it, no one flinches,
Tarot flies by within inches.
There's a dog in here, says the new wolf, unawares
That everyone's spouting some hairs.

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Marion cries, oh I'm gonna pass out,
Which from Steward brings a shout
That he wants them to just go with the plan
As he opens the car up like a can.

Todd's ticked him off and they run,
Now comes time for the real fun;
As they flee and don't back,
Lois says, "I'll make you a snack."

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So it turns out Steward truly is a jerk Plus he also doesn't know how demons work- Given that it's clear he's never bothered to check How things, well, actually work in Heck. He's got them trapped up on that roof, But even the best plans aren't complaint-proof- They need water, they need relief, All...

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Even Tarot's mind is stuck, And so they're now screaming CARP! Lois knows that Kitsune can't see the car- Time to split up; Go run real far! Go run real fast and scatter quickly So as to break the spell of a mind that's sickly- And Tarot, to Todd's question, screams out 'NO' Oh he's paying attention...

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Hey, Todd, you know that Lois hates you,
And she's done with playing nice-
But in the back, you'll find a boo
Who'll give your life some spice!

They're trapped, overheated, roasting
In a car up where they're sticked-
And Marion wants his turn sooner
To get his eardrums toothpicked.

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The title of https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... -a-survey/ is a reference to an Animaniacs episode, Survey Ladies, and their refrain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwi96ZRtc_8

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Stuck in your room and bored? Well poo, They're locked in with nothing to do- And just like the color of Craig's eyes, Egyptian gold may be the final prize. Ya know, you don't have to be uptight When your hunches end up wrong, not right- But let's hope that things don't go kaboom- Like the last time...

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Craig cries and whines, "Geez, dad, you're tough," But GK sends a reminder that just one good deed isn't enough GK listens and almost gives him a chance- But then C loses it asking for supplicants. So if they don't have their memories, who does? And why should they sleep in the middle of t...

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...that neither or you can be trusted, Craig... -- Turn them back, yeah, not a chance, The world's already in a perilous dance That of which neither seem to be aware- So change them back? He wouldn't dare. They need to have learned something first- And wouldn't you know that it's the worst- You'd th...

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Learning to be mortal's not like going to lunch, Tho it looks like GK's gonna get served a punch- Kix, aren't you taking it a little overboard? The rules of religion can't just be ignored. Craig and Draig look like they're about to cry- And in the latter's plea, we get to see why- They don't want to...

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Is it unusual to be your friends' dad- For GK, no, and Kix can't be mad As she's too confuzzled to comprehend How he could do that to an old friend. Outside, it's just as lacking in peace As Negabreel hunts down his missing piece And really, it'd be real knife If he'd let Breel and Keene not lose th...

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Kix has one thought about abstract wisdom- Knowledge, when you don't use it? Real dumb- The look on her face says that for her, death is real And maybe for once her mate should just deal. Mortals are born knowing not a whit- Which gives the youngers an edge- a bit Of advice for you, if you choose- I...

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While GK can't use all his powers, At least Kix still seems to have her glowers, And ya know, she's got a point that's very true- She's mortal, he's not, wow, boo-hoo. So she knocks him down a peg, His argument's missing another leg, Being mortal's short and sweet, but man- GK, learn to adapt, live ...

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Hey, Kitsune, get up and help- Don't wait around for someone to yelp- Especially when someone gets chased right through your room- Come on, didn't you hear the kick and front door boom? K and B are feeling the smartin' As they flee from a d(a)emonic pine marten, Kix, can you really not hear? Kitsune...

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The fox is once again squirrely,
As even avoid him the otherworl'y,
Keene and Breel seem scared, Kari madder
That Grimace is about; why a ladder?

The pair go off for a golden fox
And N-B thinks K's off his rocks
But will that be all-
Glad the mustelids survived the fall.

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Hey look Breel, a curtain to grab-
And an open window, shadow ready to stab-
The other folks need you, don't fall-
That'd be one way to drop the ball...

That dagger looks sharp and rough,
And so it's really really tough
For Breel not to shout and leap back-
And the curtain's given full slack.

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Lois, don't be a hater,
HP's done gone meta,
So which wall's broken now-
Time to escape, but how?

Sometimes, Marion, what it takes
Is going and jacking up the stakes-
How much of Garfield's unfunny- Most-
Now hurry up before you roast...!

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Is it a trap? It sure seems so
As Demon Steward starts to go
A-zapping people, making them furry,
But c'mon man, now what's the hurry?

We have two wolves and a lion
Creatures aplenty, an aardvark,
A pomeranian in a car up high an'
A badger who does things on a lark.

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It's someone's first day? First day of what?
Bailey's already sniffed Fox's butt,
And King now gags while he eats,
Those pictures, they aren't treats.

Fox on the bed with rose in teeth,
Just waiting for a smooch,
But instead he gets a brush
From Mungo, his fav'rite pooch.

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It was an innocent misunderstanding!
At least, so you would think...
Cory didn't mean a thing,
But he's made the whole place really stink!

Well, the smell'll Bug everyone,
For nobody here, it's fun,
Now to clean it all up, it's musky
And Fox is one very unhappy husky..

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The doorbell rings, and Grape goes out And when she does, Max wants to shout Because she's got with her a very small cat, And Max is wondering, um, who is that? "Are you a mom, am I a dad? Oh if I am this would be bad..." "Calm down, hon, don't have a fit... My parents let me kittensi...

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Hey, I thought it was an OG Rick strip at first... so props to Federick and Sunnypup! -- On the couch, Tarot gets one big kiss, Max, coming in, feels something's amiss, Grape asks Peanut for her turn, And Max feels his cheeks start to burn... 'Again, guys? What about me?" he gripes, And Peanut ...

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Plan one, start the day with a run, Plan two, spend the rest just having fun, Plan three, read a book and sip a mug, Plan four, apparently Mungo's chest is now a rug. The tale of Toyota the Yaris, book XXVII, If the seal's still on, you didn't even try, Book the next, Toyota's dead, And both pups sn...

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In this scene, Keene starts to blush
As he realizes folks'll see his tush-
And is it really such a reach
To remove the collar? Enjoy the beach!

But seeing as the place is nude,
Breel, do you think it was rude
To not tell your boo 'no clothes,'
But not to worry, his face is rose...

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Send in the SWAT team *grin*
Now look at the frown on Ralph's chin-
The beehive's fallen down,
And Kari's quite the clown...

What'll it be next, clocks?
You never know with the trickster fox...
And Ralph growls, annoyed,
Seeing the fox's got him toyed.

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If there's one thing that King should shed, It's his persistent sense of fear and dread, But hopefully it's not one of his fears To have his wife call him 'dish ears.' What's on the inside's what counts the most Even though King's unsure, And Bailey really likes to boast- For being short? There is n...

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Need to overthink something? Just bring a dog along- King, But hey, Fox, you know, he's right, Most people can't stand the spotlight... The villain isn't just going to come at a call, And they won't just magically topple and fall, But King, you can't always be a pessimist, Else there's so much you'l...

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Today doesn't look like it's King's day,
He's quite literally getting carried away
By the pack of brawny wolf pups,
How'd he get all tied up?

Olive must think that it's all a game
As she carries with her one large flame,
And Miles pretends to not see a thing-
No idea what the group'll bring.

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Hawking? Not what King expected from Sasha, But the book came from Daisy? Huh- They're different than they would seem at first glance- They seem like fools, but cast those thoughts askance. So what was the book- the cover seems to look Like one by a certain Stephen Hawking I wonder how long that too...

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If it's not gonna be fun, why spend all day
Grinding on games that you hate to play?
It makes no sense, Spo, have common sense
Even if you're trying to grow an audience...

Nice third wall break, Fido,
You're not supposed to let him know
That none of this is real,
But trust me, I won't squeal.

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It's a fakeout, not Peanut,
In a strip that echoes the first-
Instead, it's Kari, what?
Now it's gone from bad to worst-

A dog's bark is rough to hear,
But a fox's yip is tough on the ear,
Didn't realize Kari could ever frown-
He's always seemed so much a clown.

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While they run, Nat and Miles-
But mostly Nat- update some files
Of mobile Pokemon Go-
And it doesn't look to have made them slow.

Marion and Lois? Jess and Zach?
They're lagging, left way in back.
Gotta take the luck you can get-
But Jess? Well, she might have a fit.

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The movie's starting on LaserDisc,
They're all taking lots of risk
All reaching for a crazy
Goal. Will they reach it? Maybe.

Science, evil, blur the lines
Try to avoid getting snared in the tines
Of a dino's maw,
So yeah, just don't break the law.

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Peanut's got a magic touch,
As he splits reality in two-
Must be five seconds was too much
For that part of the crew-

Tarot's gone to make some tea
O'er by the kitchen sink-
And when she looks back, a vortex to see
What can she even think?

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This dude leterally did a perfect job recreating Rick's art style. I legit couldn't tell it was a fan comic. Me neither at first... -- The Cyborg in the Doghouse of Solitude? Well, at least he's brought his snark and 'tude, Can it be? Is it really him? Is the Cyborg what became of Jim-Jim? And then...

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That dog has five fingers, would you just look at that- That dog climbs trees and thinks he's a cat- That one chases mice with big hammers, and then- You've got one Rock Milton, who just needs a fren. Another guest strip by Tinner, who Surely deserves to be part of the crew! Hey, what breed are they...

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Hey Max, if that tea contains catnip,
Isn't it bad if Peanut gets a sip?
After all, it might keep him up all night,
But at least he'll be cheery and bright...

This was supposed to be special,
And now it's quite not,
So now we find Grape
Chewing spoons without a thought.

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King thinks all the world's a dangerous trap,
That's why the pups are dressed in clear cling wrap,
You're taking a bit too far over the top,
But Olive please, the snark's gotta stop...

Bailey's got a point-
They're just going down the block,
It shouldn't hurt!
It's just a short walk.

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The thought of talking to a ghost
And not Peanut scares Grape the most,
Cause after all, that puppet roo
Has a grin that just screams 'boo!'

Grape, you're talking to thin air-
Seems to me there's no one there-
Peanut's headed to the door,
It's not haunted? Are you sure?

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