Housepets!

See, this is why people don't normally give bazookas to ferrets....

Naro Rivers wrote:

jonas wrote:Now I'm wondering how Breel eats and breathes, and other sci –

— ence facts!

"Just repeat to yourself 'It's just a show I should really just relax'."

That explains last night's dinner.

A guy on "Outrageous Acts of Science" ate a piece of hardtack that had been put up in the US Civil War with no ill effects.

2011 is nothing.

"It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue."

[ 2017/08/18 - Dark Dreams Awakened! Spot Vs. The Cyborg! ] Title Text: it's not canon!! Come on! It can be the start of an awesome gritty reboot! "Awesome gritty reboot" is Hollywoodspeak for "We haven't got a new idea between us so we'll take someone else's hard work and run with i...

Stupid microtransactions. I knew there was a reason this was a free-to-adventure temple.

CyberDragon wrote:Poor Grape.

Peanut really tests her patience sometimes, doesn't he?

Peanut forces Grape's patience to compose complete doctoral theses with concordances, given only a 3 week deadline.

Peanut: "That's a little reductive, it...."

"Reductive" Peanut? That's certainly not an everyday word. Methink Peanut is a smidgen more enlightened than he lets on in the everyday.

Keene is yet to learn the difference between "What's good for him" and "To his good." He's fallen into the mindset that many people have: "If only I can get this one *thing* then I will be happy." If Breel could teach him anything it should be that happiness is internal...

BREEEEEELLL.... Now this is going to be interesting. While in Heaven, Keene and Breel were on hand-holding, flirty side-glance basis; but, as far as Keene was concerned, nobody up there knew him. Now that he is back on Earth, surrounded by people who not only know him but with whom he has a reputati...

Excuse me, is this the Nutbush city limits?

So, *I* have to be the one to say it. Fine, I see how it is....



Poor Peanut has gone FOUR...oh, FOUR....



*is hit by a thrown orphan script*

HundKatzeMaus wrote:Is it bad that I kinda hope this will become a running gag?

I suspect there were several people running and gagging....

Welcome to Marriage, King. We hope you enjoy your stay.

At least I hear this is how marriage works. *sigh*

Tablet to the Head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97iqWyXobUU

So, if it is a dream he wakes up. If he was in a coma, not really dead, he gets to go back to earth. He gains a newfound knowledge of his responsibilities and his limitations.

But he has to leave Bree behind?

I didn't expect Peanut would be THAT sadistic :P haha, all these crimes! never thought these 'Housepets' would be so felonious :lol: All this makes me want to buy the book :mrgreen: I feel perversely compelled to make the observation that given this group they would be most like found to be "f...