Housepets!

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Loner's banned because cats. And also because I can't read a picture.

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You Get Parallel Earth, Resources Negligible.

Insert Bob-Omb.

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Flint: After taking the decks, all but one card from each deck disappears. You've got three now. SwC: [1] Acorn Caps. They're pretty fragile, and the shape leaves some to be desired in speed. ShC: [4] Airy Armor. It's pretty decent. +1 to dodge rolls. BC: [2] Gust. A simple puff of air. Exranio: Loa...

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You got a tomato bunny! ...?

Insert C4 and other explosives.

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(Well, might as well make this work, at this point.) ~~~ Suddenly, with a deafening "bang", the walls vanish, and you see other rooms that seem to have been similar to the room you wre in before it exploded into a bigger room. And all to fill in a hole. That you guys made. ~~~ Brent: You'v...

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Lonedog's banned because whats a ninji.

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Loner's banned 'cause ninja's are everywhere. Not everywhen, though. Eh.

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Yehoshua is banned because it's the opposite of convenient. It's... provenient.

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Exranio: [5] You did it, but in the end, a walking doll can't do much. [3] Defective Moogle Bomb. It'll probably explode before it's thrown, or not go off at all. [3] Broken Moogle Helmet. Not much bonus to wearing half a helm, sorry to say. +0.5 to dodge rolls. [1] Anole's Scale. +0.5 to dodge roll...

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Brent: Your Swords Card (SwC) is... [6] Fake Drakatana. It may look incredibly awesome and lethal, but it's a toy. Your Shields Card (ShC) is... [1] Tattered Cloak. It's not very protective, plus it gives a -2 to dodge rolls. Your Books Card (BC) is... [2] Dragon's Heart. It offers a very weak heali...

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Literature.

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(You expected constant updates on weekdays? "TOO BAD IT'S ME SCHOOL") ~~~ Brent: [FREE] What an odd group. Lyze: [5] It steals $1.00 from everyone, JEEEERK. Aqua: [FREE] It's whirring, at least. Rufasa: [Not Applicable] Must've been your, ah, imagination. Reima: [FREE] It's round. But the ...

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Brent: [FREE] Accepted! Elevator, please! Rufasa: [FREE] Accepted! Elevator, now! Esko: [4] You are able to see that there is nothing there, no interface or panels. Yehoshua: [UNPOSSIBLE] What button? You see no button. Aqua: [5] Wait, there's writing! "This is an automatic elevator" Rufas...

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Archy: [FREE] You get in. Esko: [FREE] You walk over to the elevator and enter. Lyze: [3] The computer is reluctant, but eventually the words "Partcipant Protector Unit" appear on the screen you're using. Form accepted. Get in an elevator. Aqua: [FREE] You enter. ~~~ STATUS Spheniscine $5....

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Spheniscine: [UNPOSSIBLE] Errors: Invalid Description, In order to proceed, please accept the legal agreement. Yehoshua: [UNPOSSIBLE] While we've done nothing to the keyboard in front of you, we are sorry to say that submitted forms are inaccessable, except for name changes. Esko: Form accepted! Ple...

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Reima: [2] After missing the floor and landing in your chair, text appears on the screen. Hey, it's alright. I mean, it's not like you won't have friends to help you, right? In this room, there's three other people that have a 95% chance harboring no ill will towards you. Even if you get hurt, they'...

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The tenth tent is ten decades old.

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Numero Ocho, ochopus!

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Cuatro, I think?

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Esko: [FREE] As you submit the form, a question forms in your mind. You ask the program why it wants the information, and how you attained your currency. The world I am about to show you may indeed be grand,but it is far from safe. You are being asked these questin in order to prepare you for the da...

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Spheniscin: [4] As you peer into the coding, the text editor closes. For shame, Spheniscine. You should know better than to bite the hand that gives you a present. However, just so this doesn't happen again, I will extend some, as you say, "slack". Character limit raised to "15" ...

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Welcome, one and all, to the very (technically*) first Housepets! Forum Roll to Dodge (hencforth HPRTD) game! The rules are simple ; "each player submits an action, and the GM rolls a six-sided die to determine the result of each player's efforts. There are six levels of success, depending on t...

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You get an arm-shaped lamp.

Insert picture of a velociraptor egg.

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Red's banned for NOT! KNOWING! TROPES!

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Alphonse is banned because LIFE! MAKES! THE RULES! OF LIFE! AND ALSO! MILTON BRADLEY

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Alphonse is banned for posting a dumb rule.

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I am not a nice person. I can be a cruel madman. Becomes: I am a man, he was worried and hate. A river of dreams, the whales of the night, Lead the way to peace, a restful sight. becomes: Pope for peace in the middle of our goals. But alas, the Sharks of Fear appear, Inflicting the Whales with a pai...

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Alphonse is banned for practicing the heathen art of alchemy.

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No.

Have you ever played MORTAL PEEP FIGHT!?

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A mattress made from a lamp's ashes.

Supermatic
Hydromatic
Ultramatic

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Granted, they're all bad memores, and they force ou the good ones.

I wish Solatorobo wuld get a US release.

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Granted, you go bankrupt and move into the basement of said place.

I wish I hadn't forgotten this.

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Dehydrated.

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Old games, Super Mario World is "old".

Megaman or Pokemon?

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5. It is a shiny number, a nice and simple umber, a number that we can easily multiply.

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Attempt to use a Megaelixir...

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It is, I thought?

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Was I talking about your preferences?

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Because it is onion?

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