Housepets!

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You know, reading that summary makes me think like a rules lawyer, and that reminds me of this scene in "But I'm a Cat Person". The Beings have to fight once they enter the arena, but these two masters have figured out a loophole. I could just see King and Tarot sitting down and arm-wrestl...

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Not so, it was second-hand!

TUBM sings in the shower.

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Speaking of radioactive bananas, Banana Equivalent Dose is a real thing.

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Now I know where my towel is!

I drop a cricket bat.

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GeckoZY wrote:
Gbr23 wrote:I wonder, what would happen if we put Delusional Steve and Karishad together in the same room ?
That would create a wormhole of pure awe and chaos.

Hence the footnote on my previous comment:

Argent wrote:**These two must never meet.

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Hangs the CD on a Christmas tree.

Drops a cassette tape and a pencil.

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Suddenly, a squeaky chittering yell comes out of the pine trees above Moonbeam and Doc, and a sound of breaking wood, and a ball of reddish fur flies by a couple of meters over them, swings back, and pivots back and forth like a pendulum in ever-decreasing arcs until it resolves itself into a pine m...

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True, and the right hand seat in the cockpit.

TUBM really likes owls.

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Radio Blue Heart wrote:At least I can say I'm glad he's out of the pound.

Cerberusx wrote:Yeah and he has a bedroom too.

I think he's still in the shelter. That looks like the same kind of bunk as the first time he showed up, it's just got a blanket hanging over it.

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They didn't have texting last time I was in class.

WWTLTY saw an actual telephone dial.

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Yes. Ah, parenthood.

HYE had kids?

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I perform an exorcism.

I drop a bell.

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IceKitsune wrote:"Lets pretend life is actually like Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends and take a religious meditation technique and abuse it."

Wait what!?

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I used to joke that I had species dysphoria, but now there's a Wikipedia page on it and everything...

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RA seems to be a good fit. INCOMING WEASEL!

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Kitch wrote:
Raska wrote:We have forums? How did I not notice this before?
Looks like you forgot, since you joined last year.

I guess a funny thing happened on the way to the forum...

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Cinnamon catches himself and scrambles down your leg, quick as a weasel. "Hey! I'm not even in the RP yet! Don't start throwing me around already!"

I drop a hint.

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Shade C. Llewellyn wrote:cockadoodledooooo the cow says moooooo! XD

That is not my cow, it goes 'Millennium hand and shrimp'. It is Foul Old Ron! Who would get along so well with Steve. They'd have so many wonderful conversations with themselves.

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There very well could be a Wild animal rescue, domestication and training, relocation center nearby. the very ones who came after, and took away the cougar!! So Cinnamon was stalking the retrieval team. Because weasel. Let me know when I should drop in. Edit: OK, caught up. I wasn't envisioning Cin...

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I like it this way, it's easier to tell what strip goes with each comment.

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Esper suggested I poke my muzzle in here.

Cinnamon (Sixtoes)

Would a town like RA have a wild animal rescue operation, or would Cinnamon be visiting?

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Well, Hotep wants me to poke my muzzle in here, looks like the story's been stuck in the snow (literally) for the past couple months.

Cinnamon (Sixtoes)

Edit: the weasel scampers off to another RP.

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"The messenger"? Isn't that the name given to the Grim Reaper? Where did the original reaper go, on vacation? Isn't anyone in the least bit worried about this? Totally. Argent, my friend, you've been quoted (or perhaps referenced) by the great Rick himself! In order to quote Carl Sagan, y...

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Sleet wrote:Gawd you guys. Chuck Berry!

It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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I paint the stapler red and give it to Milton.

I drop a golden apple inscribed "τῇ καλλίστῃ".

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heheeh good to see hes still crazy :P Crazy like a fox*. I'm thinking he's but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly he knows a hawk from a handsaw. Unless the shelter has beds now I believe Steve finally got adopted! Yay, Delusional Steve! "That's totally what I will do when my own...

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Your assigned secret stalker partner is... yourself!

Help, there's a hippopotamus in my spaghetti and meat-balls and he won't share!

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I dropped my tablet directly on the USB port while the cable was plugged in and cracked it right off the motherboard. It also seems to have partially cracked the connectors for the charging port (I'm lucky it has a separate charging port) so it only charges if I balance it *just right*. Hope it hold...

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Smells like weasel, phenolic resin, library paste, superglue, machine oil, wd-40, axle-grease, sump oil, dump oil, castor oil, butyl mercaptan, worcestershire sauce, hand sanitizer, acetone, wasabi, rice vinegar, salmon, imitation leather, red dye #4, burnt toast, charcoal, kerosine, otters, and oil...

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Character name: Cinnamon (Sixtoes) Main character Species: Pine marten Age: 6/21 Neighborhood: anyone have suggestions? Human-socialized male pine marten, wild rescue, lost both little toes and half the ring finger on his left forepaw in the same accident that led to him being taken in by humans as ...

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Dissension wrote:Nobody's under an obligation to read the comic...

You are mistaken. You are obliged to have fun, it's a happy, unrelenting duty, a dark joy, a hideous rapture, but you must not shirk. Lovebot is watching you.

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@Argent: The canonical form for your character sounds really interesting! I'd be interested to know what video-game that came from. But hey, ferrets are awesome, can't go past that! ;) It's not one of this planet's video games, the back-story was from Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep a few hundred year...

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PhoenixAsper wrote:This was one of the first things I saw today. I seriously hope this is as dark as Housepets EVER gets.

I thought this was pretty dark, albeit hidden under a veneer of black humor.

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lifebydeth wrote: Anyone else imagining types of unspeakable horrors as punishment to the people who threw him off the bridge? Like say having an army of pigeons following them for the rest of their lives.

The classic punishment is to spend their next life as an abused dog.

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bhPixelFire wrote:OOOOH I would imagine Peanut having so much fun. Then Grape freaking out clinging to it for dear life.

I think you do the lass a disservice, she may not have Peanut's oblivious carelessness, but she's got a spine of spring steel.

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Okay, having finished Dorian Gray, I can put forth my total opinion, which is that it's a good idea that was poorly written. There are quite a few intriguing ideas and characters at the heart of it, but they're so hard to see against the distracting glare of how badly paced and weirdly structured t...

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"It's just a show" They obviously don't take this nearly seriously enough, if they don't appreciate Fridge Horror . Yeh, Rick, I know it used to be common, historically (and allegedly still happens in China), it just seems particularly awful when it's happening in a rich, free civilizatio...

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Is it too late to say hi? I've been here a while, but mostly quiet because I preferred the threaded discussions in the comments... but I guess I'll be poking my muzzle in more often now. Argent is a bootleg copy of a character from a post-singularity video game. His canonical form (as of about 1994)...

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I feed the pancake to the birds in the park.

I drop a statue of Clu from Tron.

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I think that's a job for the MST3K Mantra. :3 EXPN? I just imagine Rick decided to transfer over humans' attitudes toward real animals directly to the HP! world. Both the positive ones and the negative ones. Since this is something real people sometimes do to real puppies, it logically follows that...

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