Housepets!

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Yeah I know people with some crazy hair too. There's this one kid in the halls I always saw last year with some form of an afro, only it was like pushed backwards and the top smoothed out so it looked like a ramp going off his head. It was really distracting. But that's the weirdest I've seen in per...

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Ha while everyone was sitting around in band today my friend took out her phone and took a sneak picture of me thinking. I was singing a song inside my head (The Joker, by Steve Miller Band) and suddenly there's this flash. Anyways I asked her to email it to me, since it was one of the only photo's ...

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Recently I've started my playing of Disgaea on my PSP again, but back before I had all my good games lent out to friends, I used to play a lot of games on my Xbox. The ones I played a lot were Bioshock, GTA 4, RE 5, and Fallout 3. I played a bunch of other games but those are the ones I enjoyed play...

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Nah it's just a group of people that are good enough friends to be considered "Toasty". I refer to groups of people I enjoy the company of as "Toasty" so there are Those Toasty Guys, Those Toasty Girls, Those Toasty Forumites, etc. Sometimes people count in multiple groups, but T...

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Only reason I go there recently is to look at things my friend makes and he wants me to see. Still upload stuff rarely, but just stuff I don't really put a lot of effort into. http://jesteroftoast.deviantart.com/ I'm not pleased with all of the deviations on there (especially the ones made before I ...

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YAY! i love cake...but everytime I get some I learn its a lie. It's a sad world now that a delicious dessert is now known as a lie when it is eaten. I dream of a world where the cake is NOT a lie. Where we can all eat cake freely, without having people tell us we are eating lies. Where cakes of all...

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Well, I was originally going to wait till a few days before my birthday to say, but now I might as well put it on that list. October 22nd, THERE. Wish I had a cool birthday date... Like if I was born on a leap day, that way I'd have four times the lifespan of the normal human... Or something along t...

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As the two dogs in front of him begin to argue, Jester quietly slips away and starts his way to the sidewalk. Do not want to get involved in this one. he thinks, fiddling with his little toast, Don't want to see what this Venison character is like when he's angry, already got freaked out when he sta...

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Jester walks to the end of the block and looks around, seeing the Theater off down the road and Venison's supposed house in the other direction. Okay that's one route to remember. He starts towards the house and notices Venison and Pavelle standing in the doorway. He gives a small wave to the two of...

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Jester scratches behind his ear and says, "Ah, an address. That's a problem. I don't even know any streets beside the main one. Well, from what I remember, if you head south on the main street, then turn right and just keep going. It should be the last house before the river. Across the street ...

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"Yeah sounds like Venison, I'm not fully sure on his fur color, cause when I last saw him he was covered in mud, but he's the only pet I've seen that wears cargos. I met him yesterday. You need to find him or something?" Jester says, adjusting his collar. More importantly, does he live in...

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"Uh, it's not Jackster, it's Jester..." Jester says, slightly disappointed. He looks at the gray dog, recalling the story in the newspaper, then says, "Oh yeah I read about that in the paper. But hey, they'll have a harder time coming after you when you're with other pets right? Ther...

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Jester drags one paw along the side of the building next to him and taps his other on his leg to the song currently playing in his left ear. He stops moving and blinks a bit, trying to remember where exactly he is, then continues walking. He looks across the street, trying recalling how many buildin...

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Yeah Sims 3 took up a lot of my free time when I first got it. I put so much time into making my families awesome, and even more time raising skills so they could cook Ambrosia (finding the right seeds was a pain in the butt), rock hard, or just be the coolest sims in town. My families are usually f...

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"Last night I dreamed I was driving along a long straight rode in a sweet car. I had that girl from school I told you about in the seat next to me, you were in the backseat, and we were heading to the beach." Matthew says, leaning against the railing on the edge of the roof. Jester grabs t...

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Ebly wrote:
WHAT

Sorry wrote at near midnight after getting 6 hours of sleep the night before. Hard to think clearly that late.

Fix'd oh mighty Overlord!

Don't throw the shoe! Please no!

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Well shoot, I said I'd recommend music based on how it sounds, but that's out of any league I listen to normally. I like it, but the closest I can actually think of off-hand is Paul Brill or something. Sorry man U> Don't worry still got my other bands to listen to. Recently I've been exploring more...

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Hi welcome to the forums. I'm Toasty and I'm kind of new here myself so you'll have to wait for one of these higher up, more well knowns to give you a more impacting, and meaningful welcome. You sound a lot like a friend of mine, he loves making music too and despises country (I'm not really interes...

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The two say goodbye to Octavian as he walks outside, and Matthew says, "What are you gonna do now?". Jester finishes up his hot dog, and says, "Eh, I'm gonna go watch some movies. Don't worry, I won't stay up there for 8 days, now I have an actual reason to go outside." Matthew n...

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"Hi Matthew, And The wall?... any way... i think there was a park across from my house, also i think there was a River close by" he stopped to think a moment "do you happen to have any thing for these cuts and bruise's?" Matthew walks off saying, "I'll get some band-aids. It...

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"about half an hour maybe... i lost track of time.. any way i was really just trying to figure out how the heck to get home" he stopped and looked around "although I'll keep that free movie thing in mind..." "Oh your lost? Well, uh where do you live? Can't be too far can it?...

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Jester continued to stare at the TV, until he hears the doors open and close. He turned his head to see that fox from earlier, Octavian, walking in. "Oh hey Octavian. Long time no see I guess. You come here to see a movie? I can get you in free if you want. It's not like people don't sneak in w...

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As Sara drags the new dog towards his doom, Jester starts to say something, but then he feels the mud still on his fur. "I guess I'm gonna go to my house and wash up. Maybe get some grub while I'm at it. I guess I'll see you around, if you ever want to get in to see a movie, tell the people wor...

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One second, Jester is trying to decipher what Venison is saying, then he's getting pushed out the door. He manages to say "It's Jester." before it closes behind him. "What just happened?" He says, and then he sees Sara. Oh, so close to freedom... he thinks, until she speaks about...

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Ah, touchÃ© Ebly! TouchÃ©!

I see your point. Lemme fix that up here:

"While conversing with Ebly..."

And now to listen to some Safety Dance.

SSSS AAAA FFFF EEEE TTTT YYYY

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Alright after a discussion with Ebly, I've been convinced to post links to some DeVotchKa songs How It Ends: A great piece IMO that I love to picture to the ends of any sad story I make up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYX6L3HDT2o The Enemy Guns: An awesome piece with a sweet whistle to it that br...

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Jester takes a few small steps away from Venison and his ramblings, in case he should suddenly lose control of his extremities and begin flailing them wildly. He shudders at what this Sara woman said about pets enjoying bathing with each other. Whoever told her that had obviously never met any dog l...

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Jester tries to comprehend what just happened. One second he was standing behind this Venison character, then he remembers a tugging sensation, falling, and being dragged across the floor. He looks around the room, which was clearly a bathroom, then looks down at himself. Upon sight of the mud he le...

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Since school ended I've made it customary to spend the last two hours of my nights (10 PM-Midnight) watching movies on my TV, listening to music, and checking forums to help me tire my eyes out to make getting to sleep easier. It normally doesn't involve as much posting until I discovered this comic...

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It's okay I decided on macaroni and cheese instead. Macaroni and cheese ON TOAST actually i think i'll try that U: well done ebly. I think I would like that actually, yes. Please feel free to send them using the super-secret untraceable method I taught you the other saturday. Well done indeed. When...

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As soon as you mentioned it, I realised that I do in fact have Canadian blood in me. ...So who has the Heinz? Oh dear god. ToastyJester sets up a Toast clone whose soul purpose was to be eaten. Here! Take this one! He can't feel! The scientists said I was insane to fund the research, but in situati...

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I was in the middle of watching a movie when I felt a tingly feeling on my arm. Then a familiar pain showed up that I'd only experience before when I was told I was being eaten. I knew something was wrong, so I checked all forums I've ever been on as well as asked any of my friends if they were imag...

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"What are you doing? The crowd has already left." someone said tapping him on the shoulder. Instinctively he jumped and froze up. His usual reaction to any contact with another animal, besides the usual handshakes and greetings. After a few seconds he turns around saying, "Yeah I know...

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Ebly wrote: We will have to replace that kidney sometime.

...and as far as the cookie goes, yes . 3.
/cookiegift

Thank god I was starving myself all day to save room for the cookie. Now to show it off to family and friends then eat it right in front of them. That'll show em.

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As Jester stops in front of the house the vet vehicle pulls out and drives away. His eye twitches as his chance to learn what's happening through an outside source drives off around the corner. He turns back to the house and says, "I need to work on my timing. It needs a slight tweaking." ...

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Jester snaps out of his thinking and grabs the watch before it could fall. He puts it back in it's assigned pocket and looks at Octavian who's staring into space. Well he doesn't seem to need any help from what I've seen, might as well head back to town, see if anything's happening. Jester repeats O...

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Woah sweet, now I can get an easier picture of my character's visibility of other characters and such. Huge thanks Buckdida, for this you get... +2 Awesome Points. Now whenever someone disagrees with you on anything you can say, "Oh yeah? Well I've got 2 Awesome Points? How many do YOU got?&quo...

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By the way, that's a real Chinese town and is a pivotal strategic point in the plan. So remember it very well. I feel that such knowledge of the town is not important enough to be confidential, but do keep it in mind. And, um, I have to admit I lost the turtle while visiting the Democratic Republic...

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Oh, com'on, is that the best one you remember? What about the time all three of us snuck onto a nuclear submarine using only a 2 Gig flash drive, a banana, and a ruler? I want in on these plans. You will tell me these plans. Right? Ha! Yes that was one wacky adventure! Remember that guy who was all...

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I have no idea what a Californian accent would be either... we must find out though. Noooooo how could you forget Toasty! Remember when we got pulled over by the cops 34 years ago and we had to sneak away using a lantern, a rubber band and a loaf of white bread? How could anyone forget a night that ...

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