Click this link to talk about how adorable little squirrels are or I’ll hurt you to death. :3
Click this link to talk about badgers; ex-humans; ferrets; squirrels; feeling yourself being wrapped up in the soft floof of a squirrel’s tail and wait I already did this joke just go talk about the comic (or else)
Click this link if you wanna be tackled by a squirrel and feel its soft, floofy tail wrap around you, slowly constricting – wait, what?
Click this link if you, too, can 100% be summoned from anywhere in the multiverse by a friend bearing cookies.
Click here to hop aboard, but I swear, if you mess up the balance and make us crash, I will hurt you to death.