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More tummy to rub!
And this is the Author’s revenge for the earlier year’s NAMEHERE looks buff…
Yep, He’s debuffing your housepets
On the other hand King’s in the buff, moreso than usual.
this is the first arc where we see ralph’s eyes
i did not expect the red eyes but love it
No… no, it’s not. We’ve always known Kevin had red eyes – even in his first appearance, they’re visible.
well it’s the first arc that i see his eyes
yeah that’s right eat more doughnuts chubby
Poor ol Kevin!
Diet doughnuts, it’s just not right.
Horrible just horrible! Kevin shouldn’t be treated that way ;_; Why do bad foods always taste the best? >.>
Sugar and fat, it’s so right it’s wrong. :’(
You know she’s telling him he is too skinny and he needs to eat more right?
That doesn’t seem right for his body type though. If he were anorexic then yes I can understand being below 3% is bad, but he is ripped… 3% body fat doesn’t seem like a good number when you are BURNING fat to GAIN muscle.
Why would he need MORE body fat if he is buff? That doesn’t make sense that being buff and no body fat is bad.
Anybody explain that one to me?
In the top 5!! Also, just got caught up and why doesn’t anyone first any more. on the subject of the comic, I really like this arc and I can not wait to see where this leads. (Seems a bit unconventional to me.)
Because not saying “1st” is pretty much the #1 rule here?
Ah. Well, it’s only a matter of before my comment gets removed.
I second this for the third time.
One time I saw the comment number was up to 99 when I was about to post a comment. I ALMOST added “100th Post Woohoo!” to the end of the contribution, but thankfully didn’t.
Maybe book 4 will be “HOUSEPETS! – Everybody’s Talkin’ About Them!” with Rick drawing a cover of all of our avitars vying for Post #1 position.
if that’s the case, what would he do with all the different King avatars? Not to mention all the different Peanut avs (those are the two I see most often) You and Argent are pretty lucky in having uncommon ones
also, why do we vy (vie?) for post #1? Rick always beats us anyways with his Post #0
He could draw them duplicating the heads and drawing lower bodies to them “Mad Mad Mad Mad World style, almost as if they are mascot costume heads.
That would definitely be creepifying.
Rick would make it cute
I do feel sad foe Kevin… (Why was this arc so short?)
Don’t you mean “four”– I mean, “for”? XD
It’s short because he’s doing vignettes.
maybe its not over just yet…
*for* I was in a rush.
Wow such a terrible diet
If he’s going to be a police officer he better get used to donuts!
Everybody will want him for a partner on stake outs — “You gonna eat that donut?” “No” “Whoohoo!”
Awwww i know how you feel Kevin
I thought he was 70% muscle, 10% misc, and 30%tackles.
Kevin is at least 90% muscle, 20% misc, and 75% tackles.
Your argument, which was obviously supported with clear, concise mathematical proof, must be absolutely true.
momma always said give at leate 120%
You only have 110%. You owe us 10%!!!!!
Momma was a wimp!
Seeing Kevin crying….Just priceless!
“BROOM TO THE FACE!!!!” dont say such things about the toughest dog around.
Owies!!!But…now we know he has a softer side!
and it comes out mostly when hes eating fattening foods o3o
Could have been worse for him….he could have accidently eaten a poppyseed covered dog biscuit before the exam
Or an Orange Soda.
does any other kind of soda effect them i wonder? like grape or something
“isn’t it always like the doctor to deliver bad news?” <- alt text
Seeing as his name is the same as me also makes me feel bad
Thanks for the Alt text!
Dont worry man he’ll be okay
would a lolli… A lettuce make you feel better?
Yes because I love salads :3
PUPPY EYES! 8D
Hah, big bad Kevin is such a puppy. Also puppy EARS (splayed).
“BROOM TO THE FACE!!!!” don’t say such things about the toughest dog around.
I remember King’s puppy eyes :3
THOSE EYES ….. AHHHHGGG IT HURTS
Also, Sabrina looks very entertained on the book cover.
No worries Draven! *Pats*
Wonder how Sabrina WOULD have reacted? After all, she did/does date Fido, so she’s not exactly against the dog/cat thing. If she had been there that night at the dog party….
(Tarot is shocked to see Sabrina staring at King)
Tarot: “You DO realize he’s a human, don’t you?”
Sabrina: “Eh….nobody’s perfect.”
And then to top it off, she actually makes the emoticon appear next to her for a few seconds, further infuriating Tarot/Dragon, just cause she can.
Darn…you were too fast for me…epic fail!!!
It’s a great big fail party! Anyone else care to join?
If its a party im on!
Tipsy King is such a win, and Sasha looks quite entertained
Alt Text for the Book Cover – EVERYBODY GET NAKED!
I’m disappointed Rick didn’t actually use that for the title like he said he would way back when.
He probably felt the line was too similar to the first book’s “Are Naked All The Time”.
I approve of this cover~! Naked Tipsy King~! <3
Daisy too. They may not know much, but they know what they like.
Poor Kevin , I’d do the something, go home and eat doughnuts :’(
Awww, poor Kevin.
Yeah … I mean … how could you live a couple of weeks eating … tasty food
Bad cop, no donut
Is anyone else planning on going on createspace and buyin the book right now?
Also the page title “A winner is you” sounds kinda like a meme………
I was wondering if Rick was announcing some kind of contest for autographed copies of the new book with that, but I guess not.
Donut onto Others, more donut places need to be named after Bible verses.
How about Thou Shalt Not Dunk
“…Thou shalt Dunk Three times, and the number of the Dunking shall be Three. Thou shalt not Dunk Five times, nor shalt thou Dunk Two times, excepting that thee then proceed on to Three. Five is right out.”
Woo, Monty Python reference!
Couldn’t agree more
*snickers* “My Condolences” Fido you’re awesome. Also *brain breaks* King is naked…
Well …. you remember the tittle of the 1st HP book “Housepets are naked all the time”
And on the cover of the second book, the wolf cubs feel so bad about Zach being naked, they offer to cover him with salt and pepper…:)
it would be ironic next time he goes to the vet that he has to much fat.
I am going to call you on that.
Wait, so his under weight or overweight, I don’t understand If his over weight how is he so active? If not I understand the donughts now.
Basically he is in far too healthy, he needs 2.5 percent more body fat to be in perfect shape
technically if you are between 2.5-3.0% it should be fine but thinking about how much people weigh that really is a low number and its really hard to get to.
Basicly he’s unhealthly healthly
okay, that was just hilarious… and nice touch with the donuts feeling wrong, i like the irony
sorry, i meant that to be a new thread… oops
But, donuts are cop fuel!
And so ends another great mini arc. I will definitely order book 3 later today. Seeing this arc has really cheered me up, my own dog had to be put down yesterday and watching kevin cry over donuts reminds me of how she would wolf down anything that came her way. Thank you rick, although you could never have known.
RIP Jasmine…you wonderful, stinky pooch
Ooh, the bitter sweet Irony… but mostly sweet.
Now… Where’s THAT doctor when you need them. My grandfather’s a skinny as a Grandaddy longlegs and his doc’s telling him to lose weight.
OMG That’s soooooo cute
“Donut Unto Others.” Sounds tasty.
Another H*R reference to go with “Tish You!”. Wouldn’t it be nice if Free Country USA turned out to be right next to Babylon Gardens allowing for a crossover?
Oh now, now you have to eat junk food
Kevin, defeat can be more instructive than victory! :3
And I suppose Spo’s thinking something along the lines of “Wow! Cop eats donut! Stop the presses!”
Why can’t I have this problem? I live next to a McDonalds for crying out loud!!!
I just realize til now that kevin was drawn with a female waistline (most marked in the last strip) O_o. just as a curious fact don’t take me wrong. hehe
i know how he feels… i applied to join the army… my BMI was too low… i need to gain 10kg before i can join the army… i hate being tall sometimes
Be careful. I used to be like that, and got used to eating like a horse and not putting anything on, and didn’t notice when my metabolism flicked over from “teenager” to “adult” in my ’20s until I was like “where did this belly come from?”
And now you eat like a ferret.
Socks are technically “loot”, not “food”.
Daww! Kevin is so cute <3
World’s smallest violin, Kevin.
“Everybody get naked” I love the fact that you made king look like hes a stripper dancing LOL
And the look of disgust on Tarot’s face is perfect. Oddly enough, While Tarot and Sasha are looking at King, Daisy seems more interested in King’s collar swinging around rather than in King himself.
She must have been distracted by the shiny
King definitely has the mooooves.
King won’t remember a thing in The morning
Good thing he’ll have a fox statue to remind him of it.
Isn’t king dating bialy?!
King hadn’t met Bailey yet at that party.
That’ll be in “Housepets! 4 – Please Don’t Sniff My Butt”.
What will she think!?
Best. Prescription. EVER!
Oh, yes, “Hooray, more King”.
And apparently 2.5% more Kevin as well.
Indeed king is awesome
But what would she think if she found out about that party
Reminds of my last checkup with the doctor – she said I had too much iron in my blood, and I should stop eating red meat, like beef. Huh?
This is after growing up in a country where iron deficiency (leads to low blood oxygen) is a widely publicized problem.
Those eyes…are Killing me with cuteness….!
Love Kevin’s face in last panel! Poor guy xD
Kevin, you’re not even going to see a difference.
Also, being a fatfur, I find this hilarious X3
I no think so
it’s ok Kevin! you are still my Hero!
He’s just eating donuts
im guessing hes never eaten anything un healthy in his life thats why hes crying
Ya but still
is it just me or is Kevin the only person with red eyes?
I’ve noticed that to
Great kitsune has red eyes too
oh your right
You don’t suppose Kevin therefore is Great Kitsune’s avit — Nah, silly thought that.
I don’t think so, i’ve never played D&D but i think kitsune it’s kind of a moderator more than a player, so he doesn’t need it. Also Tarot and Spirit dragon have different eye color..
however, DMs /can/ and sometimes /do/ have characters of their own in a campaign.
And to bring it back to the comic….maybe GK promised he’d give Kevin the super muscled body in exchange for his co-operation. Also Kevin’s grin in panel two looks alot like GK’s grin in the “Dragon loves a low order being” panel.
Love that “donut unto to others” cracked me up xD
Could be worse. If he was human, he’d need to be 4-6 percent!
Well this must be awkward for him! XD There’s just one thing he can’t win at: swimming. Why? WITHOUT FAT, YOU DON’T FLOAT. True fact.
Well, not unless you also have a lack of muscle. With his kind of muscle, he needs fat or he sinks.
Wow, that’s low. Seems like an excercise addict.
Now don’t overdo the solution!
why can’t this be my problem!!!
Who’s up for making more bible references into snack brands
Samson and Deli-lah
Cane and Maple
On the sixth day, god said “let there be a river of jam to soak the surface of our rounded snack item”, and so god made a river of jam, and he saw that it was GGGGooooooddd!!!”
THE DONUT IS A LIE!!!
I wonder who’s up next in the mini-arc marathon? Grape and Max to balance Tarot and Peanut’s arc? Joey and Squeak? Sabrina? Jill Sandwich? The continuing adventures of Tiger, Marvin and the Table? The TV? Someone new? Tune in Monday Morning…Same Rick Time….Same Rick Channel….
I would love it to be either the wolves or Res
once again i have caught up and must wait curse you insomnia
we need a new housepets character that is obessed with lemonade……. :3
if ti feels wrong then your eating it wrong try eating it a different way
He should stop drinking whole milk if his body fat percentage is off.
The 3rd book cover disturbs me……in a the right ways……
1. How do know so much about animals?
2. How do you manage to make clever puns out of regular household items?
3. You can easily stop the “first” spam by posting first directly after you post the comic. (Try copy-pasting.)
4.Where can I get your other books? (Like your short story.)
5. Like I said, I am new here and now know the rules of commenting. (Are they anything like the rules of the internet?> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet )
6. Why can’t I post on older comics?
7. I have no more questions or comments (Sorry if I broke any rules.) LUCKY 7 FTW!
I’ve been reading this wrong the whole time, it just hit me that Kevin is too thin and needs to gain weight.
That’s what the doctor said.
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