Rhyme Time
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  1. Ryufire

    Yay More Sasha! ^^

    • Valerio

      never enough of Sasha and her merry soul! :D

      • anon_omis

        What ever happened to Daisy?

        • Valerio

          Hard to rhyme with ‘Hi I am Daisy!’

          • Argent Stonecutter

            “Hi, I’m Daisy” always rhymes.

          • Frank

            Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do

          • m is for wolf

            It might be quite contrary, if we were to marry Mary, but you’ll look neat upon the feet of a purebred dog built for three.

        • Glenn

          If you recall, she won heaps of money! She’s out living the good life, baby!

        • Verp

          My family had a black Lab; Mac, short for McPherson MacInarlin. He was from international field champion lines. Think very smart dog with Lab enthusiasm. We loved him dearly but he was a hand full. Daisy is a classic show ring Lab; dumb enough to be docile. Actually, now that I think about it, Peanut reminds me of Mac.

        • Luke

          How’s this: Hi! I’m Daisy! I’m crazy!

      • Ryufire

        She’s the key to world peace! :P

        • Valerio

          ambassador of candies!

          • Frank

            “The Chair of the United Nations recognizes Sasha, Ambassador from Candyland”
            “I think we should give everybody free candy!”
            “That way we’ll have something to give the aliens when they demand tribute!”
            *room falls silent*

          • Valerio

            Sasha wins a nobel.
            And you an internet

    • illeatyourself

      I actually forgot about her mostly! XD

  2. IceKitsune

    Sasha is just far to silly sometimes XD

    • Valerio

      that’s why we love her ;)

      • Gabe23

        Yeah ! that why she´s awsome

      • 1boredcanadian

        That’s exactly it but could we go far enough to call her…derpy?

        • Penwrite

          My gosh…yes! I could just hug you!

        • Baxtrr

          Well, we could, if we were ready to deal with what happened to the folks at MLPFIM when *they* named a character “Derpy” at fan request. Fortunately Rick has more backbone than they did.

  3. Cristian100n


    • Cristian100n

      i dont like plums
      just sayin

      • Frank

        Not a problem! Leave them out to dry and turn them into prunes!

      • thefirstonethere

        Shun the non-believer!

  4. Gary (from Radio Free Housepets!)

    Oh Sasha, you’re so funny. =3

  5. Shoan

    nana I didn’t wear no underwear and glasses, though I’m proud of it because of my friend is eating them both, take it away random guy near me!

  6. S*T*A*T*I*C

    3rd panel: moment where it didn’t even make sense to Sasha

    • Valerio

      …or maybe it did..?

  7. Z24

    Who knows, after the piano incident, she might sing “The Phantom of the Opera” next.

  8. cheetahwolf

    i think sometimes she doesn’t get what she said.

  9. Lance

    O_o these are… interesting….. :u

  10. I like your hat

    oh sasha… you really are a character arent you?

  11. Zaitsev

    Sasha looks despondent in that second panel.

  12. xhunterko

    Who’s that tapping, rap tap tapping on my window there?

  13. spencershot4

    haha she not the smartest :P

    • volkoseba

      Or maybe she is…

    • Valerio

      she’s surely the merriest.
      honestly, she *radiates* joie de vivre :D

      • spencershot4

        true she is like never mean… except when she screamed in binos face to take off his collar… XD

        • Argent Stonecutter

          Or threatened to staple his ear to his eyeball.

          • Valerio

            But she did that with such *style*

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Plus, it was Bino, so that’s OK.

          • C-Shock (or ResCoin999, Whatever works)

            can’t find, links pls?

    • Dena

      Actually, we’ve seen she’s very observant and creative.

      She just acts silly…

  14. The Maverick Man

    Nobody needs to memorize anything, just wing it

    • Gary (from Radio Free Housepets!)

      That’s the best part! :D

      • ShadowclawFC

        Exactly! Four score and seven years ago…there was an old lady who lived in a shoe fly, don’t bother me, shoe fly don’t stop, believin’! Hold on to the left, to the left… I can prolly keep going for ages with this thing, lol

  15. D-Rock

    Honestly, I forget words to tunes, too. There’s a reason to hum it instead.

  16. efhosci

    Sasha’s thinking hard, but there just not much there…

    • LupisLight

      She really does think a lot, she just hides it well….

  17. Wildey

    That’s Sasha to you, always so happy-go-lucky and carefree, what’s not to like about her?

  18. leaffly

    Hmmm interesting =w=

  19. The Archon

    Both a cute comic, and a hint at how Sasha’s mind works. Intruiging. (Puts on fake beard and starts to mumble)

  20. Crackles

    We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.

  21. AuvaAkita

    I want to know what happens to his plumb!

    • Verp

      It sat down beside him and said “What a good boy am I!”

  22. Valerio

    YAY! Sasha shines!

  23. SilentWolfXIII

    I’m pretty sure it’s a crime, to abuse words that rhyme.
    *Police sirens wailing in the background*
    OH SNAP!

  24. Gabe23

    I just LOVE her expression in the 3rd panel

  25. Dontlookmenaked

    The comics have been Cute lately.

  26. Maxwell

    Lol I like Sasha, She is an airhead but the funny airhead kind.

  27. Big Fan

    Third panel: she looks a litlle upset at the lines Rick gave her.

  28. lone_lion91

    I stuck my thumb in a plum once… it did not end well…

    • River_Dragon

      how did you avoid the pit?

  29. gaboris

    Ummm am I the only one who doesn’t get what happened? I’m Hungarian and my sense for these rhymes is zero even in my own language sooo… :P

  30. spencershot4

    lol love the alt text “tapping at the window, crying at the lock, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR?!”

  31. nyathetexascat

    Can I hug Sasha?

  32. Draven

    When the established nursery rhyme begins to wander, it’s time to start making stuff up.

  33. Argent Stonecutter

    Little miss carpool
    Sat on a barstool
    Eating her yoghurt Yoplait
    Along came a spider
    And sat down beside her
    And ordered an insect souffle

    • Frank

      There once was a man from Yoplait
      who let law school dictate his fate
      he saw some remarks
      that didn’t pay trademarks
      and sued for Mr Muffet, his mate.

      • Draven

        Uncle Reuben had a farm.
        Ee ei Ee ei oh.

  34. silverpaws dragon

    dude, she is so Cute hahaha makes you want.to guve her a big hug

  35. Frank

    I want to see her do fairy tales now!

    • Xane

      Once upon a time there were three little pig princesses who got lost in the woods and came across a house made entirely of candy, inside was a big bad wolf who had just eaten some red cloaked chick with no common sense, the middle pig who was a witch fed the wolf a poisoned apple which made him fall asleep and trip over a glass slipper and he fell upon seven ants and killed them in one blow and then the three pigs released three frogs and kissed them so they turned into princes but then they all fell in the oven and the wolf woke up and at them all.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Snow white and the beanstalk. The three little pigs gruff. Beauty and the green knight. The emperor’s new collar. The fisherman, the tailor, the goose, the laughing cow, the torrent of songbirds, the fox’s wife, and the witch… wait, I forgot the frog, and the wooden tailor, no, that doesn’t make sense.

    • Oren Otter

      Once upon a midnight dreary, there was a cow who jumped over the moon for some magic beans. Along came a spider who huffed and puffed and blew down the house made of candy. Just then, the big bad tiger, tiger, burning bright dropper her glass slipper on the way to Grandma’s house, causing her to turn into an onion. The cow ran to the farmer’s wife to get help, but the farmer’s wife cut off her tail with a carving knife, and the dish ran away with the spoon. Now I’ve sung my ABC’s. Next time, the princess marries the bear in the sequel.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. “What! No soap?” So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Joblillies, and the Garyulies, and the grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch-as-catch-can till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.

    • Frank

      I love you guys

    • Verp
  36. holmebrian

    so the thumb was walking by its self no hand?
    also i dont even want to know what she meant by pulling out jacks plum.

  37. adambluewolf

    oh sasha, you ad happyness to the fact something bad is gona happen

  38. Cm4F


  39. Ezhno Pallaton

    Third pannel…. want

    • Gary (from Radio Free Housepets!)

      I think we all do. I know that I too want it. ;)

  40. Zephyrion

    I read this to the tune of “Blinded by the Light”.

  41. Justice193

    there are so many different nursery rhymes mixed into those it’s hilarious… but… that’s normally the exact effect the actual nursery rhymes have on me now-a-days XD

  42. Ozimul

    “How do i nursery rhymes?”
    (oh Sasha, you’re the greatest.)

  43. Revolution25

    (3rd panel.)
    Wait. What?

  44. Verp

    I think she’s bright, she just doesn’t have the critical part of critical thinking down. I have found Buddhist mindfulness useful myself.

  45. Lenn

    I would love to see more strips about Sasha–not just with her, but about her. I’ve been interested in the poor dear’s home life for a while now.

  46. HardCore64

    We must finish her original rhyme! WE MUST!!!!!!

    • Verp

      (Try this again.) I suggested in an earlier comment “It sat down beside him and said “What a good boy am I!””.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Little Jack Horner
      Sat in a corner
      Eating his curds and whey.
      Down came a thumb
      and pulled out his plumb
      And the cat and the fiddle ate hay!

      Hi ho a dairy-o
      The cow was whistling all day,
      Hi ho a dairy-o
      The cow whistled for her hay
      The fiddle was plump
      The pram hit a bump
      And the drum went sailing to spain

      To spain, to spain
      To buy a fat pig
      To market in a basket
      And juggling wigs
      A tisket, a tasket
      A whisket, a wasket
      A jiglet, a juglet
      A bottle of figs

  47. Oren Otter

    If you run the strip backwards, it’s a story about… well, it’s exactly the same, really.

    • Verp

      I suggested “It sat down beside him and said “What a good boy am I!”” in an earlier comment.

      • Verp

        I missed putting that comment in the right place.

  48. Thebullybambi

    She is Pinkie pie in housepets version. Haha

  49. Perrin

    i have to say, this is one of my favourite characters on here so far.
    i love how scatter-brained, oblivious and cheery she is…
    she’s like a female version of me!

  50. Rez

    Holy carp.
    Just got through the ENTIRETY of Housepets in 6 hours.
    … found my comments a couple of times too. :D

    WOOT! That is all.
    – Rez

  51. Frank


  52. tymime

    I came up with this once years ago. Funny coincidence. :)