Order Of Magnitude
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  1. Ryufire

    Egad, peanut! o.o

    • Celicam

      Alt text for phoners: “By the way mom asked why she keeps finding claw marks on the ceiling fan” Peanut had nothing to do with it ^_^

      • Ryufire

        He’ll make a great smoke detector! :P

        • E

          Yes he would. * peanut fire detector for sale*

          • RedDwarfIV

            Well, in large numbers, peanuts are known to spontaneously combust.

          • tahrey

            Calling back to the previous comment: The average peanut contains about 5 kcalories. I think. Or maybe it was 5 kjoules (approx 1.2 kcal). At least, when you burn a number of them in series and measure how much heat energy they impart to a small beaker of water.

            How many Peanuts would you have to pile together and light on fire to equal Tiger’s daily consumption?

            And more importantly, who’s going to pick the short straw of illustrating that scene?

            (Oddly this does mean if Peanut really does contain only 5 kcalories, he both partly balances-out Tiger’s overconsumption, and could well qualify as one of the most energy-efficient organisms on earth)

          • Keldor

            Well, since cashews come in at 7 Calories (or 7000 calories, little case), peanuts would have to be 5 Cal, since they’re only slightly smaller.

            Reminds me of the experiment we did in high school to measure the calories in a cashew. Suspend 100 mL of water in a soda an above a cashew. Set cashew on fire. Measure difference in water temperature before and after cashew is burnt out.

        • mr.muchy

          peanuts are just to cute

          • Legendario13

            I dont need more explanation than that ^.^

          • I like your hat

            when did we swich from peanut to ‘peanuts’ as in the actual nut??????????? o.O

          • Keldor

            And what’s so cute about peanuts? The salt???

          • Legendario13

            I thought we were still talking about Peanuts like ‘Peanut’ (the comic Peanut) but in plural form….
            Cause i was

          • I like your hat

            but there’s only one peanut o.O if there were more grape would never get any peace to take a nap….

          • legendario13

            but if there were more, they would be able to ask each others doubts and not disturb Grape……..
            Aaand then they would eventually get confused and ask Grape anyways.. ¬¬
            Yeah better one Peanut…

        • Keldor

          I don’t know, I think he might go off excessively even when there’s no smoke.

    • 1boredcanadian

      I do believe that was a ten on the richter scale.

  2. Dissension

    Peanut’s so adorable. :3

    • Zukio

      I agree 100%. I can’t think of a time when he isn’t!

    • Valerio

      genetics at his best!

    • Cristian100n

      i love the 2nd pannel he looks so inocent!

    • Ryufire

      Peanut’s the greatest! ^^

  3. Xane

    One to eleven all at once.

  4. I like your hat

    well of course it didnt work shes a cat there heavy sleepers

    • RedDwarfIV

      Since when?

      My cat wakes up soon as you walk into the room.

      • I like your hat

        Mines a heavy sleeper :/ untill you touch it or pick it up

        • I like your hat

          Let me refraze that untilled you pick it up.or bug it by poking it repeatedly untilled he gets annoyed but smoky bears a fatish cat and doesn’t like to be held “he’s fluffy” they say but I don’t think so >°°<

    • Keldor

      Cats have two modes: shallow and deep sleep.

  5. Zaitsev

    It’s been awhile since one of these.

    • Frank

      Which is exactly what makes using it now so great!

  6. IceKitsune

    Ah adorable as usual :D

  7. Exulen

    sleep denied

    • AthiosDvK

      Sleep is always denied if Peanut is involved. ‘Course, I wouldn’t mine having him as a roomie. :3

  8. SleepySandMan

    Aww poor grape….
    Peanut next time, try shaking her….

    • SamBlob

      He probably has scars on his foreleg from the last time he tried that.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Wake her up by rubbing her tummy. That works with my cats. Even the ones who don’t like it… it’s so cute when they start stretching, then realize what’s happening and are all OMG about it.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Or play a recording of a can-opener.

      “Wait a minute, why am I in the kitchen?”

      “And we have thumbs, anyway.”

      • I like your hat

        if she likes treats shake the bag xD that works with my cat, unless hes in deep sleep mode

  9. cheetahwolf

    i wonder how many times this happen

    • Valerio

      will always be one too many for her

    • Gabe23

      and will continue happening

  10. Shoan

    As Phineas once said, “It needs more Peanut Butter.” though he was making a second rollercoaster :)

  11. Jackalope121

    been a while since we seen a GRAPE!

    • tahrey

      It’s only been like two weeks dude… 25th May…

      • Dontlookmenaked

        That’s to long.

      • Jackalope121

        yeah, i mean if we dont get a regular dose of grape and peanut i cant even begin to fathom what will happen.

  12. T-Squared

    Why does this remind me of Garfield? o_o (I swear I’ve seen this joke done before in the Garfield comic.)

  13. The Wolf Kin

    This is exactly how it happens with my family. They tell me to wake them gently, and then they don’t wake up, so I have to almost cream while shaking them. Then again, they don’t react exactly like Grape. Well, except for one of them who does almost exactly what Grape does.

    I truly do share Peanut’s sentiments.

    • I like your hat

      They never wake up when you try to wake em up gentle -____- then they get mad at me cause i shook them violently for five seconds cause nothing else worked.

  14. D-Rock

    Well, Peanut, maybe there was a reason she asked you to do it nicely.

  15. xhunterko

    Cieling cat!

  16. Cm4F

    Oh Peanut, you’re so subtle.

  17. falcon01

    poor grape lol, I’m a bit like that meself :P

  18. spencershot4

    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Verp

      PPPPPP!

      • spencershot4

        lol how did my coment go of the page like that? oh well… also you forgote the
        EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

      • tahrey

        PEACH PIE ON THE BEACH

        • Verp

          I do not get the reference.

          • Verp

            I looked it up and found a Devoesque Japanese band on YouTube. I am even more confused.

  19. DanTwelve3

    Peanut understands piano and forte, but doesn’t grasp the crescendo.
    While you’re up there, Grape, could you change the light bulb?

    • Frank

      Give him a break, he took Akkadian by correspondence, not Italian!

  20. leaffly

    Ah I miss this kind of stuff :3

  21. Draven

    Grape should sleep in a hammock. You can’t jump out of hammock like that. In fact, the ability to get out at all without landing on your face is accomplishment. Regardless, if Grape slept in a hammock she wouldn’t have to un-claw the ceiling any more.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Next frame, Hammock all in a twist with random purple limbs poking out of it.

      “Peanut, when I get out of this, I will kill you. Lovingly.”

      • AthiosDvK

        Seems like it would do pretty well, actually. I might be willing to pay money to see that. Not in person, though, because I would be laughing and subsequently get my face clawed by an angry kitty. o,.,o

      • perrinpoldeneyes

        death by loving smothering huh? ah, the good ol’ days…

  22. Celicam

    Grapenut fan party! I’m bringing the movie this time! Rio sound good? Also Val, what are you bringing? If you’re a grapenut fan, reply with what your bringing to the party. :3

    • lightwolf21

      I’m bringing spaghetti. :3

  23. Valerio

    Grape, you KNOW how traditions work

  24. rallyjr

    “wake me up gently” is just a trick to get a few more moments of sleep

  25. Gabe23

    yep … been there … done that

  26. gameangel147

    He should try a bucket of cold water next time….quietly.

    • perrinpoldeneyes

      i say they flip the couch onto her… that’s what i’d do.
      (has done it, loved it.)

  27. A.T.

    Peanut, you never fail to make me laugh!

  28. Roadrunner

    Situations like this always so funny

  29. Profesor Rod

    I missed this. It’s a classic! :D

    It reminds me of this! http://youtu.be/MYi7365Y6Sw?t=5m16s XD

    • Legendario13

      Riot! XD

  30. The Archon

    Peanut should try poking her instead. Always worked with my cat (though i doubt Grape will react as calmly).

  31. Azal

    Ceiling cats, always funny.

    • perrinpoldeneyes

      not mah spider kitteh?

  32. Kaurus

    Grape McCat cancels sleep: Interruptet by noisy Peanut.

    …I really love them.

  33. WingedwolfGirl

    Peanut, learn the value of incremental volume change!

  34. tahrey

    So THAT’S where all Tiger’s excess energy is going… it’s being diverted through subspace into Grape’s “springing awake” muscles. I have a feeling Peanut does this a LOT, so it may well be all getting used up just for this.

  35. nyathetexascat

    Dummy, he should have yelled new pride land series is coming out.

    • Legendario13

      Not a bad idea at all

    • Keldor

      Except then Grape would have mauled him when she found out it wasn’t.

      Besides, Grape knows the release date for the next book by heart. She looks it up on Amazon every few days to remind herself.

      • legendario13

        MMMM… but if she’s all groogy from just waking up, she wouldnt notice he’s lying

        • Keldor

          She’d realize it soon enough!

  36. Draven

    “MOM, Grape is stick to the ceiling again.”
    “I’ll get the spatula.”

    • Legendario13

      Like chewing Gum under the table

    • Keldor

      It’s like Velcro – the ceiling is the loopy part, and Grape has the hooks!

    • Draven

      A hydro-dynamic spatula with port/starboard attatchments and the turbo drive.

      • Shoan

        actually it’s called a flipper

        • Legendario13

          You havent watched enough sponge bob haha

          Also isnt flipper the name of a dolphin in a movie?

      • Legendario13

        You sir have watched too much sponge bob hahaha

  37. GameCobra

    In Grape’s tongue, he is known as Napbane – Catborne.

    • Grip the Wolf

      Dramatic Narrator: But there is one Grape fears. In her tongue he is Dogahkiin- Griffin born!
      Peanut: GRAPE RO DAH!

  38. C-Shock

    -grape?-…….-grape?-
    GRAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. The Maverick Man

    Peanut should probably use an air-horn next time, probably be quieter.

  40. Z24

    The repair for the ceiling will come out of your allowance, Grape…

    • I like your hat

      Grape: but i only make 2$ a week! Q~Q

  41. Valerio

    Peanut next time, try to kiss her between her ears. :D

  42. bug

    ah…the sweet smell of fur shedding.:)

  43. Liandrii

    And the subtlety award goes to … ^^

    Hilarious imagining those other claw marks already present next to a very unhappy Grape pinned on the ceiling xD

  44. I like your hat

    Anyone else read GRAPE as a bark? XD

    • Valerio

      I LOVE that bark

  45. lightwolf21

    Peanut has no sense of in-between. >.<

    • Keldor

      Sure he does. Right now he is in between a whisper and a sonic boom (leaning toward the latter).

  46. notu

    GRAPE!

  47. the fry pwnr

    i stop reading fora month and this happens…

    some things never change do they

    • I like your hat

      and thats why I like the comic :D

  48. spencershot4

    that happend to me my mom tryed to wake me up every hour after 9 AM and at 2 PM she finaly woke me up with a spray bottle with water in it and im like “YOU COULD HAVE SHAKEN ME!” and she said that if she did i would get mad at her and im like ‘AND WATER WONT MAKE ME MAD HOW!?!?!?!” and then she said “i tried poking you with sewing needles at 11 but it didnt work” and im like -_-

    • spencershot4

      im a deep sleeper

      • Legendario13

        Hahahaha youre lucky.
        my dad only pull me up and says “UP!” if that doesnt work the feeling of being falling back before he release me will do it.

        • spencershot4

          getting poked with sewing needles and sprayed with water is lucky? also i sleep in a bunk bed on the bottom bunk and the top bunk is only 2.5 feet above me so i also hit my head pretty hard :P

          • legendario13

            Yup, very lucky, sure is better than my nephew punching me on the face…
            HAHAHAHA
            A bunk bed!? I had one when i was 13!
            and I know that feeling Bro…I know
            XD

  49. Shadow

    oh my LOL

  50. Verp

    A better copy of the Claude Cat and Frisky Puppy cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieCSUnVL-_s&feature=related

  51. Drakiel

    peanut was just playing the song of his people. “Bark in a-major”

    • Keldor

      A-Major is capitalized, whereas a-minor is in lower case.

      So you’d have the Great Wakeup Suite in G-Major, and the Home Alone Howling Blues in b-minor.

      • spencershot4

        so much dog songs coming from a cat…

        • Keldor

          Eh? Oh! Grape tells me all about them. It seems that Peanut offers “live performances” on an all-too-regular basis.

  52. Z24

    Insert opera note on panel 3.

  53. Firewolf

    My bro does that to me DX dad will try to wake me up…doesn’t work, tells my bro “Sick him” so my bro comes in, opens window, sunlight, yelling, singing, chorus line, aliens come down, the banana king sticks a big ol banana in my ear, and I am awake XP

    • legendario13

      Yeah… a nice wake up
      >:)

  54. Keldor

    She doesn’t sleep that way, she only wakes up like that.

  55. perrinpoldeneyes

    i wonder if this worked…

  56. perrinpoldeneyes

    dear lord, it did…

  57. holmebrian

    every brother sister team ever!!! so cliche.
    grape response
    MOM! peanut keeps yelling at me to wake me up please tell him to stop.