ATTENTION EARTH HUMANS

THE ONE KNOWN AS RICK GRIFFIN, WHO IS ME, IS NOT INDISPOSED IN THE LEAST, NOR HAS HE BEEN REPLACED BY AN EVIL ALIEN DOPPELGANGER. PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR ROUTINES PRECISELY, AND REMEMBER TO DRINK A WARM GLASS OF MILK BEFORE BED AS IT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP.


Discussion (21) ¬

  1. Wilford B. Wolf

    As long as he doesn’t try to give us zucchinis/throw pillows, we’ll be safe.

    • Rick Griffin

      THE REFERENCE YOU HAVE MADE IS QUITE QUALITY

    • River_Dragon

      But…but…what if we LIKE zucchinis and throw pillows, or zucchini throw pillows for that matter? Can we have them by request?

  2. Dissension

    Oh, not-an-alien Rick, I always love your advice. Thanks for looking out for us!

    • senorpie7

      Very much agreed. For many unknown, cold, and dark minutes I was not aware of the popential of rick potentially not being an alien…I think….
      Ow my brain hurts 3:

  3. IceKitsune

    Will do there “Rick” XD

  4. Apples

    HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TIME TO MAKE UNINTELLIGIBLE BABBLE IF YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO BE LATE? D,x

  5. Zukio

    Am I the only one confused by not-an-alien Rick’s advice? I’m not sure what he’s saying…

    • Shirosune

      You just need to return your universal translator, that’s all…or was I supposed to say that the “Rick”…?

  6. Rider098

    Hmmm. I wonder.

    Can someone check to see if Karishad is still at the zoo real quick? :P

  7. Exulen

    fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

    • McFly

      Usurp the humans…

      • Zukio

        Foolish mortals…

  8. volkoseba

    Kinda hard to overthrow governments if you get overthrown yourself…

  9. Draven

    I think the garblaxians are becoming more serious, maybe.

  10. AuvaAkita

    Does this mean that there is no update today? :-(

    • Ilovehousepets

      No, i means the comic will be late. -__-

    • Zukio

      I think it means he’s running behind.
      Or that he is not an alien. Whichever…

  11. Oren Otter

    Who are you calling humans?

  12. Equius

    D–> Karkat
    D–> You will stop this f001ishness at once