Do none of you watch television!? I invented it!
Thank you for the marvelous invention you have made!
I bow before you mind enslaving excellency!
Of course, the true inventor of television was merely trying to create a video-phone
I tried that and invented youtube…
And he used his TV money to buy two of every video game console, and then he beat the crap out of every single game ever made!
And that’s why any time a weasel and a buttload of electronics get together, it’s called a “Zoo!”
UNLESS ITS A FARM!
I thought humans invent television? Or are expected to.
That’s what they want you to believe!
You…you don’t mean…the…the….CANADIANS?!?
That’s not people, they’re penguins or something.
Are you denying penguin personhood?
Actually, arctic foxes deny it, I only carry the message.
Of course they don’t watch television! Miles hasn’t gotten around to inventing it yet.
Hooray for Television!!! Also its cool that it took 5 of them to take down Jack!
Ha it is funny that it took 5 of them but i hope they know that there is at least another 10 more wolves left!
Man vs. Wolf!
I think the wolves will win.
MAN VS. WILD … wolf
Imagine: their family vs. 75 personnel
awesome to the 15th degree!
I bet the scratches came from trying to get the cubs!
probably. the PUPS probably just think it’s fun.
But seriously, who watches television for the news when you can get the same info so much faster through the power of the interwebs?
They obviously don’t use the interwebs or else they would definitely have recognized Keene.
What? No interwebs? WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC!?
Well to be honest, I don’t watch tv
It’s really nice, you should try it sometime when you get the chance.
Outside of Mythbusters and Dirty Jobs?
There’s Criminal Minds, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Deadliest Catch, and that absolutely terrific Phineas and Ferb–where do those kids get the money for all the stuff they build???
Eeh… Doctor Who beats all of those ;3
That was supposed to be in response to River_Dragon.
What about MLP:FiM?
You read my mind, my friend.
@Tynach YES. SO YES. DOCTOR WHO ALL THE WAY. xD
Psych is a lot of fun.
Well in the end, we have the internet!!!!!
And, then in the very end, that’s what happens when you type your gravatar email in wrong XD
Woo! Television for the win!!
You know since this would be a local AC it is rather hard to believe they haven’t heard of him. I mean they work with Animals all the time.
But remember, these are “people”, quote unquote.
But their Animal Control they work with Animal in with a near by suburb that has a bunch of multibillionaire Animals in it. Maybe they just don’t recognize him by his looks then.
Everybody knows you’re supposed to play video games on those things, not watch the news!
Cue the “tranq dart to the knee” jokes.
As long as it’s not in the face.
I used to make jokes about tranq darts to the knee
Then I took an arrow in the knee
I used to be in animal control, then i took a tranq in the knee.
I took arrows and tranq darts to the knee before it was popular to take arrows and tranq darts to the knee.
And I still don’t know how this silly meme got started in the first place.
It was from a video game. you talk to a guard, and he says ” Yeah, I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.”
That’s enough of a very tired old meme. No more.
THANK you! This meme hurts SO much. D:
It jumped the shark.
And the shark landed on someone’s knee
It is? I’d never heard of it
still can’t seem to find anything
It’s an obscure reference to some game where one of the NPCs is always saying something like “I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee”. It’s not nearly as well known as some people think. Or as funny.
The some game in question is Skyrim, which is why it popped up around the same time as all the Fus Ro Dah stuff. It’s an NPC in Windhelm who claims to be an adventurer and, well, states taking an arrow in the knee. The more ya know.
I hear it EVERYWHERE and it drives me crazy! Sometimes I can’t understand how can random stuff like this be turned into a meme.
Slyrim is all about the Shouts why not use that? -_-”
@Glenn: Not just one NPC, but almost ANY NPC in the WHOLE game that has to do with being a guard or an old warrior. It’s funny to hear the exact same thing from every single person when they are on different corners of the land.
Sometimes a meme comes with its own inflatable shark.
hay didint he tell miles to invent tv
Please. Simon is the real ferret celebrity.
Not David Ferraty? (or however you spell it?)(the golf guy)
And no, Simon is MUCH more popular.
Simon Milton? One of the other ferrets, dude.
Check the cast list.
Right, him. Sorry, this was around midnight, so I was tired. ^.^’
Hah, I was right. Rear full of tranq darts. I feel so bad for the wolves though. They were being polite and friendly and very gentle! Snow!? Uncle Deadeye!? Deathaxe!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Not Deathaxe!!! Not the Pups!!!
Also, I imagine Lucretia fought to the end to protect them from the darts.
She probably looks like a pin cushion right about now.
Say, who IS that little fellow o.O? XD
What kind of network would celebrity talking ferrets be on anyway?
Entertainment Tonight, TMZ, Escandalo, or Animal Planet to name a few.
Which ONE though? :p
I’d put my money on Animal Planet.
I think that the ferrets have their own tv channel!
I would not put it past them.
So that’s the reason the Science Channel has all those ridiculeous, shiny, over the top visualizations of things…
Discovery Channel. They bought Mythbusters.
“Today we’re going to see if Nitroglycerin can really– Hold on, there’s just been a change of plans. Today we’re going to see if it’s true that the more something costs, the shinier it is?”
“And who bought all these pneumatic tubes?”
How can they not know who he is?! If they don’t have a T.V they would at lest read the news papers!
My guess it that some people think all pets look the same, and that he looks like any other ferret to them.
Narrator: And that, young ones, is the story of how Keene saved Thanksgiving.
Future Generation Wolf Cub: Oh, that explains why the ferrets now own the zoo and animal control.
Narrator: No… Firestorm Brookwalker the III, that’s a whole ‘nother story…
it took 5 of you to take the “one-armed wolf” down and you want to continue?
Beat Up Guy: yes
Other Guy: really?
Beat Up Guy: no
“I better get a raise for this…”
Ha ha that guy to the left got beat-up by a one armed wolf :p
Keene: My head was on Futurama! You must’ve seen that at the very least!
Well even if they had seen him on tv how should they recognize you? You ferrets look all the same.
If ANY ferrets are offended by this then sorry I wasn’t meant to be FURist. Good luck figuring that one out.
*I’m so smart with these.*
(????: No you aren’t.
Gab: Awww… )
Well, should we tranq him or not?
If you’re feeling brave, then go for it. It’ll be your head once his lawyers find out. In terms of danger, lawyers > pack of wolves
Who watches that? We have internet now.
That depends, Keene. You watched that Kardashi wedding? Remember who was the groom?
consequences? i think not!
Animals in the zoo sightseeing the animals in the zoo, animals replacing the mayor, animals becoming movie directors, animals becoming citizens, ANIMALS BECOMING MILLIONAIRES!?!
What has the world come to!!!???!!!
Amen to that.
Oh god, panel 2 is great.
I’ve been told I look like a lot of different celebrities.
You act like you haven’t ever been told what to do by a ferret before! Gosh, what’s wrong with you people?!
That’s just it. They’re people.
I thought a group of animals taking over a major corporation would have been a big story that got them known every where also poor miles he got tranquilized GET WELL SOON! he may hallucinate for a while
hey rick do u read all comments??
I think he does, but it’s impossible for him to reply to all of them. I mean, how else would we get all those neat alt texts?
(also, he’s said so before)
o well i gess i dint see him say it err. i mean rhit it lol
He reads a fair bit of them.
Brick joke! Yay! *Hit in the ead with a random brick* OW! >.<
What IS he? That’s insulting!
I’ll give them who he is, but what? Come on now.
Daawww, it’s cute when people are obnoxious enough to believe that everyone must know who they are simply because they’re rich.
…you mean they don’t? D:
Its a sad truth, that this world contains. If only we could enlighten the poor, and allow them to know about their wealthy overlords, so they will never make this mistake again.
Three words, “Don’t have Cable” thus you’re disconnected from it all, unless, you know, the other three words, “in ter net”
of course i remember you, yuo are simon from tv???? what you mean you are not simon??? XD
Classic Keene x2! XD
Keene in the last one: “Don’t make me angry you won’t like me when i’m angry”
PS: No pic black fox.
Seen Puss in Boot, have you?
No, only Hulk.
Happy Forever Day!!
He is the ONLY famous ferret in the WHOLE world…..and they DONT EVEN KNOW HIM!!!! wow…despicable
What?! I’m caught up?! FINALLY! Great comic, Rick! I feel bad for Miles who was probably swarmed when trying to give the lady to a medic. “She fainted…” “WOLF!” “Not again”
“The problem, of course, is that he has a high-pitched squeaky voice and is impossible to take seriously anyway”
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