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Oh hey guys the book is on Amazon now too
http://www.amazon.com/Housepets-Are-Naked-All-Time/dp/146365152X/
And you can still get direct from Createspace of course https://www.createspace.com/3640453
Now I want to jump in that pool lol!
I second that emotion
CAN I BRING A STRAW
You could but it might be full of fur!
I want access to that pool!
So THAT’S that cause of the war!
It’s completely different from what I’d thought, though with Max and Grape, anything’s possible =3
We still don’t know why the cats attacked.
True, i wonder if they attacked in revenge.
But, i would like to know why they dont just make peace and go swimming in this hot day.
I mean, wouldt it be cute if all dogs and cats would go swimming together? ^_^
Or they were sleeping and someone touched their tummies. I know my cats attack when I do that!
Realy?
I’ve never had a cat for a pet, so it’s nice to know that I should never touch their tummies.
^_^
I rubbed a cat’s tummy and it never attacked me. Though I did get attacked when I rubbed my dog’s tummy.
They can be trained to attack gently, and even solicit tummy rubs, but when cats fight or attack larger pray raking the belly with hindclaws is a common tactic… so they have an instinctive defense against it.
My cat wasn’t a people person. It would always hide in this one corner. ;_;
For the evulz
Clearly, the cats attacked because of their abnormal fear of water. So they used water in the attack.
It was pre-emptive! 0700h will be remembered as an hour that will live to infamy!
and what’s wrong with a pool filled with chocolate mousse? other than being deadly to dogs.
chocolate mousse id rilly good >.>
ai would go swimmin in dat :3
Another case of cat aggression. *sadly shakes his head*
cats aren’t DAT aggressive… all da time >_>
Only because they are incredibly lazy.
yep.
lol those silly Ferrets what in the world will they fill their pool with next. So the cats started this war ok then.
Appears so.
appearances can be deceiving
True, and it’s logical to figure that the cats had some motivation to make the first attack.
I’m currently amusing myself with the idea that Peanut accidentally did something to set this whole thing in motion…
A leader in war always has his own hidden agendas =3
And erk, I don’t fancy swimming in chocolate either… Not that I know how to swim anyway XD
…dosnt animals die if they eat chocolate?
We can be sure that if they intended to eat it, it’s imitation chocolate
not all animals.
if they eat to much chocolate
Chocolate can make many animals sick, but it’s not instantaneous poison to them. My relatives had a back sale once. One of the dogs ate several trays of brownies, all he did was throw them all back up and that might only be because he ate way too much. He lived.
But the dogs still control the pool. They (he) could swim in it and end everything. If that really is all there is to this war…
Him swimming in the pool doesn’t end the war, he just wants to
Though why would an old cat lady have a pool? And isn’t chocolate just as bad for ferrets? Unless being rodents, or a close family to them, they can eat whatever they want?
Might have come with the house?
They’re mustelids: carnivores.
Rodents, by and large, prefer fruits and grains
Ferrets are not related to rodents!
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/3/128832217298107910.jpg
Nothing’s really stopping him. Sure there’s war all around the area, but it’s cool. He’s a wolf.
nuh-uh, dey lost dat ground
They just lost some of their buffer land.
is der a difference o.o?
Yeh, the land is drawn really buff in this strip.
*facepalm*
Well played, Argent, well played *clap*
Woah clap-clap-clap-clap-clap cudos to you Argent
ROFL!
Why am I laughing so much? I knew someone was bound to make this joke sooner or later!
I was surprised I had to
Ummm… you say what now? Help the non english guy out here. O_o”
It is a family guy reference
Off of saving private brian
Don’t you know? It’s traditional to call out when some character is buffer than usual!
Is it really?
Just ask Rick!
Nice job Argent!
Can’t say it not a reasonable war, swimming pools ARE awesome… though I do question how the Dogs can own, let alone rent, a house for their own purposes….
It probably has something to do with the Milton ferrets.
The good old boy’s clubhouse is like a shed, I thought.
And the wolves’ house is really owned by the ferrets, so that’s OK.
Right?
I thought the clubhouse was actually someone’s house. O.O
It’s Bino and Maxwell’s house isn’t it? Which I guess makes it their owner Jeff’s house.
Well, the only time we’ve seen the outside is here: http://www.housepetscomic.com/2008/08/27/its-a-dog-thing/
and that doesn’t show us much
So the cats started this war. Kinda funny when this was suppose to be only between Tiger and Bino.
Um. It was never said this was exclusively an issue between Bino and Tiger. *peers*
We don’t know why the cats attacked. It could be retaliation.
Flooded out? That sounds like more than water balloons (unless they started with one of the big ones). Why do I suspect that – if the cats had anything to do with the flood at all – it probably involved leaving a hose on or fiddling with a fire hydrant?
lol that’s most likely what they did.
“Hey guys, I just have to go out for a sec.”
“Okay, but hurry back, we’re formulating a defense plan against the oncoming cat forces.”
…
*KA-BLOOSH!*
“What in the name of all that is chewy was that?!”
So cats made the first strike and Max & Grape are their leaders? How come I’m not surprised at all.
I kind of wonder why they did it and who came up with the plan my self. I bet it was Max who came up with it.
hold on a moment, thats just one side of the story
Yes very true the Dogs could have done something to make the Cats angry (most likely Bino if anybody) so I really shouldn’t be jumping to conclusions like that for all we know Rockstar Hawk might be lying.
What I should have said is: If what we are being told is true I bet Max was the one that came up with the plan it seems like something he would come up with.
ok i can agree with that, except Bino was asleep
Well I meant that Bino could have done something to Max (which is another reason to suspect that he might have done the attack) or another Cat at another time like maybe the day before and this is revenge or something.
Bino was asleep at noon, so he may have done something late at night the previous night.
I would’ve used vanilla pudding instead. XD
For the pets it would probably really hurt to get hit in the head with a water balloon or a water gun because the water would go right into their ears. :S
I didn’t think of that.
Just last night, I had water stuck in my ear from swimming in my above-ground pool. It was extremely irritating, but thankfully it leaked out overnight.
I can’t imagine how that would feel for a dog/cat/rabbit/chicken/etc.
what chicken?
Seriously, whose side are the ferrets on?
They may be uninvolved.
but one of their territories is involved(the wolves’ house)
And the cats used one of there bombers
There’s been no mention of bombers. *peers*
I think he was talking about whatever launched that huge water balloon
I just assumed that they just had a spare catapult that they used that was large enough to hold a water balloon that size.
…What? I thought everybody had a spare catapult in their shed?
A trebuchet would be more reliable for a payload that size.
Still they would have borrowed it from the ferrets
King could have made a trebuchet for them.
Why would he? He’s a dog
Don’t you leave your catapult unguarded with instructions on how it can be used to launch a nuke water balloon, or am I doing something wrong?
King has… a history… with the Good Old Dog’s club.
History as in, Bino is always hatin’ on king for no
resonReasonReason*
Maybe the Ferrets aren’t on a side but are actually pulling the stings to keep the war going, in fact i would ignore the possibility that they started it just so they could watch
i mean wouldn’t ignore
What’s wrong with a chocolate…oh.
In retrospect, here’s the map of the neighborhood you always wanted. Part of it anyways.
So the wolf house is next to the Good Old Dog’s clubhouse.
This will not end well.
I don’t know if we can trust a map made in crayon by a kid who can’t even be bothered to try to spell “Bigglesworth”
If we can’t trust a wolf, who can we trust?
Our local police force?
Lack of winnie_the_pooh_spelling tag disappoints me.
This is getting more serious (I have got to start coming back here more)
I wish I had a pool full of chocolate mousse, or pudding
I just wish I had a pool… :S
eww… I’m with Rockstar Hawk in this one. Chocolate Mousse/pudding is not only difficult to swim in, it stains fur and after a few hours… it turns in the sun.
It sounds good at first, but in the end it’s just gross.
A pool full of Jello on the other hand…
Hmm… a pool full of Jello…
…
Double Hmm, sounds even more difficult to swim in
who cares about swimming in it?
I mean, its about being ilogical and random…
Plus, a pool of cheese-cake would be much more delicious… ^_^
There’s a filksong about that.
Even if not fur, it’s nearly impossible to get out from underneath scales.
Now that’s something that I’d be concerned over, point taken
Why does it seem like you know this from experience?
I was very… “experimental” as a child. That and a kiddie pool was easier to fill. :3
That is intolerable! Get that wolf to a pool NOW!
I would, but we seem to have misplaced the cue ball
I’m surprised. I’d have expected raisin-topped vanilla yogurt. Ferrets love raisins.
That’s raisinable.
It just strikes me as strange to see “dad” here to mean an actual biological parent
lol me too
Heh, I forgot that the wolves had their own house. When I read that I was thinking “owner”, not “quite literally my biological parent, who is a wolf”.
Gets me every time. :/
Wow… Amazing cause of war…
they are too adorable for my taste
(That is why You are ANIMALS!)
so, why did the cats start the war, or even care? Why not just take cat naps???
An arc about cat naps wouldn’t have been that amazing,would it?
“Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape!”
Oh, I think Peanut wouldn’t let her get a long nap.
I must ask, where did you get your avatar?
That’s not about the comic, though! *peers*
I have drawn it.
Sorry Dissension, just wanted to answer the question.
It’s made some amazing one-offs, though.
why do I get the feeling that the cause of the flood may be the ferrets having emptied out their pool to fill with the chocolate mousse?
You might be right…
But I think Rick will come up with something much more funny
Whatever it might have happened I’m sure Rick will surprise us.
^_^
Lol @ First panel.
Ya know no mater how simple and “half baked”(if I’m using this expression here right) this lil war plan is, there’s already a nice “water war” themed stratedy game is in my head… I know my imagination is hyperactive. XD
(????: It doesn’t matter what you have in your head if you just talk about it all the time and don’t make it in the end…)
They say the cats did it, but we all know who the REAL culprit is:
The Dolphins.
fish
Usurp the human overlords, ehh… i mean, Fish
Canadian dolphins?
Dem dolphins… *stares out at the sea*
Could bath time be the answer to ending the war?
Now I want to see the third war effort. The Milton Ferrets. They would have high tech super soakers and calling in artillery ballooning. Could also have them charge and doing a ferret war dance. I think it would be pretty cool to see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9AVvoQozzU&playnext=1&list=PL320742E3C2BA8BBE
They probably have some F-35s equipped for this kind of thing they bought on a whim.
And he was sounding like such a strategist until that last panel…
I’m impressed the pup lasted that long before going off to right field like that. =P
Wonder where he learned that kind of thing, maybe they get the history/military history channel at their home?
He… plays… chess…
with no less than the fastest reader in the neighborhood
Their father and, probably, mother are pretty smart. They’d most-likely educate their cubs similarly.
this comic is EPIC
I can almost see an avatar spoof with tarot waterbending
Fine, but Zach wants pool rights in exchange for service!
The one filled with water, or the one filled with chocolate mousse?
Completely irrelevant, rabbits are bad swimmers no matter what the pool is filled with
I think Humans are bad swimmers in chocolate mousse too.
The Zach expression in the first slot is so cute…
SO SO CUTE!!!!
and…
WOHOOO!!!! Zach is finally here..
The Great Water War
This is the story of one epic battle,
of two different forces, whose cages were rattled.
One side of cats, the other of dogs
and a misguided rabbit, with his head in a fog.
Dogs led by a wolf, a cub to be exact,
fighting in retaliation, after a surprise cat attack.
The cats, led by Max, try to conquer the pool,
if he thinks that it’s easy, he is quite a fool.
But with the big guns depleted, and balloons running low,
the fatigue of war will soon start to show.
From spying to nukes, anything goes.
But what happens from here, only Rick knows.
Epic, moar poemz plz.
Perhaps as the story line progresses, a poem with every strip would grow tiresome and lose excitement