cheez in a bucket xD
ai’m not sure if dat’s supposed to be “lard bons” or “lard bones” X3
Lard bons, like bon bons
Biney bon biney bon hun bon biney!
Now, what kind of cheese?
It’s not cheese, it’s “Cheez”, which is a handy way of saying “cheese-ish”
Now you’re just beeing cheesy
THE PUNS! THEY BUUUUUUUURN!
Like melted cheese…..?
I’m sorry!!I’m sorry!
you feta be sorry.
The problem with cheese-based puns is that they run out after a while. You can’t use them in long-term punnery, only short Sbrinz.
Then you better brie a better joke……so the conversation isn’t bleu.
Ok, I’ll shut up now. -_-
I think I can provalone you wrong. (that one was lame)
Ehh, they are are terrible.
All of them.
you’re right. none of them are gouda.
Yeah, we’re definitely rennin out.
Is that like “cheese food”?
OH NOEZ! NOT TEH FATTENING SNACK FOODS!
Pfft, I’d buy em.
yeah ai probably would to X3
I wouldn’t get the mayo snaps, but the others could be good
The combination looks perfect!
Mmmmm… lard, cheese, and mayo!
They’re bad for you arteries and all that stuff!…
I’ll take two. :3
All Day Every Day.
i’d also take them,even if they are “bad” x3
Implying they’re bad when they tasty oh so good.
I’d avoid the lard bons and mayo snaps, but I’ll take some cheez-in-a-bucket because I LIKE CHEESE.
Yay! Let’s make a fondie (check spelling) with the cheez-in-a-bucket! (And yes, I’m back! )
did you mean fondue?
Yes, I do. I was going to write that, but I thought… IDK what and I wrote “fondie” xD.
Look, there’s a bad guy, punch him! Solved!
What if it’s a million bad guys in positions of power?
Like they are right now?
Easy. You become a refugee for two years and get everyone to shout some hero’s name at the same time. According to Doctor Who that gives you superpowers. Woo. (Russell T Davies failed from Series 2 onwards)
That only works if you’re a Time Lord, the whole population is psychic, and/or your archnemesis with which you have a disturbing amount of subtext with hatches a plan to steal your time travel machine to create a stable time loop whose sole purpose is further a paradox to wipe out humanity.
So yeah, kinda slim chances there.
Alt Text: W . . . wait . . . is THAT how orphans (do not) dress?
One of em is walking like charlie chaplain
It’s hard not to when you have no knees
Agreed x infinity
Agreed divided by zero
Walking like Chaplin is always the way to go.
From experience, Mayo Snaps are delicious.
Also, yay, The Cyborg!
He’s finally back!
Panel 7 reminds me of “the Merchant” from Resident evil 4 “Got sumthin’ that might interest ya.”
Hey, Stranger, Whatcha buyin?
Not ‘nough cash…. Stranger!
want some candy!!!!!!
Uh-oh, the battle against bad-for-you deliciousness!
Can we fight it with punching? We’ll find out!
Also, Mayo Snaps: part of a balanced breakfast
So the Cyborg is punching with fatty food?
I’m sure he doesn’t think of it that way. What Spot the Superdog would think, I can’t say.
Unless a certain someone would involve “Tackling” into this.
DO I detected a symbolization here..
GOD!!! I REALLY need to go back and read the Spot (superdog) strips!!!
As Adam Savage once said: “Que dramatic music”
What dramatic music?
“qué” = “what”
No, the english “que”, as in start
that would be “cue”
*facepalm* YES! Why can’t I spell!!!
He meant this one.
Use your Super-Metabolism-Power to eat all the junk food and NEVER get fat!!!
Er— to save the kids’ health, of course.
Wait, where are the highly sugared and carbonized sodas? I’m getting thirsty.
They’re still encased in carbonite from the last episode.
Oh my! It’s that Cyborg! O_O
No wait, he can’t be a sugardaddy then, he’d make everything have a metallic taste… Oh HOW evil! XD
Like having a coin in your mouth >.<
Isn’t that more like copper?
lol This one is really good. I guess you really can’t beat this one with punching.
Depends. As Spot (superdog) showed us, everything can be seen as an elaborate way of punching.
Super metabolism! It’s punching, but with your stomach!
Super speed! It’s punchng the laws of physics!
Super-new-power-as-the-plot-demands! It’s punching common sense!
So he just needs to find a way to punch out the fatty foods.
Punch the guy selling them, perhaps?
I dunno, just a thought.
That could work, but think of the lawsuits that would happen!
Punch the lawyers!
not if they’re the ones punching… IN THE COURTROOM!
Hmmm, maybe activism is punching with your thoughts?
Lard bons… That sounds delicious, actually. Like chocolate covered bacon flavored nougat… Man, anybody who sold those would make a mint! Er… not like breath mints… bacon mints are already out there. No seriously.
Quick, brush your teeth with this:
And use these as well:
CHILDHOOD OBESITY!!!! A TURE EVIL THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED BY ANY FORCE!!! WHAT WILL SPOT DO AGAINST THIS BIGGEST CRISIS OF OUR WORLD?! HOUSEPETS! SOLUTION OF OBESITY ON FRIDAY…………
Avoiding fat jokes… >.>
That stuff is probably healthier than the stuff I’ve been eating for years. When can I buy some at the local Wal-Store?
WHAT IS IT INDEED?! 8D
♪ DUN, DUM DUUUH! ♪
BTW, Double-decker comic!
Yes! I coined a term!
What’s the last word in the 7th panel? I can’t read it
That’s the 8th panel. Look at the one before it!
WHAT IS IT INDEED.
….. it’s “vendor” ;P
Will Spot (Superdog) be able to battle CHILD OBESETY?!
What cunning new tactic must he devise to counter this threat to our nation?!
And why are these fatty snacks to so yummy????!!!!
Find out in the next episode of DRAGON BA- Uhhh, SPOT (SUPERDOG)!
Wait, he’s naked in the library!
You know, if the problem is child obesity, one solution is exercise. Punching is exercise. Therefore, the problem can be solved by punching!
but spot is saying he cant solve it with punching i mean he cant just walk up to a kid and punch him until he eats right …….or can he?
I’m just saying Spot never said anything about it having to be him doing the punching
My parents made me do boxing as a required elective in high school. Punching isn’t really all that good as exercise, unless you’re really into it. Mostly because the guys who were really into it were easily able to discourage the rest of us for signing up for the exercise machines.
I like how Spot has a superpower that he never uses for anything.
He probably has hundreds….
Too bad it happens to be the coolest power EVER. :C
Don’t all Superheroes have powers that are mentioned once and never heard of again? Superman had super-ventriloquism or something.
Of course, Peanut cannot use “it was the other writer” as an excuse
My favourite was the Ice-cream vision. Don’t remember if it was Superman who had it, but it’s still an awesome power.
I remember the halcyon days when I was troubled for lack of fulfilling activity. Ah, childhood.
Also, childhood obesity can be defeated through punching in the stomach. But society, with all its strictures and hang-ups about punching children, won’t even consider it. I guess they don’t really *want* a solution.
……that’s a good one…
You can also cure childhood obesity with nuclear war.
Ironically those are probably healthier than the fast food we eat…..despite the lard.
CHEEZ-IN-A-BUKET is my favorite snack
I like how The Cyborg only looked like a cyborg for one panel and yet retains his name
:O He stole the lolrus’ bukkit! And filled it with cheese!
LOL Orphans xD
GAHD I LUV EET~~!
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OK, NOW ITS PERSONAL!
and this reply will probably get deleted.
why me? other comments are just as off topic as mine but i dont see them getting deleted, like that “divide by zero” conversation
I’m seeing plenty of your replies. think about the ones that get deleted and see if they may be controversial or obscene.
and you just snitched on the “divide by zero” conversation.
To the Michelle Obama comment, I said “and Glen Beck us working on a rant to support him” or something like that and now it’s gone
that could cause a flame war. this comment will probably get deleted again.
It was just meant in good humor, no harsh implications intended.
whether intentional or not, it could start a flame war, which would cause a long, off-topic discussion, much like the one we’re having now.
I see that, i was just surprised at how it did. I hopped on here and my comment was gone. A little bit surprising to me as it was sooo….I dunno, seemingly harmless? lol But I get your point. =)
“PSST, Hey kids…”
“There’s a trustworthy-looking vendor!”
XD That’s just awesome! Yip!
Lol! And, Yip? 0.o
What, no slowpoke tails?!
no RAGECANDYBAR either
what a hack.
He should sell some rare candy, that could be interesting.
Okay Rick, I’mma say this:
Really, please, work on Peanut and Grape’s relationship.
It’s gotta develop :\
It is developing. Or not fast enough for you?
Sit back and enjoy the comic.
no no no.
Grape + Peanut = no
Peanut + Tarot = OK
Grape + Res (Or max w/e) = OK
relationships don’t have to mean romantic ones.
true, but you don’t really think that anybody refers to any other kind of relationship when asking that question, do you?
Well, ok, sometimes they are, but not when the people involved make a (possible) romantic couple.
Besides which, their sibling-like relationship is already well-developped. Peanut has the whole Annoying Younger Sibling schtik going for him and is pretty jealous of Grape (in a way which reminds me of when I was younger and wanted to hog my brother’s attention), while Grape is more an Aloof big Brother, who really cares more than she lets on at first glance. (at least that’s what I think)
Yay, the cyborg’s back, dressed as a trustworthy-looking vendor! =3
Those orphans are…. adorable…
“Wow we sure are living a healthy lifestyle”
“Yes but we are troubled for lack of fulfilling activity”
And so they turned to JUNK FOOD!
Panel 6 – trollface xD
Oops, i mean panel 8 >.<
Peanut seems to be getting better at his comics at least.
I don’t know. i rather liked the old style with “Spot likes orphans and then we shoot him.”
Everything is punching.
Cheese in a bucket! That’s healthy! It’s made with milk! And it’s in a bucket so there’s even something for your local lolrus!
I saw this after Friday’s cuz I missed Wednesday’s for some reason. Oh, yes. OH, YES. This is gonna be hilarious. X3
XTREAM close up btw
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