Our Nation’s Enemy

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  1. netherwolf

    cheez in a bucket xD

    • sonic id furreh!!!

      ai’m not sure if dat’s supposed to be “lard bons” or “lard bones” X3

      • Bino

        Lard bons, like bon bons

        • Frank

          Biney bon biney bon hun bon biney!

          …wait

          • silverfang16

            Foxie bon.

    • silverfang16

      Now, what kind of cheese?

      • CaptainPea

        It’s not cheese, it’s “Cheez”, which is a handy way of saying “cheese-ish”

        • SuicidalLemming

          2% cheese

          98% FUUNNNN

          • Frank

            Now you’re just beeing cheesy

          • Skykitsune

            THE PUNS! THEY BUUUUUUUURN!

          • silverfang16

            Like melted cheese…..?

            I’m sorry!!I’m sorry!

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            you feta be sorry.

          • Kamron

            The problem with cheese-based puns is that they run out after a while. You can’t use them in long-term punnery, only short Sbrinz.

          • silverfang16

            Then you better brie a better joke……so the conversation isn’t bleu.

            Ok, I’ll shut up now. -_-

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            I think I can provalone you wrong. (that one was lame)

          • silverfang16

            Ehh, they are are terrible.

          • silverfang16

            All of them.

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            you’re right. none of them are gouda.

          • Kamron

            Yeah, we’re definitely rennin out.

        • Argent Stonecutter

          Is that like “cheese food”?

      • Lupus

        In-a-buket variety

    • CaptainPea

      It’s “buket”

  2. sonic id furreh!!!

    OH NOEZ! NOT TEH FATTENING SNACK FOODS!

    • RegularBird

      Pfft, I’d buy em.

      • sonic id furreh!!!

        yeah ai probably would to X3

      • FreeFull

        I wouldn’t get the mayo snaps, but the others could be good

      • Chip Uni

        The combination looks perfect!

        Mmmmm… lard, cheese, and mayo!

    • Tha Housedog

      They’re bad for you arteries and all that stuff!…
      I’ll take two. :3

      • RegularBird

        All Day Every Day.

      • netherwolf

        i’d also take them,even if they are “bad” x3

        • RegularBird

          Implying they’re bad when they tasty oh so good.

      • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

        I’d avoid the lard bons and mayo snaps, but I’ll take some cheez-in-a-bucket because I LIKE CHEESE.

        • Mystic Wolf

          Yay! Let’s make a fondie (check spelling) with the cheez-in-a-bucket! (And yes, I’m back! :D )

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            did you mean fondue?

          • Mystic Wolf

            Yes, I do. I was going to write that, but I thought… IDK what and I wrote “fondie” xD.

    • Argent Stonecutter

      Look, there’s a bad guy, punch him! Solved!

      • Frank

        What if it’s a million bad guys in positions of power?

        • anon_omis

          Like they are right now?

        • Lupus

          Easy. You become a refugee for two years and get everyone to shout some hero’s name at the same time. According to Doctor Who that gives you superpowers. Woo. (Russell T Davies failed from Series 2 onwards)

          • darkgloomie

            That only works if you’re a Time Lord, the whole population is psychic, and/or your archnemesis with which you have a disturbing amount of subtext with hatches a plan to steal your time travel machine to create a stable time loop whose sole purpose is further a paradox to wipe out humanity.

            So yeah, kinda slim chances there.

        • Argent Stonecutter

          More punching!

  3. Zero159

    FIRE!!!

  4. Bino

    Childhood obesity!!!

  5. RegularBird

    Alt Text: W . . . wait . . . is THAT how orphans (do not) dress?

    Cute orphans.

    • Bino

      One of em is walking like charlie chaplain

      • Icharus

        It’s hard not to when you have no knees

        • RegularBird

          Agreed

        • anon_omis

          Agreed

        • sonic id furreh!!!

          agreed

        • ben

          Agreed x infinity

        • X_Intolerable_X

          Agreed divided by zero

      • Chaplin, A PERSON WHO COMMENTS

        Walking like Chaplin is always the way to go.

  6. Dissension

    From experience, Mayo Snaps are delicious.

    Also, yay, The Cyborg!

    • RegularBird

      He’s finally back!

  7. Ryufire

    Panel 7 reminds me of “the Merchant” from Resident evil 4 “Got sumthin’ that might interest ya.” :D

    • RegularBird

      Hey, Stranger, Whatcha buyin?

      • natranr

        Not ‘nough cash…. Stranger!

  8. Icharus

    Uh-oh, the battle against bad-for-you deliciousness!
    Can we fight it with punching? We’ll find out!
    Also, Mayo Snaps: part of a balanced breakfast

  9. LegendaryHero

    So the Cyborg is punching with fatty food?

    • Dissension

      I’m sure he doesn’t think of it that way. What Spot the Superdog would think, I can’t say.

      • RegularBird

        Unless a certain someone would involve “Tackling” into this.

  10. Levi

    DO I detected a symbolization here..

  11. anon_omis

    GOD!!! I REALLY need to go back and read the Spot (superdog) strips!!!

  12. anon_omis

    As Adam Savage once said: “Que dramatic music”

    • FreakazoidVocaloid

      What dramatic music?

      …sorry.

      • anon_omis

        What?

        • Frank

          “qué” = “what”

          • anon_omis

            No, the english “que”, as in start

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            that would be “cue”

          • anon_omis

            *facepalm* YES! Why can’t I spell!!!

      • Shady Kitsune

        He meant this one.
        http://www.dramabutton.com/

  13. MKarrow

    Use your Super-Metabolism-Power to eat all the junk food and NEVER get fat!!!

    Er— to save the kids’ health, of course.

  14. MillerDark

    Wait, where are the highly sugared and carbonized sodas? I’m getting thirsty. :(

  15. gaboris

    Oh my! It’s that Cyborg! O_O

    No wait, he can’t be a sugardaddy then, he’d make everything have a metallic taste… Oh HOW evil! XD

    • RegularBird

      Like having a coin in your mouth >.<

      • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

        or blood.

        • gaboris

          Isn’t that more like copper?

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            still metallic.

          • gaboris

            Point there. :D

  16. IceKitsune

    lol This one is really good. I guess you really can’t beat this one with punching.

    • darkgloomie

      Depends. As Spot (superdog) showed us, everything can be seen as an elaborate way of punching.

      Super metabolism! It’s punching, but with your stomach!
      Super speed! It’s punchng the laws of physics!
      Super-new-power-as-the-plot-demands! It’s punching common sense!

      So he just needs to find a way to punch out the fatty foods.

      • FreakazoidVocaloid

        Punch the guy selling them, perhaps?
        I dunno, just a thought.

        • darkgloomie

          That could work, but think of the lawsuits that would happen!

          • Argent Stonecutter

            Punch the lawyers!

          • darkgloomie

            not if they’re the ones punching… IN THE COURTROOM!

  17. Profesor Rod

    oh no…

    OH NO!!!

  18. Steve

    Hmmm, maybe activism is punching with your thoughts?

  19. the1truesushiboy

    Lard bons… That sounds delicious, actually. Like chocolate covered bacon flavored nougat… Man, anybody who sold those would make a mint! Er… not like breath mints… bacon mints are already out there. No seriously.

  20. Shuma Jindivi

    CHILDHOOD OBESITY!!!! A TURE EVIL THAT CANNOT BE STOPPED BY ANY FORCE!!! WHAT WILL SPOT DO AGAINST THIS BIGGEST CRISIS OF OUR WORLD?! HOUSEPETS! SOLUTION OF OBESITY ON FRIDAY…………

  21. FreakazoidVocaloid

    Avoiding fat jokes… >.>

  22. Salenstormwing

    That stuff is probably healthier than the stuff I’ve been eating for years. When can I buy some at the local Wal-Store?

  23. T-Squared

    WHAT IS IT INDEED?! 8D

  24. WingedWolfGirl

    ♪ DUN, DUM DUUUH! ♪

    BTW, Double-decker comic!

    • anon_omis

      Yes! I coined a term!

  25. anon_omis

    What’s the last word in the 7th panel? I can’t read it

    • Frank

      “Mayo Snaps”?

      • anon_omis

        That’s the 8th panel. Look at the one before it!

        • MKarrow

          WHAT IS IT INDEED.

          ….. it’s “vendor” ;P

          • anon_omis

            Thanks

  26. Shady Kitsune

    Will Spot (Superdog) be able to battle CHILD OBESETY?!
    What cunning new tactic must he devise to counter this threat to our nation?!
    And why are these fatty snacks to so yummy????!!!!

    Find out in the next episode of DRAGON BA- Uhhh, SPOT (SUPERDOG)!

  27. Frank

    Wait, he’s naked in the library!

  28. Frank

    You know, if the problem is child obesity, one solution is exercise. Punching is exercise. Therefore, the problem can be solved by punching!

    er… QED?

    • huntersunday

      but spot is saying he cant solve it with punching i mean he cant just walk up to a kid and punch him until he eats right …….or can he?

      • Frank

        I’m just saying Spot never said anything about it having to be him doing the punching :P

        • Argent Stonecutter

          My parents made me do boxing as a required elective in high school. Punching isn’t really all that good as exercise, unless you’re really into it. Mostly because the guys who were really into it were easily able to discourage the rest of us for signing up for the exercise machines.

  29. Ray The Whimsical Lampshade

    I like how Spot has a superpower that he never uses for anything.

    • silverfang16

      He probably has hundreds….

    • MKarrow

      Too bad it happens to be the coolest power EVER. :C

    • Frank

      Don’t all Superheroes have powers that are mentioned once and never heard of again? Superman had super-ventriloquism or something.

      Of course, Peanut cannot use “it was the other writer” as an excuse

      • darkgloomie

        My favourite was the Ice-cream vision. Don’t remember if it was Superman who had it, but it’s still an awesome power.

  30. Devin Parker

    I remember the halcyon days when I was troubled for lack of fulfilling activity. Ah, childhood.

    Also, childhood obesity can be defeated through punching in the stomach. But society, with all its strictures and hang-ups about punching children, won’t even consider it. I guess they don’t really *want* a solution.

    • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

      ^_Q

    • Shuma Jindivi

      ……that’s a good one…

    • Argent Stonecutter

      You can also cure childhood obesity with nuclear war.

  31. silverfang16

    Ironically those are probably healthier than the fast food we eat…..despite the lard.

  32. CaptainPea

    CHEEZ-IN-A-BUKET is my favorite snack

  33. CaptainPea

    I like how The Cyborg only looked like a cyborg for one panel and yet retains his name

  34. Jennifer the Dark

    :O He stole the lolrus’ bukkit! And filled it with cheese!

  35. Chaplin, A PERSON WHO COMMENTS

    LOL Orphans xD

  36. SamySax

    GAHD I LUV EET~~!

  37. Dissension

    Moderator Note: If your comments are deleted, it’s because you’re doing something wrong. If, for example, your comment could be taken as offensive and cause a flame war, it’ll be preemptively deleted. If your comment contains profanity and slips past the filter, it’ll be deleted. Remember that the rating of the comic is PG.

    • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

      in other words, don’t curse and don’t (intentionally or unintentionally) troll.

    • anon_omis

      OK, NOW ITS PERSONAL!

      • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

        and this reply will probably get deleted.

        • anon_omis

          why me? other comments are just as off topic as mine but i dont see them getting deleted, like that “divide by zero” conversation

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            I’m seeing plenty of your replies. think about the ones that get deleted and see if they may be controversial or obscene.

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            and you just snitched on the “divide by zero” conversation.

          • anon_omis

            To the Michelle Obama comment, I said “and Glen Beck us working on a rant to support him” or something like that and now it’s gone

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            that could cause a flame war. this comment will probably get deleted again.

          • Firewolf

            It was just meant in good humor, no harsh implications intended.

          • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

            whether intentional or not, it could start a flame war, which would cause a long, off-topic discussion, much like the one we’re having now.

          • Firewolf

            I see that, i was just surprised at how it did. I hopped on here and my comment was gone. A little bit surprising to me as it was sooo….I dunno, seemingly harmless? lol But I get your point. =)

      • Rick Griffin

        Hey, hush

        • anon_omis

          >:(

  38. Islefox

    “PSST, Hey kids…”

    “There’s a trustworthy-looking vendor!”

    XD That’s just awesome! Yip!

    • Firewolf

      Lol! And, Yip? 0.o

  39. Indagare

    What, no slowpoke tails?!

    • darkgloomie

      no RAGECANDYBAR either :(

      what a hack.

      • Indagare

        He should sell some rare candy, that could be interesting.

  40. SeriouSquid

    Okay Rick, I’mma say this:
    Really, please, work on Peanut and Grape’s relationship.
    It’s gotta develop :\

    • Foxstar

      It is developing. Or not fast enough for you?

      Sit back and enjoy the comic.

    • Chaplin, A PERSON WHO COMMENTS

      no no no.
      Grape + Peanut = no
      Peanut + Tarot = OK
      Grape + Res (Or max w/e) = OK

      • SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent

        relationships don’t have to mean romantic ones.

        • darkgloomie

          true, but you don’t really think that anybody refers to any other kind of relationship when asking that question, do you?

          Well, ok, sometimes they are, but not when the people involved make a (possible) romantic couple.

          Besides which, their sibling-like relationship is already well-developped. Peanut has the whole Annoying Younger Sibling schtik going for him and is pretty jealous of Grape (in a way which reminds me of when I was younger and wanted to hog my brother’s attention), while Grape is more an Aloof big Brother, who really cares more than she lets on at first glance. (at least that’s what I think)

  41. Scientist

    Yay, the cyborg’s back, dressed as a trustworthy-looking vendor! =3

  42. Insigma

    Those orphans are…. adorable…

  43. RockstarRaccoon

    “Wow we sure are living a healthy lifestyle”
    “Yes but we are troubled for lack of fulfilling activity”
    And so they turned to JUNK FOOD!

  44. Blaze

    Panel 6 – trollface xD

    • Blaze

      Oops, i mean panel 8 >.<

  45. Revolution25

    Peanut seems to be getting better at his comics at least. :)

    • Oren Otter

      I don’t know. i rather liked the old style with “Spot likes orphans and then we shoot him.”

  46. Zero159

    Everything is punching.

  47. Oren Otter

    Cheese in a bucket! That’s healthy! It’s made with milk! And it’s in a bucket so there’s even something for your local lolrus!

  48. FerreTrip

    I saw this after Friday’s cuz I missed Wednesday’s for some reason. Oh, yes. OH, YES. This is gonna be hilarious. X3

  49. revolution25

    XTREAM close up btw