If you’d ever been down here and looked around, you’d have noticed the vast number of golf courses we have. Plus, yeah…last I checked golfers prefer sand traps and water over snowbanks and ice. -grin-
1) Keene probably ate their golf ball, mistaken it for an albino mouse, and them guys didn’t like it.
2) just three random men, whom are now in the story and got their game ruined (probably).
That’s pretty much it
Considering the ferrets are now one of the richest entities in the world, and somewhat vindictive when slighted at that, you can expect that that security guy will not have a job after today.
After security was called but before this statement the golfers probably asked, “Why did you just eat our ball?”…(this panel) Keane: “…Because it ‘looked like’ a mouse, alright?!”…So far as the hanging by his tail…I would say that since the Security Guard has him close even to his bottom that the strain on his bones, muscles, skin, and discs are very low…more unpleasant than painful…nice panel/strip overall…
Actually, in my experience, we always punished our ferts by hanging them by the scruff. That said, Keene is actually kinda huge here, isn’t he? He’s usually shorter than the other pets, who all usually come up about waist high or a bit taller/shorter (except for Rex). Or maybe it’s because of his ferret tail. Those things are, in tail-to-body ratio, pretty thick compared to other animals.
All the animals in this universe are “kinda huge”. The mice are about the size of our rabbits, the rabbits are about the size of our wolves, and the wolves are a bout the size of human pro wrestlers!
Also, considering that the two golfers seem to be looking at the security guy, and the SG has his hand stuffed in his pocket like he thinks grabbing keene by his tail wasn’t such a hot idea, one might infer the golfers are actually mad at the security guy.
Yo sir have just made my day lolz!
Alt Text: “Now can I please play through?!”
Looks at the humans: “Sorry animal instincts kicked in gosh”
“Well, that’s never happened to me”
(paper bag pops)
“Aaaaah!”
Hahah oh wow.
Keene, Keene, Keene…Lolz.
Classic
Just because it looks like something doesn’t mean it is.
haaaaa! epic one-liner-one-pager combo
Oopsie!
xD Really funny strip, I think that nobody will do a “put” this time!
hole in one
Too bad it’s the wrong “one”
Do you think he will settle for a “birdie”?
*slaps all you for horrible puns*
*wosh* Ha! That was a whiff you sandbagger
…
(begins to clap slowly)
*Guard 99 miss*
What are you doing?
*Miss again*
Hey!
*Mystic Wolf attack and -9999 HP*
(Sorry because the off-topic, but I had to do it :3)
I wonder were ’s the rest of them..hopefully in a more un-akward moment.
Um… what exactly looked like a mouse? on the golf course? while he could get in trouble for?
Also, is it strange that I only find the part about the mouse weird?
nope…
Probably he ate a golf ball or a typical white glove! xD
He mistook one of the golf balls for a running mouse.
why florida?
Because the ferrets are rich, and they can (and) travel to everywhere they want to.
but shouldn’t there town have a golf place
*their
If you want to play golf, you would play with snow?
Because of the snow, duh.
And he heard about these giant mice in some theme park there.
their house probably has a golf course, but it’s much nicer in Florida.
No snow, except that one summer a few years ago.
Why not?
Why Florida you ask? Because our golf courses are AWESOME!
*high fives*
If you’d ever been down here and looked around, you’d have noticed the vast number of golf courses we have. Plus, yeah…last I checked golfers prefer sand traps and water over snowbanks and ice. -grin-
why? it would make it much easier to retrieve your ball.
Pretty weird golf ball to look like a mouse, eh?
Well, it was going for a hole.
Good point.
And it was white.
There are far more worst things than ferrets on the green.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uXZ3_A2nGs
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fox+steals+golf+ball
I count at least six different courses with foxes stealing golf balls, there.
Again, there are far more worst things than ferrets on the green.
Even if they’re really cute… and fuzzy
Okay 1) NOW I wanna know what he did. 2) Are those guys anybody in the story or just the ones who got their game disturbed?
Well, now they are in the story of getting their game disturbed! xD
1) Keene probably ate their golf ball, mistaken it for an albino mouse, and them guys didn’t like it.
2) just three random men, whom are now in the story and got their game ruined (probably).
That’s pretty much it
actually, only two of them had their game disturbed. the third guy is security.
As a golf addict, I laughed out loud at this, especially the alt-text.
Hey Keene should get to know this fox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWBcRXspIug
There’s been at least half a dozen golf courses with a similar problem, in both the USA and the UK.
Golf is… sortakindamaybe fun.
…to play, not to watch
sortakindamaybenotreallykthxbai
XD
Isn’t hanging by the tail painful?
His tail is short,so i don’t think it’l hurt..(much)
Pro golfers frown upon touching the ball with anything but the clubs. BIG NO NO.
And especially eating the balls.
As soon as he’s able, Keene buys the golf course, fires the security guards, and bans these pro golfers.
Lol silly Keen XD
Even with this and the last strip Keene was in, I still think he’s the sanest of the Milton Ferrets.
Agreed, XD
I think Lana is more sensible.
At least he won’t get in trouble since he’s rich, right?
pretty much.
He’s rich enough to by that golf course..what am i saying?!He probably has enough to by Florida! xD
Did he try to run over everything with a golfcart? My brother did that once XD
its not like he can just buy the place…
oh wait. he can…..
Lol, he’s rich! Where’s his personal security officer to prevent this kina stuff?
Relaxing somewhere in Palm Beach xD
Nah, he’s facepalming just off-panel, “You got yourself into this…”
It’s a good thing he wasn’t at Disney World, he’d have seen a big mouse there too.
Haha, nice…
ramdom.
Luv the detail of the bushes and trees back there.
God, the one on the left is FAT
Wow, I’m laughing so hard because as mean as it is, it’s true…
Needs a tag “security guy”.
The security guy is a pro golfer in his free time
Oh, of course!
rick best florida joke i have ever heard and i live in florida!
KEENE! WHO ATE ALL THE GOLF BALLS!?
You dare yell at me, Jeeves?
Considering the ferrets are now one of the richest entities in the world, and somewhat vindictive when slighted at that, you can expect that that security guy will not have a job after today.
or you can suspect that the golf course its self wont be there for long either
also love this pick
“Keene! Who ate all the golf balls?!!”
Darn Ball, you look like Spo!
BALL!
After security was called but before this statement the golfers probably asked, “Why did you just eat our ball?”…(this panel) Keane: “…Because it ‘looked like’ a mouse, alright?!”…So far as the hanging by his tail…I would say that since the Security Guard has him close even to his bottom that the strain on his bones, muscles, skin, and discs are very low…more unpleasant than painful…nice panel/strip overall…
Actually, in my experience, we always punished our ferts by hanging them by the scruff. That said, Keene is actually kinda huge here, isn’t he? He’s usually shorter than the other pets, who all usually come up about waist high or a bit taller/shorter (except for Rex). Or maybe it’s because of his ferret tail. Those things are, in tail-to-body ratio, pretty thick compared to other animals.
ANYWAY: *lol*
All the animals in this universe are “kinda huge”. The mice are about the size of our rabbits, the rabbits are about the size of our wolves, and the wolves are a bout the size of human pro wrestlers!
Which means humans are the size of giants!
And what size are giants?
Actually, that raises an interesting point: maybe humans are just smaller in this universe
You sir, just got an internet
I believe this entire set of one-offs will form a food chain
Friday’s comic will involve somebody wanting to eat a ferret
Also, considering that the two golfers seem to be looking at the security guy, and the SG has his hand stuffed in his pocket like he thinks grabbing keene by his tail wasn’t such a hot idea, one might infer the golfers are actually mad at the security guy.
i mentioned that the ferrets wanted to eat Spo on Mondays strip… do you thinkd that had any ifluence?
Probably not.
v_v
Aaah, Animal Discrimination. Poor Spo, can never play Golf in Florida….you know, I don’t think he’d care. XD
I would have loled if it was Tiger Woods he was playing with
Ah!! You bet me to it!!!
Now I see with your two avatars that Keene is allways wearing something on the head… And in the same position!
Maybe he just likes hats?
I just noticed that for a ferret, Keene is pretty huge here. He’s like the size of a small dog.
See my answer to FerreTip’s comment:
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/02/23/relaxing-pastime/comment-page-1/#comment-63795
Lol. nothing else need be said.
Hmm… I see that ferrets are bigger in this world.
I wonder what it was? =:S
It’s implied to be a golf ball.
a typical ferret thing XD
Spo’s lucky he’s not Keene’s pet instead of Fido’s!
I can’t agree more what a really thoughtfully written story, thank you for sharing this!