BUT, because it is both relevant and ever-amusing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE

You want to herd cats? Learn from the real deal.

I believe (but I’m not entirely sure- could be wrong) the answer given for Aerix’s type was exactly this:
“Ah sez it az Ah like it, nya! >:3
And iz not speikin’ iz typin’. ;p”

Approximately: “I say what I wish to say in the fashion I prefer above any other. [This may bother you, but I stand by what I have said and will not substitute my preference for another.]
If we were speaking to one another, things might be different, but we aren’t; we are typing. [You may not have considered this, but despite how I may look and/or act, I do maintain a grasp on English allowing me to discern the two.]

If I’m not mistaken, Sonic Id shares this philosophy.

P.S.: I am fluent, but do no render regular translation services due to radical differences between this and traditional English dialects. For example, emotes such as ‘mischievous cat’ and ‘winking tongue’ can have as many as SEVEN distinct meanings, depending on the context in which they are used! To say nothing of how they interact with each other! Luckily, there weren’t any conflicts… this time.

“Well, there was this commercial that said the auth– *GASP!* OMYGAWDMISSAUBURNISCOMINGTOSIGNBOOKSINEEDTOBUYNEWCOPIESOFEVERYONEOFTHEMEVENTHOUGHIALREADYHAVETHEMINSOFTCOVERANDHARDCOVERANDEVERYCOMPANIONSOONLYFRESHPRINTTOUCHESTHEMAGICALHANDSOF–” *pop*

-…*sigh* “Hold still.”

It could be called… Animal, uh…

…Planet! Yeah!