Max Freeman who is Gordan Freeman’s brother was at his office typing on the computer. He got a e-mail from his brother that said, Aliens and Monsters were attacking his place.
-and now a random quote-
“The pants were singing and the birds and the sun were almost out of the sky”
Uhu, but thank teh ceiling-cat she’s a psychic pro’s apprentice, nya! “^.^
Or else she might have angered or pulled in a ebil spirit, like a demon or a vengeful spirit, nya… O.o
And tha iz bad! O.O If ya watched Paranormal Activity or The Exorcist, ya can C teh resultz… *Shudders*
Ouch, point there man… But although PA almost made me ruin my pants for a week(was only about 5 days) if we look up the other two endings for it we can call ourselves lucky. :p
How many people think the next arc will be about Max in therapy? Then Sabrina probably confronts Spookmaster and we find out more about this Master of Spooks. Anyone?
@Rocket: I didn’t say bet I said think. This is just for a matter of opinion.
@Dalonewolf: As for your cookies, have the whole stinkin’ stand! Better!?!
I told everyone to come claim their cookies. I assume everyone got them on their own. Since you gave me infinite cookies, you get the stand that holds them.
Theme park world arc. Somewhere near the beginning. I forget the actual name of the strip, but it’s about the bigglesworth racing. Just after joey gets a charicature.
*laughs hysterically* Now that’s awesome *places paw to my face still laughing* haha is it wrong that I find him being horribly scared to be totally hilarious *shakes head* haha
1) Max’s reaction because of going through hell itself is a bit “late” (from trying to process what just happened), therefor making the woodland critters think they’re actually scaring him.
2) Max is actually scared because of the woodland critters.
Well it would seem that the fun/ violent after effects of mental scaring (couppled with the loss of one of his nine lives) are beginning to reak havoc on max’s mind. But at least mental scarrs can be treated…with theripy…and medication…and more theripy………or you could see if Sabrina could “help” agin……….
I love the way Max’s eyes (panel 2) go unfocused, then (Panel 3) focuses on the “Ghosts” and finally (Panel 4) get to the stage where they’ve-seen-far-too-much-in-a-short-spaceoftime! classical Gordon Bennett moment.
You have been weighed. You have been measured. You have been found wanting. May God have mercy on your Soul, if it is in his power to do so. Welcome to the new world
ha!
Alt-Text: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
Or, in other words. A reckless disregard for gravity. A-yep.
According to the law of cartoon physics, may it have mercy on your souls….
Haha, I wonder how foolish he’ll feel after this. (Despite the fact he’s just had one of the most terrifying experiences ever)
Aw, no one’s getting the indie game reference?
…it was a reference?
*Please Explain in a 500-word essay please.*
But that’s VVVVVV?
ai’m still confused
sum1 please explain T-T
http://store.steampowered.com/app/15520/ yup.avi
What vc45689 said.
VVVVVV is a gravity switching platformer. Aaaaaaaaaaaah however, is also this:
http://www.indiegames.com/blog/2009/09/review_aaaaa_-_a_reckless_disr.html
Sorry for the utter lack of communication on my part. I’m a big indie games follower.
Correction!
“Aaaaaaaaaaaah however, is also this:”
Should instead be:
“A review on aaaaaaaaaa can be foud here”
*foud?
*found
*Round?
mound
Pound.
Sound.
Wound.
Bound.
…
Tound?
OMGITSBEDSHEETRUN!
Although truly… anyone would be scared of the next vaguely ’scary’ thing to pop up in front of them
I’m of the opinion that Max is still tripping from the actual haunting and doesn’t even know there’s some bedsheets in front of his nose.
Oh, he knows. His eyes turn towards them…well, his very small pupils do.
No, he’s just screaming at everything and nothing.
Kesarra!
What is that pic?!?
I seen it on somebody’s comp.
It’s a ghost get in the car!
Beautiful just BEAUTIFUL!!!!
But they’re wearing bags!
bed sheets -_-
bags, bed sheets, clothes, same thing… E|;D
I’m never letting you make my bed.
I don’t have to. It’s already been done for you!
Is that a squirrel under a bed sheet?
Its a coon and a squirrel!
Coon? I don’t remember any coon.
Look at the eyes of the larger one, they’re surrounded by a brown mask with white around the mask
Hey, you’re right that is a coon.
Well, coon I dub the Bags.
And the squirrel’s Eustace.
Get it? If not I’m going away now.
I get it… now we just need a deer to name Muriel
Well, there was a deer too, but I don’t know if if was a doe or nut.
Why a deer?
Muriel: Courage, be a dear and fetch me another cup of tea.
…
(Begins to clap slowly)
heh ai get naow that took meh laike ah half hour to figure out X3
“We interupt this program to bring you, Maxwell the Cowardly Cat Show! Starring Maxwell, The cowardly cat!
NNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! DX
MAI CHILDHOOD!!!!!!!!!!! DX
The coons were the first woodland creatures Zach met.
That seems to be reasonable…
It appears to be, yes.
Hey! It’s Pete!!!
wut?… no it’s not
Unfortunately, this puts Max at eight lives lost…
Nah, this counts as life continuation number 7, AKA 1/99 HP
MAX has only one life to live now.
Now Max only have a Half-Life
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences!
Max Freeman who is Gordan Freeman’s brother was at his office typing on the computer. He got a e-mail from his brother that said, Aliens and Monsters were attacking his place.
-and now a random quote-
“The pants were singing and the birds and the sun were almost out of the sky”
I know its John freeman but I just Max in there cause Alex made a Half-Life joke XD
But why Max? Why not someone(Bino) that deserves(Bino) being(Bino) scared to death(Fish) like Bino.
Because this is
SPARTA!Scaredy Cats Arc and we’d expect scaredy cats…lol Max’s face in panel 4!
Looks like my buddy when he got tased
I don’t want to know. ACTyually I do! Was it a dare? Or some form of police training?
augh *shivers* getting tazed hurt like **** DX!!!!
Never been tased, but my jerkface cousin pulled a nasty trick on me with an electric fence once.
uh…. yea… training. lol
Yes…training how to run away from something while being shot to be tazed…
lol I love Maxs’ face in the last panel
Aw, poor Max.
Yes, poor Maxie…
Lets all give Max a great big HUG!!!
Yes Definitely!! HUG~~
I think…that hugging a scared cat…would be one of the faster ways to have your face removed! XD
*hugs anyway*
Not really, grabbing the scared cat by the tail and putting it on your face is the quickest way to have your face removed…
…and giving him a hug in midair…
aaaaww what a cute little cat come here so I can hu…
max: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc.
HEY COME BACK HERE
Huggle!
AH! COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG REFERENCE!!!
But there’s no hole in his tooth.
Half a hole in his ear, does that count?
I was gonna say if you zoom in close enough, you can see that there is a little hole on one of the fangs, but that works too…
I guess so.
Now he has to run back to Grape and make those funny impressions Courage does.
GRAAAAAAAPE!
oh yah wen courage is laike “hubitahub hubita- hubituhub”
XD
Hey! Maybe he’ll dress up as the spookmaster in order to show what he saw.
PENTAQUISMIRIOEXAQUISQUILIOTETRACOSIOEXAPENTAGONAL!!!
Ok no xD
Yay Zach Stalkers are back and with more power that last time!
indeed
but stupid as ever
…What.
Panel 2 Max is huggable
I was thinking same thing!
…in that he needs a hug.
Max plushie!
http://s621.photobucket.com/albums/tt300/Meerkat4Me/?action=view¤t=1286779391530.jpg&newest=1
Max: “Hold Me”
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6517/hos11cz6.png
Yeah, he does look in vital need of some comfort.
Which kind of comfort? I believe the best way to do this is by splashing a bucket of water on him so that it will negate the fear…
Southern.
Tornadoes work too, y’know!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Comfort
Southern Comfort makes a Hurricane, will that do?
That’s a HUGE scream bubble.
trouma 4 life
*trauma
Between Zach’s and Max’s freak out.
This one is just priceless.
Best….Reaction…..Yet
i LOVE max’s eyes in the last panel! lol!
It would only be funnier if we could see Max’s uvula.
But then that would make the comic completely canon!
Later : “… I think we’ve broken him.”
3rd panel: Big Pupils O_O
4th panel: Little Pupils ._.
How do you make a facial expression, that has the pupils already minimized, appear even more shocked?…Minimize the iris. X3
Oh right the pupils are the ones at the center of the iris…
Eye get confoosed with dat. XP
Eye see what you did there. X3
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa etc.! Stop using my eye!!!
Eye see what YOU did there. ( T_T)\(^-^ )
oh god, so cute XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*notices mushroom cloud in the distance*
Oh noes! Someone’s been dividing by zero!
woooooooooooo math rules
5/0= this row of comment’s just blew up
OK, what game was that? The one where if you died right at the beginning it went something like:
Your final score is 5 out of a possible 0 points.
*CRASH*
Because it was trying to print a line “Your final grade is xxx%” and it divided by zero and crashed.
Couldn’t you do that with a Tic-Tac-Toe program?
I thought it was a text adventure, but you could be right.
But that was my bonus score on the math test! *foom*
…. poor max
some how I fear he’ll never be the same…. ever [...]
Wow. I almost feel bad for the guy… keyword: almost =D
Awww, piggy back scares don’t count DX
And that costid another 1 of Max’s life… “^w^
Next time Maxy, B carefull wut ya wish fur, nya! >:3
It might sertainly come true! >;3
Espeshully if yer ex-grrrl-friend has psychic/mystical powerz, nya… {:3
Hey now, don’t be killing Max, now!
Ahm not killin’ Maxy! O.o
Iz hiz ex-grrrl-friend Sabrina, nya! Ó.Ò *hides behind his tail*
ai raight it’s laike his ex-grrrl-friend can txt ghosties wit ah wigi-board 0_o
Uhu, but thank teh ceiling-cat she’s a psychic pro’s apprentice, nya! “^.^
Or else she might have angered or pulled in a ebil spirit, like a demon or a vengeful spirit, nya… O.o
And tha iz bad! O.O If ya watched Paranormal Activity or The Exorcist, ya can C teh resultz… *Shudders*
Ouch, point there man… But although PA almost made me ruin my pants for a week(was only about 5 days) if we look up the other two endings for it we can call ourselves lucky. :p
Are there moae endingz? O.O
Carp, nao Ah have ta go another time… Or try and find teh endingz on UTub, nya! “^.^
BAHAHAHAHA!!!! So much for my Halloween humor being dead. =P I’m still freaked out about Halloween, but this is LOL Hilarious! =D
P.S. LOVE Max’s Face in 2 & 3 =D
We all do, they’re just sooo… epic/adorable. X3
I can toast to/second that.
Seriously.
Max Plushie with this expression.
NOW.
That makes good business sense, y’know!
Okay I think this strip after the last one made this arc one of the most epic ones so far. Great job Rick. XD
But BTW does this scare really count?
No, it only counts if he runs out of the house screaming. He’s probably more likely to be running to Grape in fear.
GRAAAAAAAAPE!
Oh yeah the “Out of the house” thing… Dang it! XP
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!! *waves arms in panic*
DOOOOOOOOG!!!! *follows suit*
NC ref ftw…
How many people think the next arc will be about Max in therapy? Then Sabrina probably confronts Spookmaster and we find out more about this Master of Spooks. Anyone?
eager for another bet i see? you still need to give back ALL those cookies from last time lol
Where’s my π?
I subtracted your π from the bet. Now where’s ma ∞ cookies!!!
I don’t want a cookie, I want a π.
And Argent, here is your π.
Thank youse!
≐≑≒≓≑≐
@Rocket: I didn’t say bet I said think. This is just for a matter of opinion.
@Dalonewolf: As for your cookies, have the whole stinkin’ stand! Better!?!
huh…so now it’s my job to give the cookies away?
Meh.
I told everyone to come claim their cookies. I assume everyone got them on their own. Since you gave me infinite cookies, you get the stand that holds them.
Probably.
PS Where did you get your avie?
Theme park world arc. Somewhere near the beginning. I forget the actual name of the strip, but it’s about the bigglesworth racing. Just after joey gets a charicature.
Here is the exact location of my fav avie: http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/08/23/it-was-either-this-or-a-mario-kart-joke/
I have a lot more… I’m thinking of making this one my betting avie.
wut if spookmaster is pete (/-_-\)
Well, let me ask you this again, what if the Spookmaster was the Great Kitsune?
Epic hilarity will ensue?
oh SHEEEET!
heh…. ai see eut u did thar
Well isn’t that the best thing ever to see after dieing.
Yes sirre’
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
crying for help of grape?
wow he must be really scared
GRAAAAAAAAAPE!
What is it now, Peanut?
…
Max?
Hahahaha
lol
I wonder if peanut is in grape and max’s army
I now know what Grape will say if the Coon and the Squirrel try to scare her.
Grape: Stupid Coon! You fail at scaring. BROOM TO YOUR FACE!
XD
No, the critter squad would be minus 2 members. This IS Grape we’re talking here.
Ooh, …True.
I still cant get over that crazy place he went to earlier oO
lol…scarred for life much?
ITYM: *scared for life much?
*laughs hysterically* Now that’s awesome *places paw to my face still laughing* haha is it wrong that I find him being horribly scared to be totally hilarious *shakes head* haha
OMG lookit his eyes x3 he looks traumatized
Your avatar is too cute. I set your fine at 3 cookies.
He’s trespassing our territory, too! A fine of 250,000 cookies is in order.
You need no more cookies. You already have ∞, so ummmm.. quite fining others for more cookies! By the way, where do you keep those cookies anyway?
*Raises hand* You mean these?
Ya, apparently, xhunterko is my bank of cookies, so yeah…
*Deposits ∞ cookies*
What cookies?
Get back here with those!
Dalonewolf, I think your “bank” is having some problems.
You think?
sabrina and tarot ? or sabrina and pete ?
The most terrifying horrors leave you too stunned to scream until it’s over, it would seem.
lol and thus delayed responses, once again, gives the wrong impression.
I’m so tempted to say that the squirrel is the Spirit Dragon and the raccoon is Pete, but the eye color of the squirrel’s eyes messes me up. E|:P
Do you want a baloon?
Yes plz.
Here you go:
http://www.thepartypeople.com.au/media/images/products/12573/13298/image-293-245.jpg
ehem…
Delayed response in 5…4….3….2….1….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAetc.
O.ð…
Earth beloooow us, drifting, falling…
this proves the point i presented in the last comic
Aaaaaaand SEMI-ANTICLIMACTIC SCARE GO!!
there’s an irony in the woodland creatures saying “We got this one in the bag.”
since only a couple strips ago, Max was saying the exact same thing.
Delayed reaction WIN
X3
that’s awesome. I bet if someone would have said ‘Hi” he still would have freaked. XD
The joke is rather ambiguous, Rick:
1) Max’s reaction because of going through hell itself is a bit “late” (from trying to process what just happened), therefor making the woodland critters think they’re actually scaring him.
2) Max is actually scared because of the woodland critters.
Over-analyzing FTW
3) There’s something behind them they haven’t noticed yet.
4) There are invisible strings controlling the squirrel and the raccoon and only Max, with the vision of hell, can see them.
5) Spookmeister just grabbed his tail, offstage.
6) Max has seen the future…
Whether or not its delayed reaction or he’s actually afraid of them,
His eye shifted between panel 2 and 3 …so normal motor responses r still good.
hugs
*looks at the Squirl and Racoon*
…Epic costumes boys.
“Don’t look at the Dog’s, work the lock. Don’t look at the Dog’s, work the loc… You LOOKED AT THE DOG’S!”
… with apologies to Magnum, PI.
“Stupid dog! You make me look bad!”
*Puts on Mask* OOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH!!
PS- Wouldn’t it be cat for the comic? Just sayin’.
DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Somebody broke Max.
well, i think it’s safe to say his heart is still beating, but i think his mind has turned to mush
Little do they know…
Well it would seem that the fun/ violent after effects of mental scaring (couppled with the loss of one of his nine lives) are beginning to reak havoc on max’s mind. But at least mental scarrs can be treated…with theripy…and medication…and more theripy………or you could see if Sabrina could “help” agin……….
Sabrina, Grape, slow motion pillow fight, …
That’d fix anyones broken mind
Funny, it seemed to break Peanut’s.
maybe if you were like 15 *rolls eyes*
Then a wet fur contest… that should get him back to normal in no time!
I love the way Max’s eyes (panel 2) go unfocused, then (Panel 3) focuses on the “Ghosts” and finally (Panel 4) get to the stage where they’ve-seen-far-too-much-in-a-short-spaceoftime! classical Gordon Bennett moment.
You have been weighed. You have been measured. You have been found wanting. May God have mercy on your Soul, if it is in his power to do so. Welcome to the new world
I didn’t even notice his pupils had shifted in Panel 3
I don’t think Max is screaming at them…
Poor kitty is never going to be right again.
That’s okay. We could use more left-handed cats.
The majority of cats actually ARE left-pawed.
*The More You Know*
CAAAAAAAAAT!!! *flails arms*
On this day of Halloween, we interrupt this holiday to bring you…Maxwell the Cowardly Cat!
hmm… i just wanna say… I LOVE IT HERE!!!
you guys are awesome and it’s funny reading some of the comments lol
Well, that was easy…
STUPID DOG! You made me look bad…
*puts on mask*
BOOGABOOGABOOGA!